The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11

August 17th, 2011 // 695 Comments

“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.

Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    When you wear a dolphin skin swimsuit don’t be surprised to see them all swimming away as fast as they can.

  2. Raven Symone
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    When that button pops, we all die.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so white even the sun has to put on shades to look at her.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Titans win! Yay!”

  5. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    still hot.

  6. Ethan Hawke
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like his social worker is taking him to the zoo or something.

  7. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ooooh that tickles!”

  8. Larry King
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    the angry face of a soggy dump.

  9. Ben Stiller Surfing
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Never go full retard.”

  10. Ethan Hawke
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like mom put out the clothes for him that morning.

  11. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Will SOMEONE please get this guy a jock strap?

  12. Raven Symone
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone messed up the Photoshop on her gut. White girl gut on a black girl.

  13. Brendan Fraser
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever is happening in this picture is the best work of his career.

  14. Penn Badgley
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    You usually only pass gas once you are comfortable with those around you. Judging by that face, I’d say he’s past comfortable.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Still recruiting I see…

  16. Ben Stiller Surfing
    Commented on this photo:

    Caveman thawed from iceberg, floating into Hawaii.

  17. Larry King
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s smiling, but the muscles – they no longer work.

  18. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who these are, but I like them very much.

  19. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s 17. BUT—that’s legal in England. Or Italy. Or wherever she happens to be at the moment, because I just looked it up and it turns out 17 is legal age in pretty much all of Europe.

  20. Julia Stiles
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit. There’s supposed to be a black guy behind me saying it all with his eyes.”

  21. Olivia Munn
    poopsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Butt Her Face

    • MImom

      Are you crazy or just jealous, Goopsy.

      • poopsy

        not crazy or jealous. Seriously, I’m always a little be suprised every time I see her how messed she is from the neck up. Her face looks like she has downs or something. Bangin’ bod though, not doubt about that.

  22. Penn Badgley
    Commented on this photo:

    “One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead…”

  23. Ethan Hawke
    Commented on this photo:

    Training Day Two: Parenthood.

  24. Beyonce
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch please! I’d like to see yo ass drop it this low and bounce right back up!

  25. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    When Angelina sees the pics of that assistant he’ll be missing an important body part.

  26. Adam Brody Pink Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I can make a bong from this bottle and piece of paper!

  27. Julia Stiles
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Security guy in the back: “yeah she’s in one of those bourne identity movies… oh oh and that one about the white girl dancing with the black guy…. yeah that one…. shit.. you can’t remember her name either?”

  28. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call me,” they all said at once.

  29. Vanessa Hudgens
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    *pulls the sleeve off the cup and hands it to Vanessa to redeem the ‘Free Show’*

  30. Larry King
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone lock the door to the fucking crypt. He keeps getting out.

  31. Julia Stiles
    Commented on this photo:

    No ass shot = waste of bandwidth.

  32. Hilary Duff Stretch Pants Butt
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    The fight for biggest ass has begun. Kim, you’ve been warned…

  33. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s NOT how you cook a child! THIS is how you cook a child!”

  34. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    Commented on this photo:

    Dolphins love the smell of dead fish.

  35. Ethan Hawke
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Has he always been autistic? That would explain a lot…

  36. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    This must be that dolphin-safe tuna I keep hearing about.

    • MrsWrong

      Now maybe Adrian Grenier can stop doing those goddamn commercials…brink of extinction my ass…I count 48 including the little one on the boat

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    audrina finally got that upper installed.

  38. Ethan Hawke
    Twizlah
    Commented on this photo:

    “I Am Sam 2: The Retardening”

  39. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe want snu-snu!

  40. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    That kid’s expression says it all. Trapped with a Scots twat at Dad’s game. Shit.

  41. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God…Dad, please for once STFU!

  42. Lindsay Lohan
    Mae
    Commented on this photo:

    The face of a woman who just blew someone in the back of an Escalade formcoke. Classic Lindsay..

  43. Raven Symone
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel a finger shake and a head wag coming on.

  44. Zooey Deschanel
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a clown!

  45. Donnie Wahlberg Tom Selleck
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize Selleck had a special needs kid. Good for him, taking the kid to the park.

  46. Beyonce
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you like to use your iPhone as a mirror even when Beyoncé is less than two feet away from you? Sigh…yes, loser…there’s an app for that.

  47. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    don’t know what the fuck conde means, but I know what nast is when i see it.

  48. John Goodman
    Commented on this photo:

    No kidding. I would have sworn he was dead.

  49. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Always with the got-crabs scratching.

  50. Penn Badgley
    Jenna
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then I made this face when he was done”

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