The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.7.11

September 7th, 2011 // 711 Comments

“God, JonBenét Ramsey would’ve killed for those calves. Or, okay, her parents would’ve. You know what I mean.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt still not married, Marc Anthony looking for love in all the places that have clothes with his face on it and Emma Watson seeing Michael Jackson‘s ghost again. “For the last time, I’m not a boy and, no, I don’t know where Daniel Radcliffe lives. So, do you want Rupert Grint’s address or not? — Is he still a ginger? Gettin’ bleedin’ picky now, aren’t we?”

Phoebe Price needs more kid in the background,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    it had to be said
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    Aw. Now I feel like the super parent! Thanks, Superficial!

  2. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    mark r
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    firsties

  3. Jennifer Morrison Warrior
    it had to be said
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    Jesus, Flicka, relax.

  4. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    Cock Dr
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    Famewhore parents make me sick.

  5. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
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    Dora the Whora?

  6. Rob Kardashian Ice Cream
    it had to be said
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    He DOES kind of look like Kim.

  7. Billy Barty , Jr

    Where is CPS when we need them ?

  8. Jennifer Love Hewit Pouty Face
    Cock Dr
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    She’ll look happier once she gets that cheesecake out of the box.

  9. Carolyn

    What is this thing.

  10. Chelsea Handler
    it had to be said
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    That dude was great in Platoon.

  11. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
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    “The Skaarsgard is pleased with the offering. Approach The Skaarsgard….”

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Hilarious.

      I thought the picture was creepy when all I could see was the head. It got exponentially worse as I scrolled down. Shouldn’t the cops just be stationed outside of these “pageants”?

  12. Danny Glover
    it had to be said
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    “I’m too old for this shit.”

  13. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    Fester
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    That photo description contained more information about a Julia Roberts movie than I’ve ever cared to know.

  14. Gerard Butler
    it had to be said
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    “And they better have peanuts on the flight, or else!”

  15. Carl Spackler

    This must be child abuse on some level

  16. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    SteveG
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    my clown suit is shrinking rapidly…..

  17. Rob Kardashian Ice Cream
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    Sadly ironic that a Kardashian is wearing a T-shirt that says “why try harder” from a company that used to build Harley Davidson motorcycles…and currently makes bowling balls.

  18. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Call 911. This is a dermatological emergency.
    After that’s dealt with we’ll need a stylist, but that’s a lesser priority.

  19. Keith Richards Patti Hansen
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    Keith sees Al Pacino in the car, but thinks it’s just his reflection in the glass.

  20. Jennifer Love Hewit Pouty Face
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    I know what you did last summer…you ordered a new comforter from Pottery Barn.

  21. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I used to have a fishing lure with the purple fringes and the white fringes. It didn’t have strange looking tits though.

  22. Chelsea Handler
    Fester
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    LAX PA: “Now boarding 50 Cent whores…”

  23. Keith Richards Patti Hansen
    Cock Dr
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    They’ve been married a damned long time. Amazing.

  24. Rutger Hauer Strange Clothes
    it had to be said
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    Color blind? Pattern blind? Legally blind?

  25. Danny Glover
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    “…are there any questions NOT about my shoes?”

  26. Willem Dafoe 4:44 Last Day on Earth
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    Chelsea Handler really gets around.

  27. Marc Anthony Kohls
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    “I personally put every pair on J-Lo to give them that ‘stressed’ look.”

  28. Richard Simmons Pearl Necklace Tutu
    it had to be said
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    With that mouth he looks like a Kardashian.

  29. Rutger Hauer Strange Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    His assistant should be immediately fired. It’s not nice to take advantage of blind people like that.

  30. Marc Anthony Kohls
    it had to be said
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    “Yeah, I left a turd right there.”

  31. Rutger Hauer Strange Clothes
    SteveG
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    I’ve worn things you humans couldn’t imagine…

  32. Toddlers and Tiara Hooker Prostitute Pretty Woman
    celebutard
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    Isn’t this the broad that just married that old guy from Lost?

  33. Jennifer Love Hewit Pouty Face
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    Somehow I suspect that the box is from ACME and she just got herself a new man trap…

  34. Katie Price Swimsuit Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Oh god…not this freak again.

  35. Katie Price Swimsuit Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “The beauty products I can’t live without.”

    Most women don’t include plastic, saline, scalpels, and gauze in that list.

  36. Emma Watson
    Joe
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    Harry and Ron *finally* figure out how to use the invisibility cloak.

  37. Nick Nolte Warrior
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    “Uhmmm Mr. Nolte, are you doing anything later? Because let me tell you, those linen pants look fabulously on you…”

  38. Katie Price Swimsuit Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She’s trying to be a UK version of Paris Hilton I guess.
    In America we have the best & mostest famewhores; those Brits are playing catch-up.

  39. Gerard Butler
    Jill
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    Is it seriously just that his hair is graying? Is that what is making him look liek death?

  40. Pete Wetnz Bronx Mowgli
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    “Yeah, daddy. That’s where mommy is with all those naked men…”

  41. Nick Nolte Warrior
    Nick Nolte
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    I’m more man than that Chaz Bono will ever be plus I boned his mom in a movie. Actually it was Streisand, not that it matters because chick singers all sound pretty much the same.. ‘specially when I’m bonin’ ‘em.

  42. Oh Hell No

    OMG… now she’s dressed like the hooker from Pretty Woman? Every pedophile will be wanking off to this.

    Keep those hands where I can see them!

  43. Jennifer Morrison Warrior
    White hot
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    She just heard _______ in ____’s ______ .

  44. Lady Gaga No Pants Black And White
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Severe Hydrangea Reaction.

  45. Chelsea Handler
    Ego, the living planet
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    Awful. But better than SJP.

  46. Chelsea Handler
    Bonky
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    What do the brothers see in this woman ?

  47. Rutger Hauer Strange Clothes
    celebutard
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    Well, he’s got the Hobo part down…

  48. Marc Anthony Kohls
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    “Right here… Yes, here is where I want the statue of me”… he said as they wheeled in a medical skeleton dummy….

  49. Jane Fonda Sunglasses Dog
    Fester
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    Korean restaurant? Kudos on the rescue, Jane.

  50. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Can we just skip ahead to the part where the neanderthals without standards call the men with standards gay for not wanting to slay this dragon?

    • CroMag

      No, see, if some guy says someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt is disgusting, he’s probably gay. But if he says Poebe Price is disgusting, he’s right, because she is.

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