“God, JonBenét Ramsey would’ve killed for those calves. Or, okay, her parents would’ve. You know what I mean.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt still not married, Marc Anthony looking for love in all the places that have clothes with his face on it and Emma Watson seeing Michael Jackson‘s ghost again. “For the last time, I’m not a boy and, no, I don’t know where Daniel Radcliffe lives. So, do you want Rupert Grint’s address or not? — Is he still a ginger? Gettin’ bleedin’ picky now, aren’t we?”
Phoebe Price needs more kid in the background,
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Aw. Now I feel like the super parent! Thanks, Superficial!
firsties
Jesus, Flicka, relax.
Thank you.
Famewhore parents make me sick.
Dora the Whora?
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
He DOES kind of look like Kim.
Indeed.
Pre-facial work and urination.
Where is CPS when we need them ?
She’ll look happier once she gets that cheesecake out of the box.
I was going to guess that it contains a single giant bear claw but cheesecake is good.
What is this thing.
That dude was great in Platoon.
OMG. I just laughed out loud by myself in my office. Well done.
“The Skaarsgard is pleased with the offering. Approach The Skaarsgard….”
Hilarious.
I thought the picture was creepy when all I could see was the head. It got exponentially worse as I scrolled down. Shouldn’t the cops just be stationed outside of these “pageants”?
Or stationed outside the parents’ house?
“I’m too old for this shit.”
lol..touche
That photo description contained more information about a Julia Roberts movie than I’ve ever cared to know.
“And they better have peanuts on the flight, or else!”
This must be child abuse on some level
on ALL levels
you wanna see child abuse ILL SHOW U CHILD ABUSE
my clown suit is shrinking rapidly…..
Sadly ironic that a Kardashian is wearing a T-shirt that says “why try harder” from a company that used to build Harley Davidson motorcycles…and currently makes bowling balls.
Call 911. This is a dermatological emergency.
After that’s dealt with we’ll need a stylist, but that’s a lesser priority.
Keith sees Al Pacino in the car, but thinks it’s just his reflection in the glass.
+1
+2 hahaha, awesome
Perfect!!
I know what you did last summer…you ordered a new comforter from Pottery Barn.
I used to have a fishing lure with the purple fringes and the white fringes. It didn’t have strange looking tits though.
LAX PA: “Now boarding 50 Cent whores…”
They’ve been married a damned long time. Amazing.
She keeps her eye on the prize…and by prize I mean bank account.
I guess it’s true what they say about couples looking more like each other over the years.
I saw a recent Photoshopped picture of her in an ad, and she looked great. I was wondering how she could still look the same after all these years, Photoshop is amazing. Reality bites!
Color blind? Pattern blind? Legally blind?
Blind Fury.
salute of the jugger
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“…are there any questions NOT about my shoes?”
Chelsea Handler really gets around.
“I personally put every pair on J-Lo to give them that ‘stressed’ look.”
With that mouth he looks like a Kardashian.
Not to mention the pearl necklace.
Serve and spike.
No, there’s no cream in his mouth.
His assistant should be immediately fired. It’s not nice to take advantage of blind people like that.
“Yeah, I left a turd right there.”
I’ve worn things you humans couldn’t imagine…
LOL
+2 for any Roy Batty reference
Isn’t this the broad that just married that old guy from Lost?
Winnah!
YES! Awesoooooooome.
Perfect… the creepiest part is that this kid is closer to 16 than Courtney Stodden is to the Lost guy…
Somehow I suspect that the box is from ACME and she just got herself a new man trap…
lol
Oh god…not this freak again.
“The beauty products I can’t live without.”
Most women don’t include plastic, saline, scalpels, and gauze in that list.
Harry and Ron *finally* figure out how to use the invisibility cloak.
“Uhmmm Mr. Nolte, are you doing anything later? Because let me tell you, those linen pants look fabulously on you…”
She’s trying to be a UK version of Paris Hilton I guess.
In America we have the best & mostest famewhores; those Brits are playing catch-up.
”…a UK version of Paris Hilton holding up two bowling balls…”
Fixed.
Is it seriously just that his hair is graying? Is that what is making him look liek death?
“Yeah, daddy. That’s where mommy is with all those naked men…”
I’m more man than that Chaz Bono will ever be plus I boned his mom in a movie. Actually it was Streisand, not that it matters because chick singers all sound pretty much the same.. ‘specially when I’m bonin’ ‘em.
OMG… now she’s dressed like the hooker from Pretty Woman? Every pedophile will be wanking off to this.
Keep those hands where I can see them!
This is just horrible. Why do some parents think this is “ok”? Not cool. Not cool at all
She just heard _______ in ____’s ______ .
Severe Hydrangea Reaction.
HA! Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Awful. But better than SJP.
Wise words.
What do the brothers see in this woman ?
Desperation?
Well, he’s got the Hobo part down…
“Right here… Yes, here is where I want the statue of me”… he said as they wheeled in a medical skeleton dummy….
Korean restaurant? Kudos on the rescue, Jane.
HA!
Can we just skip ahead to the part where the neanderthals without standards call the men with standards gay for not wanting to slay this dragon?
No, see, if some guy says someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt is disgusting, he’s probably gay. But if he says Poebe Price is disgusting, he’s right, because she is.