The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.14.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as take tomorrow and Friday to become Florida Man. That’s right, I intentionally moved to America’s prolapsed anus, because I heard meth is a blast just to hear Fish sob over Skype, which has already made this the best decision I’ve ever made. So, while I figure out how to gator-proof my infant son, please enjoy this collection of hastily thrown together celebrity bullshit, or else Angelique Morgan’s gross asshole showed up again for nothing. Well, I mean, I guess it’s trying to get Trump elected, but that’s sort of the whole job of gross assholes these days, isn’t it? Zing! See you south of the border, fuckers!

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