The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.24.13

July 24th, 2013 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What super, super gay stuff did those Jonas boys do to today?” All of it. They did all of the super, super gay stuff. We’ve also got Bobby Brown, who kept yelling “Fidelio!” in everyone’s face at this party, Quentin Tarantino the night he discovered this restaurant’s policy on letting the valet attendants wear sandals, and Sylvester Stallone whose watch is apparently also taking growth hormones.

Remember that time he said “woman’s cancer” in Rocky Balboa? Haha, man that was awful,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
    joe
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    Paint me like one of your French trash bags.

  2. Joe Jonas
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    Why even try to hide it at this point?

  3. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    joe
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    “This is the ugliest fucking car I’ve ever seen in my life.”

    “It’s a good car. The engine’s good.”

  4. Kevin Jonas
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    We should all set up a “Superficial Commenters” trip to a Jonas brothers concert. We’ll get hammered in the parking lot, and then beat them to a bloody pulp on stage in front of the rest of the shrieking audience.

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Hover hand? Meet hover eyes.

  6. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
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    who??

  7. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    Children posing with sesame street characters only heightens the fantasy.

  8. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    this fucking guy, lol

  9. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
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    who??

  10. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
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    huh??

  11. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    shonzie
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    I didn’t know she had laser vision. Is Seal there?

  12. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
    I'mCool
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    From what I can tell, that woman stole half of his left thigh and he’s trying to get it back.

  13. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
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    “You can fix this, can’t you?”

    “Why, because I’m a fat Mexican?”

    “…Yeah”

  14. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
    Batu Khan
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    W.T.F.??!! And no, I’m not talking about the Wrestling Takedown Federation!

  15. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    mustard
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    ER- sorry but the Gold Coast is in Queensland. Yes yes- I’m a nit picky twerp.

  16. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
    joe
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    Shouldn’t that thought bubble be a little lower?

  17. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    Lemmiwinks
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    That ain’t Chaos, that’s Crap.

  18. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    Josephus
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    “I read it in ‘Hilary Duff’s Guide to a Happy Relationship.’”

    “Oh, you’re the one.”

  19. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Honey, you’re gonna hafta try harder if you want to make it onto my To-Do List.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Josephus
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    #RoyalBuffet

  21. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    MeanMrsMustard
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    I don’t always use a pen, but when I do it’s to write a request for growth hormones.

  22. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    EricLR
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    The better to snort with…

  23. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
    I'mCool
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    She instantly regretted getting that Bieber tat.

  24. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Her glasses are hanging from her neckline. She could hang her hat on one of her nipples – and a jacket on the other.

  25. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
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    “Sorry guys, Justin is texting me to come over to help him try on some outfits…
    He seems really down and needs another girl’s perspective”

  26. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I hope that Ms Gomez celebrated her 21st bday with a rousing orgy.
    Given the company she used to keep god knows she must crave a good boning.

  27. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Squirrel to the nuts… Or Brad to Angelina..
    OHHHH BURNNNN!

  28. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    JC
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    You know it’s a good party when the birthday girl is disinterestedly texting while being fondled by a serial killer.

  29. Kevin Jonas
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    He’s kind of like a contemporary Elvis, if Elvis had spent his pre-shows in bathrooms getting handjobs from male roadies.

  30. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
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    I see he’s attending the Annual James Franco Dicknose party.

  31. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    Josephus
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    “So yeah, I’d say it looks like a problem with the hose. Might want to check the filters while you’re at it.”

    “Thanks, Jonah.”

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    That man’s willpower is unmatched…

  33. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    JC
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    So “Squirrels to the Nuts” is a touching portrait of a woman who tries one unflattering, old-lady hairstyle after another?

  34. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    cc
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    She’s posing with the new Sesame Street character ‘Fappo’

  35. Mollie King Cleavage Nipples No Bra The Saturdays
    EricLR
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    Guy behind her can’t wait to get home and open the letter that tells him the art school doesn’t want him.

  36. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    Sabado Gigante
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    “Oh, this is nothing. I’ll show you a *real* busted tranny…”

  37. Quentin Tarantino
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    “Here’s your car Dr. Scholls”
    “Very funny, please put my cream back”

  38. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    For some reason, Elmo seems completely uninterested.

  39. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    Batu Khan
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    Who says Terry Richardson isn’t improving?!

  40. Quentin Tarantino
    alex
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    Has he been officially diagnosed with acromegaly? Looking more and more like Richard Kiel by the day….

  41. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
    cc
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    In his upcoming movie he plays an insolent private school student who gets called into the principal’s office and…

  42. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    I can hear Alec in the background:
    “DON’T YOU TICKLE HER, YOU BASTARD!!”

  43. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    Smapdi
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    Wonder what Amanda Bynes sees when she looks at this photo . . .

  44. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    Dude looks good for 67. He’s looked like this for about 30 years now, but he’s finally at the age where you can say he looks good for it.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    JC
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    “Elmo’s seen your fart box on Instagram!”

  46. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    EricLR
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    Cookie monster interested in cookie! Elmo want hot dog!

  47. Madonna Cleavage Pale Skin Sunglasses David Collins Funeral
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    He’s already dead…there’s no soul left to feed on Madonna.

  48. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
    cc
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    She’s cute, decent figure, and looks like she might be normal…she’s in Hollywood for what reason?

  49. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
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    Well Hello…and hello.

  50. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
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    You’d think that someone would have pointed out to her that she doesn’t need to speak right?
    Also, I see the hint of nip…

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