Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.
Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,
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Ironic shirt day?
Shia’s says “I heart Acting”
+1
Time to bust out the Dawn.
Where is the senior confusing the gas with the brake when you need them?
Naughty dirty girl.
I heard that in France it’s considered bad manners not to lift a skirt up for a better view under circumstances like this. So long as you say ‘Ah, c’est magnifique, mademoiselle.’
Leggy legs are leggy.
Stellas legs are amazing, I will take her over vanessa any day
Actually, he was just participating in the riots. Shame on him.
That is the ugliest tattoo I have ever seen in my life.
id do em in da butt butt butt
What what?
No…no he doesn’t look healthy.
I bet his drawers have the skidmarks on the outside.
Oh good, Snooki finally faces the gibbet for her many crimes against humanity.
MAHONEYYYYY!!!!
We somehow have to help these homeless people. It breaks my heart to see this.
apparently, this guy gets laid by hot chicks.
If she gets any fatter she’ll be changing her name to Snacki.
HA!
I still want to put it in her keester.
Or perhaps you could put it in her Keebler. It’s NYC so Peter Dinklage or some other elf is bound to be underfoot.
I think the owner of the dog might object.
How the photog didnt sucumb to violently thrusting the “shocker” up that skirt is beyond me
Look like he’s all washed up.
+1
The mud really accentuated the firm curve of her right breast in this photo.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Wonder if she also has Where the Wild Things are below like her sister does?
Is walking like a troglodyte a thing now?
Ronson just doesnt look the same since that DUI.
Ahahaha!
Nicely done.
Her ankle is so tiny.. id nibble on it for hours
Aw shit, he’s gettin’ wonky eyed again, hide the children. Remember they don’t call him ‘Woody’ for nothing.
I’ll pass on the extensions though…
Josh got the moobs and Fergie got the penis!
So if the no trousers dream just means I think I’m important, the one where I wave my man in front of a class full of kids means … what?
She must have her sights set on Robert DeNiro.
lol
Mangina?! More like Vagina.
Hey, is that Rick Perry?
thanks for getting the crap we missed together before 5pm central. much rather dig through it while at work than during my personal time.
+1000
fuck that, “the crap we missed” is nothing more than a way for fish to get more hits without doing any work. I say scrap it altogether.
You don’t like it, feel free to skip it.
I agree with eatme. sorry. : (
I agree with TomFrank. If you don’t like it you have a few options:
1. Ignore it
2. Go elsewhere
3. Call suicide prevention
Hands-fucking-down the HOTTEST woman in Hollywood right now.
I agree—- Schwinnnggg!!!
Damn, pissed himself again.
“I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, My Mammy..”
Dammit! Took my idea! Ju muss be a jeeenyus!
I love dead sea minerals.
Maintenance crews are still trying to mop all the vinegar and water that was spilled after the collision.
Nice!
Winner!
Is he doing a curtsey?!
I think he’s pretending he’s a Jet from the opening of West Side Story.
exactly what I was going to say
I think it’s a new gay mating dance.
some sort of frankenstein curtsy.. that eyebrow puts burt from burt and ernie to shame
He better hope there ain’t no real deer hunters there.
Still hot as a black face.
So close to nice upskirt there. Those boots would have pushed the hotness over the top.
I see what you did there, dirty old man.
when hairy met sally
Oh Bar, when they said Black Sea they weren’t being so literal!
[after having bad shoulder badly separated]
“Pop it, Pop it Tommy, POP IT!”
If you give everything you’ve got, EVERYTHING, you’ll be winners. That I promise you. You can be the best of the best.
Which one is the chick?
You can’t just wring them out, snooki. You’ll need a fine tooth comb to get the eggs.
hot
That might be the worst wet t-shirt contest ever.
DEAD Sea, not Black Sea. (Who’s racist now?)
Dead Sea would make more sense, what with her being Israeli and all.
Exactly. Plus, I’ve been there, and I knew right away that was where that mineral mud came from.
The only way to know for sure is if her wallet is missing after she comes out of the water.
Thank you Iveski. Classic.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
As a child I never worried about accidentally talking into my mom’s cooter. This poor child won’t be able to say that.