The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12

August 1st, 2012 // 608 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.

Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mike Tyson
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    More like the “Undisputed Troof”, amirite?

  2. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    DeucePickle
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    When did she turn 47 ?

  3. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
    Henry
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    No. Don’t make this a thing.

  4. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    You know, Im starting to find it mildly amusing that this chick gets ALL DRESSED UP to GO NOWHERE these days.

  5. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    Kanye (All Caps) West
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    I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THA FUTURE IN THESE BITCHEZZZZ!!!

  6. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
    DeucePickle
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    I’m torn between labeling this picture as “Stroke Race” or “Boner Graveyard”.

  7. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    What a bunch of fascinating fucks,

    You know what makes me giggle (and gag?) remembering how ten years ago people would talk about how ‘handsome’ these two guys were. Are u KIDDING me? On my drunkest day I wouldnt.

  8. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    Sgt NuvoRing
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    Thats as far Lamar could scratch after finding out her age.

  9. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ” Oh I geddit, *Coxless Pair*! SNORT! “

  10. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    Sgt NuvoRing
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    I’d hit it, and quit it. no doubt.

  11. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
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    I pity the fool. or I would if I could kick the shit out of him.

  12. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
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    AND what USDA said! HAHAHAHA

  13. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    LOL LOL LOL! What YEAR is that pic that man (YES….MAN!) wants him to sign from?! Too fuckin funny!

  14. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
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    I’m calling out Mammamiaetc. as a liar. Harry at least is damn cute.

  15. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
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    I just nodded off, this might be the most boring girl on earth.

  16. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Back in my day, models had names you could pronounce.
    And we liked it, we loved it.

  17. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    alex
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    She’s the perfect hottie.

  18. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    God here we go again. Another rash of rumours about Liberace being gay.

  19. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    alex
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    That didnt take long.

  20. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Tight Dress
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    wtf as in who the fuck is it

  21. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    In each picture, she looks like a different person.

  22. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    Rosalie
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    I have never been so keyed up.

  23. Mike Tyson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Smart money says it won’t go beyond the second act

    • Schmidtler

      That’s too bad, because I heard he wears a little red fez cap and rides a tiny bicycle over a highwire in the third act.

  24. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    beans
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    doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  25. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    The Pope
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    It’s funny how you always see the three of them together and… oh…”Team GB”. Now I get it.

  26. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
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    gotta pay for beads somehow, what’s he make? 50$ a premiere?

  27. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    wow the one on the right is totally killing it. Could she LOOK any more repulsed?!

    Also..who the fuck ARE these broads??

  28. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
    jim
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    Pam Anderson inception?

  29. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
    The Pope
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    “Grrr, I wish I could make phone calls with my iPod.”

  30. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What’s with the outfits? Are they digging up Sesame Street?

  31. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
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    EVERYBODY RUN!! SHE’S GONNA TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF!!!!

  32. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    Bonky
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    Sears new line of summer wear for the Derpa Derp Woman.

  33. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
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    I suddenly feel pretty. (I’m not)

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
    Mike
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    Damn, that could’ve been Jessica Alba for all I know.

  35. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Perplexity
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    Raise your hand if you sweat whilst eating. Duly noted.

  36. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
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    Papparazzi aren’t fooled by her leaving her dentures at home. They can still recognize her from miles away.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
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    ass tweet #111852244665971233.

  38. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
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    Serious case of Ronald McDonald chin.

  39. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
    The Pope
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    He’s making a Buddha call.

  40. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    jim
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    Dr. Zoidberg looks great

  41. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
    Perplexity
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    Dirk Diggler spinoff soon to be announced.

  42. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Tight Dress
    The Pope
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    Thewhowiththewhatnow?

  43. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
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    ugly duckling meet uglier duckling. bet they’re happy they paid for those lips now.

  44. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
    Perplexity
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    A distraught Greico asks for something he can shove through his ear and into his brain. Dozens flock to assist.

  45. Mike Tyson
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    So Steve Wilkos is his security now?

  46. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    How long before her first arrest?

  47. Kat Graham Bikini
    Perplexity
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    Ah, gravity is indeed fun!

  48. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    El Jefe
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    I don’t care she is part of that awful clan, she is fine as fuck.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
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    Vain much?

  50. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
    The Pope
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    “Could you get Johnny Depp to sign this for me?”

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