The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Justin Bieber
    meeps!
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    Derp!

  2. Kate Middleton
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    as if.

  3. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    gotdamn right, cyndi.

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    When’s the wedding?

  5. Kate Middleton
    it had to be said
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    “Oh snap! I know you didn’t just put curry in dem noodles!”

  6. Dr. Phil
    it had to be said
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    Nice fucking shirt you “cowboy” you.

  7. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    meeps!
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    Wait-what!?!

  8. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
    it had to be said
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    She seems to be be doing a permanent walk of shame.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    From Kim’s Belted Galloway collection, available exclusively at Sears.

    mmmmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOOooooooooo

  10. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
    it had to be said
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    I checked. There’s no nip there.

  11. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    it had to be said
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    “I can’t believe they made a sequel either.”

  12. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    it had to be said
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    Just a dude standing around wiping his ass. What’s strange about that?

  13. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    it had to be said
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    From the thumbnail I thought it was Aretha Franklin.

  14. Aida Turturro
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    So glad that her & her co-star Robert Iler made it to TCWM. Now they both can claim they’ve appeared in something since “The Sopranos”.

  15. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Mr. Poop
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    nice hairy man arms

  16. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
    it had to be said
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    She must be new. She’s still shiny.

  17. Dr. Phil
    hijkmno
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    I like his shirt…it makes my hate feel even more justified.

  18. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Use the force, L̶u̶k̶e̶ Owen.

  19. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Eddie Hitler
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    “Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick. Wesley, get mama’s pryin’ bar….”

    • Jessica

      I don’ know why they call this airport LAX, it’s seems to have everythin’ a person could possibly want…

  20. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    biff
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    Looks like a blonde Margaret Cho

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Mr. Poop
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    is she smuggling something in her diaper?

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    it had to be said
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    Dammit, put a mirror by the door, Kardashian.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    biff
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    fugly

  24. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Mr. Poop
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    she seems to be missing part of her dress

  25. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
    Joaquin ingles
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    That mongoloid with the two last names is married to this?

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I know she’s big and all but anyone want to join me in sayin you wouldn’t mind finding a fold to poke it in?
    Come on… Someone besides me has to want to slap those fun bags around…

  27. Amy Childs Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Strange, but I could really go from a blowjob right now. Wait, that’s not strange.

  28. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
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    Damn, Luke’s lesser known brother has not fared well….

  29. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    kimmykimkim
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    Yuck.

  30. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    it had to be said
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    America’s favorite 70-year old pixie.

  31. Kate Middleton
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    This is what Prince William masturbates to…

  32. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    Janice
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    Too bad he’s pulling the wedge out of his ass. Because he looked so classy otherwise.

  33. Kate Middleton
    Inner Retard
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    Kate, could you show us what you did when Will gave you a $150,000 engagement ring?

  34. Dr. Phil
    Cock Dr
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    That is not the kind of face you want emerging from a shiny shirt.
    Should I hate him? I feel like I should hate him. Feels right.

  35. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    Joaquin ingles
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    If you’re going to make fun of Rumor Willis, at least do it privately.

  36. Justin Bieber
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    His fans are the best and most loyal… I mean, seriously, who else can sit through one of his concerts where he spends half the time toungueing the microphone and still love him?

  37. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
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    Stop it you guys. I’m sure Robert is just going to meet his friend Macauley for some afternoon fun (read: meth)…

  38. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Oscar
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    Tammy Fae?

  39. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
    Joaquin ingles
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    Concentrate a little harder… It’s emerging. You think Kelly Rippa got hers overnight or something?

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
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    Curtains on an ass? What is she? “Cirque de Pee”?

  41. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
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    “You’re so over-the-hill and you don’t even know it”

  42. Dr. Phil
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    I can’t wait for “Arrested Development” to get to Netflix, but he was great on “Larry Sanders” too.

  43. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
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    “OMG you guys… The kleenex nearly fell out of my bra…”

  44. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    elephantman
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    Big foot gained weight?

  45. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
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    She’s very beautiful but that outfit is making her camel tow look like the vortex of doom…

  46. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    Joaquin ingles
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    Does he get to count yours next?

  47. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me put this camera into night-vision mode…. and…. Got it, now I recognize her…”

  48. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    When are all of the other babies going to finally come out?

  49. Dr. Phil
    Inner Retard
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    Damn it, I was so close to stealing this pen!

  50. Justin Bieber
    Cock Dr
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    Demonstrating some of her many talents.

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