Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It is too soon for my joke.
That’s OK. I’m thinking it and it is funny.
Was it something along the lines of…….”Maybe we can set James Holmes free for a day and give him a ticket to Calabasas”?
Mine involved a time machine and him having reserved the whole theater for himself, but it *is* too soon.
Who worries about being tasteful on the Superficial? Besides, Bieber is fair game under any circumstance.
I know right? It’s not often decency takes the wind out of joke sails.
No, it’s not. He’s asking for it, right in the stupid, girly face of his.
Damn you, I came here to post the same thing.
they’re making HOUSE PARTY movies again??
Rockin’ a store opening! Woot Woot!
“Somebody stick sumting in there! Anyting!”
change hair color…. become completely unrecognizable.
Nice nosejob shithead!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Michael Douglas is looking unhealthier each day.
Eihorn is Finkelstein, Finklestein is Einhorn!!!
Who’s Finklestein ?
They meant Finkle is Einhorn. Ace Ventura…never mind.
Yeah, I know. That’s kinda the joke.
I’m very well versed in Ace Ventura.
LACES OUT DAN !
Don’t want no more….of the Crying Game…….Don’t want no more…of the Kardashian shame.
I’d get a bigger bottle of Cock Eraser Juice if I were you, sweetheart.
Check out my cock Gina. Alright alright.
fucking money dude
hahahaha
Awesome.
LMAO!
That left can has some issues.
Cans were sadly drastically reduced. Miss “The Hills” Audrina
Thought it was Soon Yi Previn with a boob job at first…
Yes, definitely accentuate the mile wide gap between those things.
C’mon, it’s useful; it will fit a keg of beer so you don’t have to lug the thing around.
Not enough Irish whiskey in that whole fucking country to make me think she is anything but a hideous shrew of a woman.
Looks like Johnny Depp just got out of the earlier showing
he left American Idol to “kick some serious ass” with his band??? — the puppy will help a lot, douchebag.
I hate that guy just for the way he looks. I want to punch his fucking nose in.
Yeah. God, I really loved school.
I don’t care how popular this whole fuckin’ douche thing gets, I WILL NOT YIELD!
HORF!! I had the same reaction…hilarious
Cues the music to The Crying Game.
A weatherd old bag
an her luggage too!
If God had any balls or foresight he would have struck Tyler down in 1979.
They finish the show by squeaking their noses and getting into a very small car.
Pretty good odds those are Rupert Sanders’ fingerprints on that ass
Nice one. :D
Like your drunk aunt at the family Christmas party.
At least we can’t see the skid marks in her tights. Oh, wait. Never mind.
Man: “You can stop wagging your ass like a bitch in heat, Miss Rihanna… the Film Festival ended in May.”
Rihanna: “The what?!?”
Maybe he should go see Pants Rises.
Can’t show off his Batman Underoos if he wears big-boy pants.
For God’s sake someone show some pity and ask her to flash her tits
Jenny from the block….and the block is Christopher Street
Folks,
Never leave your bags unattended.
Hahaha…some lint from the dryer got stuck on his head when he put his shirt on. Someone should tell him.
….um…… I’d say Seal was outta town at least one weekend nine months before Lou was born.
The other kid’s Father is Flavio Briatore….He’s a real piece of work.
You can say he is a real piece of shit here. He is truly a real piece of shit.
Is he one of those ex-athletes who’s decided to come out as transgendered later in life and have ‘The Change’?
And then I said to her “Mom are you crazy? Gilbert Gottfried can’t be my dad!”
Well done, sir…
To which she replied, “Maybe it was Buddy Hackett.”
Ernie must have stayed home.
Didn’t you post the same picture yesterday?…….Oh wait, this isn’t Martha Plimpton?
Can’t believe Russell Crowe would be seen in public with her…
The Dude finally made it to that cash machine
awesome x100000000
“…you see how the left one hangs way lower than the right?…”
I feel bad about it, but I thought it was Carrot Top with tits.
Dude fuck off! Marg Helgenberger is one hot cougar. She was the only reason I ever watched that CSI show.
Ditto!
I’ve made jokes about him looking like a woman before, but this isn’t a joke anymore.
Not only does he look like a woman, but he looks like an ugly, old woman!
Rehearsing for Barbados
She has the posture of a hungover cromag.
Looks like the end of a cigarette….
“..yeah and I just landed the role of Goofy in the first ever Mickey Mouse live action movie.”
That’s exactly what I would do if I had a pair of those.
Gina: “If they call Magic Mike the ‘Male Showgirls’, just push ‘em down the stairs. Trust me, it almost did me in!”
Whoa! I thought this was a cardboard cut out of Tara Reid.
Is that Forrest Whitaker in the back?
I think it might be Mario Lopez.
grandma I would NOT like to fuck
Jesus, he’s even starting to LOOK like Kris Kardashian.
seriously!! Dye his hair black and he would look like Kris’ sister/Kim K’s auntie… weird
I STILL EXIST!!!
Yes, they’re still there.
Joaquin Phoenix really took his career decline badly…