The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

July 2nd, 2014 // 431 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
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    Does his jersey say “Massah” as in “Yeah, suh, massah. I get on dat ‘mediately!”? Isn’t that somehow racist?

  2. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    I think she looks incredible. I’d be all over her like grease on a taco.

  3. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Jeans No Socks Gas Station Attendant Side Eye
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    “Ooooohhh…I like this one!”

  4. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
    oldfool
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    Shouldn’t he have some kind of Guinea nickname?

  5. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    I don’t think I really want to know what he plans to do with that.

  6. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    oldfool
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    Somebody call the Fashion Police! Oh-wait.

  7. Darcey Bussell Boris Johnson Launch Big Dance
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    Do these two idiots really think that’s how Gangnam Style is done?

  8. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rough Face Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Once upon a time, many years ago, and in a galaxy far, far away, there was a beautiful woman whose name was Rachel Hunter…

  9. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Jeans No Socks Gas Station Attendant Side Eye
    oldfool
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    “He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose.”

  10. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    How come nobody likes Johnny Depp? I think he’s a great actor.

  11. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    Kim…fer fuck sake, tits or GTFO!

  12. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
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    “And now I move my teeth up and down, and then swallow? Do the rest of you do this with this ‘food’?”

  13. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    “I appreciate this “ghetto blaster,” as they used to be called, but I don’t hear any music.”

  14. Lily Allen Butt Panties See Through Dress Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    YES

  15. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    Bats Turd
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    I guess she didn’t pay her ‘boyfriend’ enough to join in this time.

  16. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
    Marketing Mike
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    Reality TV shoes require a minimum of:
    2x Cameramen, 1 Lighting/Reflector guy,
    1x Boom tech, 1x Audio Engineer,
    a Producer, a Director, and the Talent.
    No wonder the people in the Hamptons
    dread these Reality Whores “stopping by”.

  17. Darcey Bussell Boris Johnson Launch Big Dance
    Marketing Mike
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    Trump’s hair looks really good in this picture.

  18. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    He must have peaked at the portrait of himself he keeps locked in his basement.

  19. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
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    “Thimon Cowell, eat your heart out!”

  20. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
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    I know which Kardashian she’s trying to keep up with.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    michaelmaher
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    She looks gorgeous and happy. She’s a teenager, people.

  22. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rough Face Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Compared to Naomi and Kate, Rachel looks fantastic.

  23. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    “Someday nature or a good plastic surgeon will give you breasts. When that happens, I want you to call me.”

  24. Will Ferrell Wind Machine Blowing Face Back Get Hard Set
    Vlad
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    Everyone needs a fluffer now and then.

  25. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
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    “Let me play you all a song on the piano.”
    “Wood you?”
    “Please stop poking me in the back of my head.”
    “Don’t Fret, I’m almost done.”
    “That’s enough!”
    “You’re right. I should stop the violins.”

  26. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    Where does she rank on the hot/crazy scale?

  27. Maitland Ward Cleavage Children Of The Night And BenchWarmers Annual Stars & Stripes Event
    Ken
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    Why does she always look so … (don’t say greasy)… glossy?

  28. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    “You think you’d gotten them all but you forget about the eggs…”

  29. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    Bob Crane, he ain’t.

  30. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
    Schadenfreude
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    The Douche Boat….Soon will be making another run! The Douche Boat, promises dry heaves for everyone!

  31. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Schadenfreude
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    The new live action short of “Pinky and The Brain”.

  32. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
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    Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?

  33. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    donkeylicks
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    If there was a thought balloon over her head it would say “Meat Sandwich”.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
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    Jesus H. Christ, I’m WAY over 50, and a guy, and I still have better legs than this wonder boot. Good lord, woman. Lose some weight and go for a walk. Jesus.

  35. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
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    Three words:

    GAY MARINE CORPS

    Thank you.

  36. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Johnny Barbells
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    WAY too much try.

  37. Diane Kruger Butt LAX
    Johnny Barbells
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    “BUTT MONSTER HUNGRY!!! NOMNOMNOM!!!”

  38. Andrea Rincon Butt Thong Bikini Ripped Abs
    Johnny Barbells
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    yes.

  39. Andrea Rincon Butt Thong Bikini Ripped Abs
    Johnny Barbells
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    YES.

  40. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
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    J-Whoaa

  41. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    One grenade…..

  42. Maitland Ward Cleavage Children Of The Night And BenchWarmers Annual Stars & Stripes Event
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    Shiny, happy people.

  43. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage Children Of The Night And BenchWarmers Annual Stars & Stripes Event
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    The only way she can appear to have any cleavage is to walk around hunched over like this. She’s going to hurt her back.

  44. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times…”

  45. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
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    One might think of a better place to store a tire iron.

  46. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    “Do you have something big and black that will fit me comfortably?”

  47. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Poki Waterhouse.

  48. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    Odbarc
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    I can’t tell. Is she fat again or just ugly?

  49. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    Oh those special, private moments on summer holiday, shared only with close family, friends, and the camera and sound crew.

  50. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
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    Why do I hear The Kinks’ song “Lola” when looking at this picture?

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