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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
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Derp!
as if.
I know right. Someone tell her Harry has left Las Vegas already.
Fucking
No thank you. You give me the creeps.
Hmm…been reading some posts…the troll is definitely more funny. :)
Looks like Kate got the old “Singapore Special” when she arrived.
used to be able to zip thru this section…now it’s riddled with fucking advertising…fuck this shit!
Quit whining and find yourself a free ad-blocker, dipshit.
firefox and adblock plus, you silly billy.
gotdamn right, cyndi.
When’s the wedding?
“Oh snap! I know you didn’t just put curry in dem noodles!”
Nice fucking shirt you “cowboy” you.
Wait-what!?!
titties!
The new Wonder Bra employs nano technology to actually push the buttocks up and around to the chest. The downside is that after you take it off you have to pick your ass up and carry it.
She seems to be be doing a permanent walk of shame.
Well…with that face…
Isn’t having shame a prerequisite?
From Kim’s Belted Galloway collection, available exclusively at Sears.
mmmmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOOooooooooo
I checked. There’s no nip there.
Thanks for the heads-up.
You’re doing god’s work, son.
How about starting with Spoiler Alert next time??
Check again. It’s there.
“I can’t believe they made a sequel either.”
Just a dude standing around wiping his ass. What’s strange about that?
Nice. Even funnier because my head read it in the voice of Stewie Griffin.
You ARE cool.
From the thumbnail I thought it was Aretha Franklin.
So glad that her & her co-star Robert Iler made it to TCWM. Now they both can claim they’ve appeared in something since “The Sopranos”.
nice hairy man arms
She must be new. She’s still shiny.
I like his shirt…it makes my hate feel even more justified.
Use the force, L̶u̶k̶e̶ Owen.
*Tinkles*
“Stop calling me ‘Luke’! That’s my less-talented brother!”
“Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick. Wesley, get mama’s pryin’ bar….”
I don’ know why they call this airport LAX, it’s seems to have everythin’ a person could possibly want…
Looks like a blonde Margaret Cho
is she smuggling something in her diaper?
Yeah. Neptune. And possibly Pluto.
But not uranus?
Sorry ma’am, you’ll have to purchase a ticket for that midget.
Dammit, put a mirror by the door, Kardashian.
fugly
she seems to be missing part of her dress
Part of her brain!
That mongoloid with the two last names is married to this?
Well, as you know, there’s hardly a day goes by where life doesn’t give you a reason to say ‘Oh for fuck’s sake!’
I enjoyed said mongoloid’s work in “21 Jump Street”. That’s because the material fit him more than the other shit.
I would so smash the mongloid into next Tuesday. He’s a fine piece of meat.
I know she’s big and all but anyone want to join me in sayin you wouldn’t mind finding a fold to poke it in?
Come on… Someone besides me has to want to slap those fun bags around…
I don’t think The Superficial is a big hangout for Chubby Chasers® like yourself, but maybe you’ll find one hanging out for the next Kirstie Alley post.
Not even ashamed to admit it yes I wood, my name says it all!
I got my online degree with a Masters in Funbag Slapping and would gladly wait in line to knock those jugs around….after you’re done, of course.
I just tinkled.
You stupid little cunthole.
Please stop stalking me you rude little troll.
kimmykimkim you’re just too easy. =)) BTW, cunthole? Classy. You really do belong in the internet. ;)
I feel like I’m uniting a fellowship of the breasts… To the mountains of Mordor!! (Yes, I need a life)
Fuck off, person bothering Kimmy.
Can’t we all just get along?
Too soon…?
Absolutely. I don’t know what it says about me but I like her much better as a big girl then when she was “hot.” Well, I guess it says I like fat chicks.
Yeah… You sorta came full circle on that one… No pun intended.
Add me to the list of people wanting to slap those tits around.
Strange, but I could really go from a blowjob right now. Wait, that’s not strange.
I could really go to one.
Yeah–going from one is definitely strange.
Damn, Luke’s lesser known brother has not fared well….
Yuck.
America’s favorite 70-year old pixie.
This is what Prince William masturbates to…
Correction: INTO
Too bad he’s pulling the wedge out of his ass. Because he looked so classy otherwise.
Kate, could you show us what you did when Will gave you a $150,000 engagement ring?
That is not the kind of face you want emerging from a shiny shirt.
Should I hate him? I feel like I should hate him. Feels right.
If you’re going to make fun of Rumor Willis, at least do it privately.
His fans are the best and most loyal… I mean, seriously, who else can sit through one of his concerts where he spends half the time toungueing the microphone and still love him?
Stop it you guys. I’m sure Robert is just going to meet his friend Macauley for some afternoon fun (read: meth)…
Tammy Fae?
Concentrate a little harder… It’s emerging. You think Kelly Rippa got hers overnight or something?
Curtains on an ass? What is she? “Cirque de Pee”?
“You’re so over-the-hill and you don’t even know it”
NOT over the hill, but still funny:)
I can’t wait for “Arrested Development” to get to Netflix, but he was great on “Larry Sanders” too.
I sure hope this is sarcasm.
Me too. AD is already on netflix.
Teeeeeee heeeeeeee you kill me.
You mean Dr. Phil wasn’t on Arrested Development? Or Larry Sanders? Next you’ll be telling me he wasn’t a judge in a dress on Hill Street Blues.
You’re probably one of those deluded souls who think it was Jeffrey Tambor.
THAT was sarcasm.
“OMG you guys… The kleenex nearly fell out of my bra…”
Big foot gained weight?
She’s very beautiful but that outfit is making her camel tow look like the vortex of doom…
Does he get to count yours next?
“Let me put this camera into night-vision mode…. and…. Got it, now I recognize her…”
When are all of the other babies going to finally come out?
Damn it, I was so close to stealing this pen!
Demonstrating some of her many talents.