Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas
or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.
Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?
- Photo Boy