“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.
Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,
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When you wear a dolphin skin swimsuit don’t be surprised to see them all swimming away as fast as they can.
Insert Tuna joke here; [ ]
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When that button pops, we all die.
oh God. I was coming here with the same thought.
She could probably launch that thing into shallow orbit.
She is so white even the sun has to put on shades to look at her.
much rather that than bronzer
Now this is what a 39 year old woman usually looks like.
+1000000000
“The Titans win! Yay!”
still hot.
!!!
she looks great!
Makes me wanna punch my wife in her fat face….
Looks like his social worker is taking him to the zoo or something.
Hilarity! He also seems to be pulling out clumps of his own hair.
HAHAHAAA
“Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.”
“Ooooh that tickles!”
the angry face of a soggy dump.
“Never go full retard.”
Looks like mom put out the clothes for him that morning.
Will SOMEONE please get this guy a jock strap?
yeah, dude. His herpes is getting old for Fish’s readers… almost more than it is for him.
Since he ran out of room on his arms, maybe he got some tats down there in “the nether region”.
Someone messed up the Photoshop on her gut. White girl gut on a black girl.
tummy ain’t seeing no sun..
Whatever is happening in this picture is the best work of his career.
I looks like he is going for an Americanized Gerard Depardieu
You usually only pass gas once you are comfortable with those around you. Judging by that face, I’d say he’s past comfortable.
Still recruiting I see…
Isn’t there a registry somewhere that he should be entered into?
Caveman thawed from iceberg, floating into Hawaii.
i would also accept “photographic evidence of the missing link”
He’s smiling, but the muscles – they no longer work.
No that really is his smile. You don’t wanna see his eat shit and die face.
I don’t know who these are, but I like them very much.
She’s 17. BUT—that’s legal in England. Or Italy. Or wherever she happens to be at the moment, because I just looked it up and it turns out 17 is legal age in pretty much all of Europe.
She’s 27 not 17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamara_Ecclestone
Whoops. Math fail. Or eye fail. Never mind.
27 I believe but she would be one haggardy ass 17 yr old. Did they only have that bikini in a 3T? Next time try shopping in the grown up section.
Most of the US is 17 (or 16) too.
“Dammit. There’s supposed to be a black guy behind me saying it all with his eyes.”
LOL!
Butt Her Face
Are you crazy or just jealous, Goopsy.
not crazy or jealous. Seriously, I’m always a little be suprised every time I see her how messed she is from the neck up. Her face looks like she has downs or something. Bangin’ bod though, not doubt about that.
“One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead…”
AWESOME Joe Jack Talcum reference!
Training Day Two: Parenthood.
Bitch please! I’d like to see yo ass drop it this low and bounce right back up!
When Angelina sees the pics of that assistant he’ll be missing an important body part.
Assistant is wearing lesbian shoes. It’s more likely that Angie will want to fuck her herself.
I second that.
I want to see that
Lesbian assistant is hot. Good eye on the footwear, Doc.
Those are sorrells! They’re EXPENSIVE!!
How the fuck does shoes make her a Lesbian? I would understand if they were Doc Martin Boots and she had very short hair like a Marine…….I would agree more if you had stated”Bisexual”. Oh I wear Teva casual shoes , am I some dense shit Jock?
I can make a bong from this bottle and piece of paper!
Security guy in the back: “yeah she’s in one of those bourne identity movies… oh oh and that one about the white girl dancing with the black guy…. yeah that one…. shit.. you can’t remember her name either?”
“Call me,” they all said at once.
*pulls the sleeve off the cup and hands it to Vanessa to redeem the ‘Free Show’*
Someone lock the door to the fucking crypt. He keeps getting out.
No ass shot = waste of bandwidth.
+1
Yes!! The ass shot of her yesterday was much better!
The fight for biggest ass has begun. Kim, you’ve been warned…
“That’s NOT how you cook a child! THIS is how you cook a child!”
Dolphins love the smell of dead fish.
Has he always been autistic? That would explain a lot…
This must be that dolphin-safe tuna I keep hearing about.
Now maybe Adrian Grenier can stop doing those goddamn commercials…brink of extinction my ass…I count 48 including the little one on the boat
audrina finally got that upper installed.
upper lip. der
I liked yer previous comment. :-)
“I Am Sam 2: The Retardening”
+1 x infinity
Khloe want snu-snu!
+1
+1 for making me laugh
+500 for doing it using a Futurama reference
hahaha
That kid’s expression says it all. Trapped with a Scots twat at Dad’s game. Shit.
Oh my God…Dad, please for once STFU!
+1
The face of a woman who just blew someone in the back of an Escalade formcoke. Classic Lindsay..
I feel a finger shake and a head wag coming on.
aw no you did-dant!
I’m a clown!
I didn’t realize Selleck had a special needs kid. Good for him, taking the kid to the park.
Would you like to use your iPhone as a mirror even when Beyoncé is less than two feet away from you? Sigh…yes, loser…there’s an app for that.
I thought with Medusa you had to point the mirror toward her?
don’t know what the fuck conde means, but I know what nast is when i see it.
No kidding. I would have sworn he was dead.
Always with the got-crabs scratching.
“And then I made this face when he was done”
That is a terrible O face.