Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.
Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?
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More like the “Undisputed Troof”, amirite?
“Un-dith-puted Troof” to be exact! I mean to be “Eg-thact!”
When did she turn 47 ?
About 13 years ago, by the looks of things.
No. Don’t make this a thing.
You know, Im starting to find it mildly amusing that this chick gets ALL DRESSED UP to GO NOWHERE these days.
I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THA FUTURE IN THESE BITCHEZZZZ!!!
I’m torn between labeling this picture as “Stroke Race” or “Boner Graveyard”.
What a bunch of fascinating fucks,
You know what makes me giggle (and gag?) remembering how ten years ago people would talk about how ‘handsome’ these two guys were. Are u KIDDING me? On my drunkest day I wouldnt.
Thats as far Lamar could scratch after finding out her age.
” Oh I geddit, *Coxless Pair*! SNORT! “
I’d hit it, and quit it. no doubt.
I pity the fool. or I would if I could kick the shit out of him.
AND what USDA said! HAHAHAHA
LOL LOL LOL! What YEAR is that pic that man (YES….MAN!) wants him to sign from?! Too fuckin funny!
I’m calling out Mammamiaetc. as a liar. Harry at least is damn cute.
I just nodded off, this might be the most boring girl on earth.
Back in my day, models had names you could pronounce.
And we liked it, we loved it.
Like Veruschka von Lehndorff or Gia Carangi or Paulina Porizkova? It’s been like this for a while now.
She’s the perfect hottie.
Yes, I agree she is in my Top 5
God here we go again. Another rash of rumours about Liberace being gay.
That didnt take long.
wtf as in who the fuck is it
In each picture, she looks like a different person.
it’d be like banging a different woman every night of the week then
I have never been so keyed up.
Smart money says it won’t go beyond the second act
That’s too bad, because I heard he wears a little red fez cap and rides a tiny bicycle over a highwire in the third act.
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
It’s funny how you always see the three of them together and… oh…”Team GB”. Now I get it.
gotta pay for beads somehow, what’s he make? 50$ a premiere?
wow the one on the right is totally killing it. Could she LOOK any more repulsed?!
Also..who the fuck ARE these broads??
Pam Anderson inception?
“Grrr, I wish I could make phone calls with my iPod.”
What’s with the outfits? Are they digging up Sesame Street?
EVERYBODY RUN!! SHE’S GONNA TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF!!!!
Sears new line of summer wear for the Derpa Derp Woman.
I suddenly feel pretty. (I’m not)
Damn, that could’ve been Jessica Alba for all I know.
Raise your hand if you sweat whilst eating. Duly noted.
Papparazzi aren’t fooled by her leaving her dentures at home. They can still recognize her from miles away.
ass tweet #111852244665971233.
Serious case of Ronald McDonald chin.
He’s making a Buddha call.
Dr. Zoidberg looks great
Dirk Diggler spinoff soon to be announced.
Thewhowiththewhatnow?
ugly duckling meet uglier duckling. bet they’re happy they paid for those lips now.
A distraught Greico asks for something he can shove through his ear and into his brain. Dozens flock to assist.
So Steve Wilkos is his security now?
How long before her first arrest?
Ah, gravity is indeed fun!
I don’t care she is part of that awful clan, she is fine as fuck.
Vain much?
“Could you get Johnny Depp to sign this for me?”