The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12

July 25th, 2012 // 654 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    It is too soon for my joke.

  2. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    they’re making HOUSE PARTY movies again??

  3. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
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    Rockin’ a store opening! Woot Woot!

  4. Rihanna Swimsuit Boat
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    “Somebody stick sumting in there! Anyting!”

  5. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    change hair color…. become completely unrecognizable.

  6. Bruce Jenner
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    Nice nosejob shithead!

  7. Bruce Jenner
    Basement Jack
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    Eihorn is Finkelstein, Finklestein is Einhorn!!!

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I’d get a bigger bottle of Cock Eraser Juice if I were you, sweetheart.

  9. Matthew McConaughey Gina Gershon
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    Check out my cock Gina. Alright alright.

  10. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    That left can has some issues.

  11. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    Thought it was Soon Yi Previn with a boob job at first…

  12. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Yes, definitely accentuate the mile wide gap between those things.

  13. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Not enough Irish whiskey in that whole fucking country to make me think she is anything but a hideous shrew of a woman.

  14. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    DeucePickle
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    Looks like Johnny Depp just got out of the earlier showing

  15. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
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    he left American Idol to “kick some serious ass” with his band??? — the puppy will help a lot, douchebag.

  16. Kate Bosworth Legs Short Shorts Michael Polish Greasy Hair
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    I hate that guy just for the way he looks. I want to punch his fucking nose in.

  17. Chloe Sevigny
    Basement Jack
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    Cues the music to The Crying Game.

  18. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    A weatherd old bag
    an her luggage too!

  19. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    If God had any balls or foresight he would have struck Tyler down in 1979.

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
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    They finish the show by squeaking their noses and getting into a very small car.

  21. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Bruised Butt Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    DeucePickle
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    Pretty good odds those are Rupert Sanders’ fingerprints on that ass

  22. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Like your drunk aunt at the family Christmas party.

  23. Rihanna Swimsuit Boat
    Johnny P!
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    Man: “You can stop wagging your ass like a bitch in heat, Miss Rihanna… the Film Festival ended in May.”
    Rihanna: “The what?!?”

  24. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    Contusion
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    Maybe he should go see Pants Rises.

  25. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    For God’s sake someone show some pity and ask her to flash her tits

  26. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Jenny from the block….and the block is Christopher Street

  27. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
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    Folks,

    Never leave your bags unattended.

  28. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
    Contusion
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    Hahaha…some lint from the dryer got stuck on his head when he put his shirt on. Someone should tell him.

  29. Heidi Klum Children Leni And Lou Matching Lipstick
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    ….um…… I’d say Seal was outta town at least one weekend nine months before Lou was born.

  30. Bruce Jenner
    Johnny P!
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    Is he one of those ex-athletes who’s decided to come out as transgendered later in life and have ‘The Change’?

  31. Dean Cain Laughing NBC Universal Press Tour
    Mike701
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    And then I said to her “Mom are you crazy? Gilbert Gottfried can’t be my dad!”

  32. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
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    Ernie must have stayed home.

  33. Chloe Sevigny
    JPC
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    Didn’t you post the same picture yesterday?…….Oh wait, this isn’t Martha Plimpton?

  34. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Can’t believe Russell Crowe would be seen in public with her…

  35. Matthew McConaughey Gina Gershon
    shonzie
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    “…you see how the left one hangs way lower than the right?…”

  36. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tank Top
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    I feel bad about it, but I thought it was Carrot Top with tits.

  37. Bruce Jenner
    Contusion
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    I’ve made jokes about him looking like a woman before, but this isn’t a joke anymore.

  38. Rihanna Swimsuit Boat
    DeucePickle
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    Rehearsing for Barbados

  39. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    Contusion
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    She has the posture of a hungover cromag.

  40. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
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    Looks like the end of a cigarette….

  41. Chloe Sevigny
    Mike701
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    “..yeah and I just landed the role of Goofy in the first ever Mickey Mouse live action movie.”

  42. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
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    That’s exactly what I would do if I had a pair of those.

  43. Matthew McConaughey Gina Gershon
    Johnny P!
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    Gina: “If they call Magic Mike the ‘Male Showgirls’, just push ‘em down the stairs. Trust me, it almost did me in!”

  44. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Basement Jack
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    Whoa! I thought this was a cardboard cut out of Tara Reid.

  45. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    Contusion
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    Is that Forrest Whitaker in the back?

  46. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    shonzie
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    grandma I would NOT like to fuck

  47. Bruce Jenner
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    Jesus, he’s even starting to LOOK like Kris Kardashian.

  48. Dean Cain Laughing NBC Universal Press Tour
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I STILL EXIST!!!

  49. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    Contusion
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    Yes, they’re still there.

  50. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
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    Joaquin Phoenix really took his career decline badly…

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