The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Donald Trump
    JC
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    “So I told my barber that I wanted a Moire pattern on my head or else he’s fired!”

  2. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Carrying a ginormous purse doesn’t mean you HAVE to put your phone in it…

    • TomFrank

      But then you’d never find it when it goes off.

      (And speaking of something going off, if you’ll excuse me…)

  3. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Either she’s comparing her body to the meter’s, or she’s remembering what it’s like to work something with a pole.

  4. Tom Brady
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “The chronic helps me forget about that season we won every game except the Super Bowl, you know what I’m sayin’?”

  5. Jonah Hill Skinny
    samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish he would stop doing his hair like that… it makes him look like an old dude…

  6. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    NG
    Commented on this photo:

    Win.

  7. Donald Trump
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    One good thing about Greece going under – everyone’s going to have to take a haircut.

  8. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    a powers
    Commented on this photo:

    these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    these pop-up ads for “REVENGE” SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Paula Abdul
    Commented on this photo:

    Paula’s strategically placed ugly person pays for itself with this photo (apparently).

  10. Jonah Hill Skinny
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ll pass. You’re not born knowing you’re only fooling yourself pulling your belt that tight. It’s all new to him.

  11. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    SuperficialAdmin
    Commented on this photo:

    barack obama sux

  12. right

    the pop-ups on this site are annoying.

  13. Larry King Angry
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ten grand to stop wearing their jeans. That’s Chump Change!”

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    Manly…She and Zefron will be competing for the next GQ magazine cover.

  15. John Travolta
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “I didn’t ask you to wash my windows.”

  16. Larry King Angry
    potatoes are neat
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like Beavis as an old man. “Are you threatening me?!?”

  17. Larry King Angry
    Al Czervik
    Commented on this photo:

    “my soup was cold again ! Again! What’s with the cold soup? The Soup’s supposed to be hot ! Why can’t I get hot soup? Where’s my personal assistant?You’d think I was a nobody! A nobody! Jeez , why can’t I read this cell phone ? You’d think they would make cell phones you can read ! Why can’t I get a cell phone I can read ? Jeez , Why doesn’t my pecker work ? Jeez !!!”

  18. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
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    Damn, this bitch is hot. I wonder if she’ll be impressed if I send her some pics of my penis?

  19. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Pure Awesome.

  20. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Rosalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfect.

  21. Vincent Piazza
    Rosalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Dexter’s called in sick today, but he’s arranged for a substitute.

  22. Bob

    If that’s a nicotine patch… she’s doing it wrong.

  23. Candice Swanepoel
    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that line can get any blurrier here without disappearing.

  24. Paula Abdul
    Rosalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Paula is so the exception that proves the rule.

  25. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Hizzoner
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Dan Lacey you tremendous hack. Maybe paint a pancake on his head next. That would be SO WACKY!

  26. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Hizzoner
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats on getting fit. Now find some clothes that do.

  27. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Rosalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Megapixel DSLRs sure don’t show any mercy, do they?

  28. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    “They were casting for the new Flinstones movie, so I thought I’d wear something festive.”

  29. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Nipples
    Forktongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or is she starting to look like Lindsey Lohan from some alternate time-line? One where her life wasn’t influenced by coke, blowjobs, and a gin-powered harpy.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be a PMS day!!! RUN!!!

  31. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the “Get Smart” gadget?

    • Trek Girl

      It’s a retro handset for her cellphone; many people use them to cut down on the radiation from the phone. You can find handsets like these, including ones without the cord, on Thinkgeek.com.

      • Venom

        Holy shit that thing is real, I thought she just had that to fuck with the paps.
        Until further notice, this might be the lamest thing I have ever seen.

      • Steelerchick

        If Lenny is cool using it so is Jamie Lee Curtis. Ah no, no she’s not.

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    OH LOOK!! I canz wriyte my nayme!!! HEHEHE!

  33. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to pet him too!! Not RG the doggie!!!

  34. John Travolta
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Barbarino laugh, huh huh huh, yeah somebody stoled my Mercedes! Huh huh huh they are dead when I catch them! Huhhuhuh

  35. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool she has a purse bitch!!! Love it!

  36. Donald Trump
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, it’s the elusive Double Comb Over on a toupee!! Very rare!! Shhhhhhh you may scare it away with any loud noises!!

  37. Jonah Hill Skinny
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    I would bet he has a huge weiner!! Guys with that waistline and odd feet are usually hung!!

  38. Larry King Angry
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dammit, I just shit my pants!!! NURSE!!!

  39. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    So NationJamie is selling insurance now.

  40. Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    Now he’s even combing over his eyebrows.

  41. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    worst kind of whore is a whore that turns you in to further their own whoring career

  42. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is that girl behind her wearing two different boots! I mean really!! Two different socks is ok!!

  43. Paula Abdul
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, go away you are hogging my camera time!

  44. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    AnnaDraconida
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    Nice to see she won’t die of dehydration or cell phone withdrawal before reaching the car.

  45. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know who buys pajama jeans.

  46. Larry King Angry
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch me mime walking into the wind.

  47. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Commented on this photo:

    So he leaked his Hipstamatic mirror pictures?

  48. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
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    He’s dating Venus Williams?

  49. John Travolta
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    Nice hair doiley, John.

  50. Jonah Hill Skinny
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    he has graduated to chubby

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