The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.29.12

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Brett Ratner struggling to understand why this Long John Silver’s app isn’t showing him porn, Pete Doherty continues living despite his best efforts otherwise, Mickey Rourke’s spare parts utility belt seems to be overflowing, and we bear witness to the final horrifying moment in Kelly Clarkson’s bassist’s life. If only he’d noticed the sign taped to the green room door stating clearly, ‘If you’ve been near a Dunkin’ Donuts in the past week, you MUST shower before soundcheck.’

Poor sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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