“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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“So I told my barber that I wanted a Moire pattern on my head or else he’s fired!”
Carrying a ginormous purse doesn’t mean you HAVE to put your phone in it…
But then you’d never find it when it goes off.
(And speaking of something going off, if you’ll excuse me…)
Either she’s comparing her body to the meter’s, or she’s remembering what it’s like to work something with a pole.
In profile, that meter is a bit phallic. She’s probably confused why she’s paying it.
“The chronic helps me forget about that season we won every game except the Super Bowl, you know what I’m sayin’?”
i wish he would stop doing his hair like that… it makes him look like an old dude…
Win.
One good thing about Greece going under – everyone’s going to have to take a haircut.
these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paula’s strategically placed ugly person pays for itself with this photo (apparently).
I’ll pass. You’re not born knowing you’re only fooling yourself pulling your belt that tight. It’s all new to him.
barack obama sux
the pop-ups on this site are annoying.
“Ten grand to stop wearing their jeans. That’s Chump Change!”
Manly…She and Zefron will be competing for the next GQ magazine cover.
She grows a better moustache
“I didn’t ask you to wash my windows.”
He looks like Beavis as an old man. “Are you threatening me?!?”
“my soup was cold again ! Again! What’s with the cold soup? The Soup’s supposed to be hot ! Why can’t I get hot soup? Where’s my personal assistant?You’d think I was a nobody! A nobody! Jeez , why can’t I read this cell phone ? You’d think they would make cell phones you can read ! Why can’t I get a cell phone I can read ? Jeez , Why doesn’t my pecker work ? Jeez !!!”
The sea was angry that day, my friends…
I said EEEEEAAASSSSSY big–fella
I laughed so hard at this I spit soda all over my monitor!
Damn, this bitch is hot. I wonder if she’ll be impressed if I send her some pics of my penis?
Be sure to catch your crocs in the background of those pics. She likes that.
Pure Awesome.
Perfect.
Dexter’s called in sick today, but he’s arranged for a substitute.
If that’s a nicotine patch… she’s doing it wrong.
I don’t think that line can get any blurrier here without disappearing.
Paula is so the exception that proves the rule.
Oh Dan Lacey you tremendous hack. Maybe paint a pancake on his head next. That would be SO WACKY!
Congrats on getting fit. Now find some clothes that do.
Megapixel DSLRs sure don’t show any mercy, do they?
“They were casting for the new Flinstones movie, so I thought I’d wear something festive.”
Is it just me or is she starting to look like Lindsey Lohan from some alternate time-line? One where her life wasn’t influenced by coke, blowjobs, and a gin-powered harpy.
she’s gotta be a ginger too, how else could she spend all that time in LA and never get a tan
Must be a PMS day!!! RUN!!!
What’s with the “Get Smart” gadget?
It’s a retro handset for her cellphone; many people use them to cut down on the radiation from the phone. You can find handsets like these, including ones without the cord, on Thinkgeek.com.
Holy shit that thing is real, I thought she just had that to fuck with the paps.
Until further notice, this might be the lamest thing I have ever seen.
If Lenny is cool using it so is Jamie Lee Curtis. Ah no, no she’s not.
OH LOOK!! I canz wriyte my nayme!!! HEHEHE!
I want to pet him too!! Not RG the doggie!!!
Barbarino laugh, huh huh huh, yeah somebody stoled my Mercedes! Huh huh huh they are dead when I catch them! Huhhuhuh
Cool she has a purse bitch!!! Love it!
Um, I’d bet money it belongs to the guy holding it.
Wow, it’s the elusive Double Comb Over on a toupee!! Very rare!! Shhhhhhh you may scare it away with any loud noises!!
I would bet he has a huge weiner!! Guys with that waistline and odd feet are usually hung!!
Oh dammit, I just shit my pants!!! NURSE!!!
So NationJamie is selling insurance now.
Now he’s even combing over his eyebrows.
worst kind of whore is a whore that turns you in to further their own whoring career
Why is that girl behind her wearing two different boots! I mean really!! Two different socks is ok!!
So is the one in front. Also, they are filming a movie.
You seem observant.
prick
Ok, go away you are hogging my camera time!
Nice to see she won’t die of dehydration or cell phone withdrawal before reaching the car.
Now I know who buys pajama jeans.
LOL!
Watch me mime walking into the wind.
So he leaked his Hipstamatic mirror pictures?
He’s dating Venus Williams?
Nice hair doiley, John.
he has graduated to chubby