The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.10.11

August 10th, 2011 // 384 Comments

Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.

Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    MC Pootsalot
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    Ironic shirt day?

    Shia’s says “I heart Acting”

  2. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    cc
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    Time to bust out the Dawn.

  3. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the senior confusing the gas with the brake when you need them?

  4. bing

    Naughty dirty girl.

  5. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard that in France it’s considered bad manners not to lift a skirt up for a better view under circumstances like this. So long as you say ‘Ah, c’est magnifique, mademoiselle.’

  6. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    asdasd
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    Leggy legs are leggy.

  7. Gerard Butler
    cc
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    Actually, he was just participating in the riots. Shame on him.

  8. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
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    That is the ugliest tattoo I have ever seen in my life.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Myhumpmyhumpmyhump
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    id do em in da butt butt butt

  10. Gerard Butler
    General Disarray
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    No…no he doesn’t look healthy.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
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    I bet his drawers have the skidmarks on the outside.

  12. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good, Snooki finally faces the gibbet for her many crimes against humanity.

  13. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    General Disarray
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    MAHONEYYYYY!!!!

  14. Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    We somehow have to help these homeless people. It breaks my heart to see this.

  15. Gerard Butler
    gargamellon
    Commented on this photo:

    apparently, this guy gets laid by hot chicks.

  16. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
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    If she gets any fatter she’ll be changing her name to Snacki.

  17. Leighton Meester
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    I still want to put it in her keester.

  18. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    Deacon Jones
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    How the photog didnt sucumb to violently thrusting the “shocker” up that skirt is beyond me

  19. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
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    Look like he’s all washed up.

  20. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Axa
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    The mud really accentuated the firm curve of her right breast in this photo.
    *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Beefarino
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    Wonder if she also has Where the Wild Things are below like her sister does?

  22. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    Mr Winters
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    Is walking like a troglodyte a thing now?

  23. Woody Allen
    Deacon Jones
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    Ronson just doesnt look the same since that DUI.

  24. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    Axa
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    Her ankle is so tiny.. id nibble on it for hours

  25. Woody Allen
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw shit, he’s gettin’ wonky eyed again, hide the children. Remember they don’t call him ‘Woody’ for nothing.

  26. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    Axa
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll pass on the extensions though…

  27. Josh Duhamel Barefoot
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Josh got the moobs and Fergie got the penis!

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So if the no trousers dream just means I think I’m important, the one where I wave my man in front of a class full of kids means … what?

  29. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have her sights set on Robert DeNiro.

  30. Rob Schneider
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    Mangina?! More like Vagina.

  31. Dominic Cooper Throne The Devils Double
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, is that Rick Perry?

  32. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    thanks for getting the crap we missed together before 5pm central. much rather dig through it while at work than during my personal time.

  33. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Hands-fucking-down the HOTTEST woman in Hollywood right now.

  34. David Arquette
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    Damn, pissed himself again.

  35. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, My Mammy..”

  36. Amanda

    I love dead sea minerals.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    Richard McBeef
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    Maintenance crews are still trying to mop all the vinegar and water that was spilled after the collision.

  38. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
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    Is he doing a curtsey?!

  39. Adrian Grenier
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    He better hope there ain’t no real deer hunters there.

  40. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Derp
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    Still hot as a black face.

  41. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    Richard McBeef
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    So close to nice upskirt there. Those boots would have pushed the hotness over the top.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    St. Jezebel
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    when hairy met sally

  43. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
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    Oh Bar, when they said Black Sea they weren’t being so literal!

  44. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    [after having bad shoulder badly separated]

    “Pop it, Pop it Tommy, POP IT!”

    • Lynx

      If you give everything you’ve got, EVERYTHING, you’ll be winners. That I promise you. You can be the best of the best.

  45. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
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    Which one is the chick?

  46. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    Richard McBeef
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    You can’t just wring them out, snooki. You’ll need a fine tooth comb to get the eggs.

  47. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    oneone
    Commented on this photo:

    hot

  48. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    justuhbill
    Commented on this photo:

    That might be the worst wet t-shirt contest ever.

  49. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    TomFrank
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    DEAD Sea, not Black Sea. (Who’s racist now?)

  50. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
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    As a child I never worried about accidentally talking into my mom’s cooter. This poor child won’t be able to say that.

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