The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

July 3rd, 2013 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Joey JoJo
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    He’s hoping to out-AIDS his dad.

  2. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    Wonderful, she found a way to physically diminutize him. Emotinally wasn’t enough.

  3. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    Good, he found the pics I sent him…

  4. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    Where will you be when Herpes strike?

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    So her rear camel toe is catching up with her front one. Balance is key, people.

  6. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
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    Where did she pick him up? StarDouche?

  7. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    papastryfe
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    ♫ If you believe in Magic, Come along with me
    We’ll dance until morning, just you and me ♫

  8. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    No Psy, Paula Deen will not give you a part in her next event. You’re not quite the right….. ethnicity for the part.

  9. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Dayummm

  10. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
    Frankie
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    Which color of spray tan would you like, sir?

  11. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
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    Only one of these three people still has their original nose. Try and guess which one—the answer might surprise you!

  12. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
    SIN
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    1. Riding a scooter
    2. Wearing a huge helmet.
    3. Wearing sandals.

    Wimpy homo.

  13. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    Attack of the 50ft songstress!

  14. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    brick
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    Nice to see that Jerry Jones let his hair grow out a little.

  15. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “She’s how much older than me?”

  16. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    meeps!
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    Mick Jagger did it better…

  17. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    This reminds me of one of those paint color charts at Home Depot.

  18. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    Jayne
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    He obviously just finished working a Paula Deen event.

  19. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    99% Gangnam, 1% style.

  20. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ah, yes! Two creatures killing one another for our amusement! Jolly good fun! We used to be able to do this with humans while Thatcher was in office. Oh, those were the days.”

  21. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re goddamn right I have a man-purse. I’m allowed to. I’m Dick Van Dyke.”

    • Fuckin’ right, Dick Van Dyke is a bad mother fucker

      • George P Burdell

        Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf*ckers get scared, that’s when motherf*ckers accidentally get shot.

  22. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    joe
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    See, Camilla. It’s natural for a bitch to chase cock.

  23. Christina Aguilera Butt Yoga Pants Weight Loss
    joe
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    There must be some sort of cosmic force that balances the weight of Christina Aguilera and Jonah Hill. Only one may be thin.

  24. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    Skippy86
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    Why does she always look like shes farting in her pics?

  25. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    In the thumbnail, I thought this was one of the Olsen twins. Then I clicked on it and realized it’s not an emaciated 50-year-old who thinks she can make clothes. My bad, Ashley.

  26. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    Mariah and her ventriloquist pal Nicky!

  27. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    I think something was about to fall out.

  28. Katy Perry Midriff
    ThisWillHurt
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    Strategically placed shoulder straps are my new favorite thing.

  29. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
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    The Three Splooges.

  30. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    ThisWillHurt
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    The Crypt Keeper sings now?

  31. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
    Skippy86
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    Damn hes got a big head

  32. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    She made him do all the paddling? What a rude, thoughtless little pig!

  33. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    And Chris Brown enjoyed waking up to that face?

  34. Katy Perry Midriff
    Skippy86
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    Curse you maker of the brassiere!

  35. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    George P Burdell
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    “I thought Lindsay was still in rehab.”

  36. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Chris Evans after being told Arnold Schwarzenegger would have a cameo in “Captain America: Winter Soldier” where he says “Winter has come at last.”

  37. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    She is definitely expecting something in the ass. Assume the position!

  38. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    Smapdi
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    Pamprin must be sponsoring the concert.

  39. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    “Don’t worry, I brought enough AIDS for everyone.”

  40. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
    George P Burdell
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    Hi Ho Silver! Away!

  41. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    Tiggles
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    “I dare say, Camilla, that this reminds me of our honeymoon.”

  42. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    WTF?

  43. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Tiggles
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    “I was raised on the dairy, bitch!”

  44. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Midriff Slutty Pants Suit X Factor Auditions
    donkeylicks
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    It may just be all of this molestation business coming up recently but does anyone else see Michael when they look at her?

  45. Katy Perry Midriff
    George P Burdell
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    She is becoming more and more Demi every day.

  46. Mel B Smoking Cigarette Cleavage Spandex Workout Clothes
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    Jenny Craig lets you have a smoke from just eating?

  47. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    Smapdi
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    That’s what happens when you open the door to a port-a-potty that the Hulk just used.

  48. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
    ThisWillHurt
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    “And I want everyone to refer to me as ‘The Hammer,’ ’cause I’m a hard mother f-er, you all.”

  49. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    Hank E. Ring
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    What did Paula Deen say? yeah, that’s how I like to dress him up too.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Careful there, Slater. Alec could be gathering salmon in that pond.

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