The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.7.13

August 7th, 2013 // 341 Comments

Ok boys and girls, it’s The Crap We Missed time again, your daily dose of, well let’s be honest, it’s funny faces and butts. I really do try to convince myself that jokes like “Hey, here’s Diablo Cody finally working with actors on her talent level,” or “Russell Brand in a situation equivalent to an alcoholic about to swan dive into a vodka-filled pool,” or even “Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who he apparently met by time-traveling back to a 1993 Jordache Jeans commercial set” are anything other than funny faces and butts, but they’re not. They’re just not…

That last butts link counts because try to tell me that whole picture isn’t a gigantic shit factory,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    YadaYada
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    Yeah, pretty much impossible to make her un-boneable. Nice try, though.

  2. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    Took me about 2 hours to realize she had a face… And it had short-circuited.

  3. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
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    “Watch this mate, I kick right here and her transporter’s battery shuts off…
    Like shooting fish in a barrel as you yanks say it…”

  4. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    White can be slimming.. Not in this case because of the gut and all but it can be…

  5. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
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    He’s calling the last people who still give a shit who he is…

  6. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Looks like Mrs Stay-Puft has arrived to meet her hubby on shore leave.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    The “Walk of shame” is an unforgiving event that sometimes leads its walkers to use bed sheets as clothes..”

  8. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    I winked back, but not sure if that was what she was doing.

  9. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    princess leia got fat

  10. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    Still a badass…

  11. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    “Must have got jiz in her eye,” said my crude uncle.

  12. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
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    And Apple’s stock just went down 7 points.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    Not cute. Please stop.

  14. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
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    I don’t care what the cleavage sensor tells me, there’s at least one dude in this picture.

  15. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Yeah…lick those lips you tanned silver fox!

  16. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
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    Hopefully, Winthorpe and Valentine show up and make him poor and miserable.

  17. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    I’ve got a huge thing for Julianne. Added benefit: she’s Mormon and she dated Ryan Seacrest for a few years, so there’s a good chance she’s still got her v-card.

  18. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    “Keep acting like my girlfriend, there are photographers near. I promise I’ll have rest to you in a cashier’s check by 5:30.”

  19. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    “I saaaaaid:
    2 #5′s
    3 French fries
    2 apple pies
    1 diet coke!!!”

  20. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    catapostrophe
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    “Sorry–I had to say hi to somebody.”

  21. Chrissy Teigen Cleavge Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Go ahead and swallow. We get it.

  22. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
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    I didn’t know Lindsay had a brother.

  23. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    Living off DiCaprio’s leftovers doesn’t look so bad…
    And the chick isn’t ugly either.

  24. Nick Offerman Derpface Moustache Paradise Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, your Shop-Rite Night Shift Manager of the Year!

  25. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    CK
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    “Planking”, “Twerking”, “Gapping”… is “Wonking” the next stupid-girl trend?

  26. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    She must’ve peeped Chris Brown’s phone.

  27. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
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    Apparently Bruce Willis went too far with Sly Stallone.. Who knew?

  28. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
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    The orgasm he achieved when he saw this buckled his knees and he almost fell over. He had to lean Joe Lieberman for a while there.

  29. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    CK
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    Someone choke him with those cords.

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    “And now if I close my right eye, my right boob will go up!”

  31. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Now you’ve got the right idea, Lena. Keep it covered at all times.

  32. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    Feeeeeed me Seymour!

  33. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
    catapostrophe
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    “FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”

  34. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    catapostrophe
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    She just realized the photographers are going to describe her as his girlfriend in their shots.

  35. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
    CK
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    “Less clothes… then people will take notice of me!”

  36. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    Howard Stern was never as popular once he got his sex change and race change.

  37. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    That dress is awful. Take it off now!

  38. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Micheal Cera’s new look is really working for him

  39. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
    Jokely Carmichael
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    Nurse Fatchet

  40. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
    catapostrophe
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    I didn’t know Cruella De Vil had a brother.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    Seriously, what look was she going for here? Looks like she tried to combine the flak jackets from “Naruto” with a curtain.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    You have to give him credit. He FINALLY took a photo where he doesn’t look like a monster!

  43. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
    Jokely Carmichael
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    Photo Boy needs smacked for that caption.

  44. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    YES! I’M finally more handsome than George Hamilton!

  45. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
    Jokely Carmichael
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    (S)muggle.

  46. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
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    Air Ambulance Team: “Ha, ha, ha…you’re TOTALLY killing that poor man…Ha, ha, ha!”

  47. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    Show some respect to the legend. He’s great in everything he does. His voice is commanding. I love his portrayal of Saruman. He was the perfect compliment to Ian McKellen’s Gandalf.

  48. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    Jesus woman! Stop with the eyes already! I’m married!

  49. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
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    Diablo got implants?

  50. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
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    This strangely looks like that haunted carnival ride that has the disfigured skeleton that follows you out of the exit

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