The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.17.13

July 17th, 2013 // 356 Comments

“Mmm…what I would do to those things after a chemical shower and wrapped in forty layers of dental dams.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we all just got pwned by Lena Dunham, because remember all those times you called her fat? Well, now her character’s dieting BECAUSE ‘GIRLS’ IS THE PUREST FORM OF FEMALE EXPRESSION SINCE THAT EPISODE OF MARY TYLER MOORE WHEN SHE ATE BURRITOS AND HAD TO TAKE A DUMP AT A BROOKLYN HOUSEPARTY!! Deal with it. We’ve also got Rihanna getting dangerously close to becoming a poor role model for young women, Jeremy Irons preparing the sacrifice, and Snoop Lion with a huge group of black children that just made several of you break most of your fingers trying to type ‘All his.’ first into the comments.

Oh look, Jonah Hill is minus a neckbeard, but plus an iced coffee for a net gain of still a giant pussy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Will Forte Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    brick
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    Smugglers to the raisins!

  2. Howie Mandel Checking Out Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    Ever have a Purell motorboat?

  3. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    King Doosher
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    Get a new outfit, dipshit.

  4. Rihanna Midriff Slutz Shirt
    Roger Moore
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    And they say you can’t judge a book by its cover……

  5. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    caley
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    “Oh my God, I’ve wasted my life…”

  6. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    Cock Dr
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    Sunglasses made Howie Mandell almost attractive….they could work for Keanu too.

  7. Howie Mandel Checking Out Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    “My bald mound would like to have a threesome”

  8. Chris Pine Long Hair Ponytail Long Goatee Tracksuit Stretch Set
    caley
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    Please tell me this is a Stretch Armstrong movie and this is the origin scene for Vac-Man!

  9. Chris Pine Long Hair Ponytail Long Goatee Tracksuit Stretch Set
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    This is how I expect Russel brand starts every morning…

  10. Frankie Muniz Faux Hawk Bryan Cranston Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    After the success of the Smurf movies, it was only a matter of time before casting began on “Troll Pencil Toppers”.

  11. Rihanna Midriff Slutz Shirt
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    Did.. Did she steal Chris Brown’s penis? That bulge is unsettling…

  12. Rihanna Midriff Slutz Shirt
    broduhjenner
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    apparently, she thought the shirt wasn’t good enough. she had to go wear pants that basically frame her vag.

  13. Halle Berry Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Glitter Necklace
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    It’s as if Russel Brand jizzed on her chest….

  14. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    That first salad is always the trickiest.

  15. Snoop Lion Director David Soren Group Of Black Children Turbo Special Screening
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    And so, these youths were forever hooked on marijuana as a result of their 5 minute meeting with Snoop…

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt White Sweatpants Casper Smart
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    “Keep up the pace skippy, we have another despot to entertain…”

  17. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Something is afoot at the Starbucks.

  18. Frankie Muniz Faux Hawk Bryan Cranston Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Meth. Not even once…

  19. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag Iced Coffee
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    Remember when his character drew all those thick veiny dicks in Superbad? This is gayer.

  20. Howie Mandel Checking Out Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    Howie’s big test: Which is more important to him – avoiding germs, or breasteses?

  21. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    broduhjenner
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    you know how I knew she was filming? because she’s eating a salad.

  22. Irina Shayk Side Boob Open Blouse
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    Irina, let me help you. Put your face between your legs… That always helps.

  23. Sharon Stone Wrinkled Leathery Skin
    broduhjenner
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    Sharon stone seen here with instagram’s new filter: leather skin.

  24. Irina Shayk Side Boob Open Blouse
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Keys, wallet, phone, purse- what am I forgetting?

  25. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I keep thinking about that scene in “Speed” in which his character ran after the bus. If that happened now, it’s safe to say the people on the bus would’ve died and the movie would’ve lasted 25 minutes.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Butt White Sweatpants Casper Smart
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    They’re about to get on the next flight to Cuba, to croon for the Castros.

  27. Howie Mandel Checking Out Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    Some semen dripping from her ear?

  28. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    Nonnie Moose
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    Remember when I was a hacker?. Duuuuude.

  29. JWoww Cleavage Pale Skin Puffy Face Self RocksThe Summer Event
    broduhjenner
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    LOL self rocks with fake tits, lips, hair. just staying true to herself ya’ll

  30. Aaron Paul Drunk Grabbing Photographers Camera
    MeanMrsMustard
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    The power of Christ compels you.

  31. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Yellow Teeth BBC Radio One
    broduhjenner
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    he would make an excellent white rabbit in a remake of alice in wonderland.

  32. Chris Pine Long Hair Ponytail Long Goatee Tracksuit Stretch Set
    Nonnie Moose
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    Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!!!

  33. Snoop Lion Director David Soren Group Of Black Children Turbo Special Screening
    har har har
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    Snoop, you better hide yo kids from Ted Nugent. Especially that one on the left with skittles in his hand.

  34. Snoop Lion Director David Soren Group Of Black Children Turbo Special Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I love this pic for the faces of the kids…

    - there are a few smiling
    - there’s a kid in a red shirt with a “WTF is going on here?” look
    - there’s another kid in a red shirt who needs medical attention
    - then there’s the kid in the gray shirt who looks like he just spent the night at Michael Jackson’s house.

  35. Jennifer Lopez Butt White Sweatpants Casper Smart
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If he pulls the hat low enough, maybe it will look like a dude’s ass.

  36. Rihanna Midriff Slutz Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Ooooooo….she’s just so edgy and cool.

  37. Sharon Stone Wrinkled Leathery Skin
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    The side lighting really emphasizes the wrinkles.

  38. Bryan Cranston O Face Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Heisenberg out!”

  39. Russell Brand Kissing Little Girl
    Nonnie Moose
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    Oh, Russel. Are you out violating your restraining orders again?

  40. Tiger Woods Overly Excited Press Conference The Open 2013
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    “Why yes, Lindsey *is* under this table right now. How did you know?”

  41. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
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    The older he gets, the more retarded he looks.

  42. Armie Hammer Towering Over Johnny Depp Belt Scarves The Lone Ranger Photocall
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    Looks as if Johnny and Keanu have the same tailor.

  43. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Will Forte Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    She is just so full of herself.

  44. Howie Mandel Checking Out Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
    EricLR
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    No, I swear! I can’t see any cancer at all.

  45. Sharon Stone Wrinkled Leathery Skin
    Nonnie Moose
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    “I wear the dress so I can reprise the beaver shot from Basic Instinct for my fans. They love it when I do that!”

  46. Jeff Bridges Pitstains SiriusXM Studios
    joe
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    YEAH, I know RIPD is a colossal shitbag of a movie, but don’t shoot, OK.

  47. Keanu Reeves Backwards Hat Coffee Bean
    EricLR
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    Someone really needs to tell him he’s 50.

  48. Armie Hammer Towering Over Johnny Depp Belt Scarves The Lone Ranger Photocall
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Johnny: You hear the one about the bum who got the super hot lesbian to switch teams?

    Armie: Stop bullshittin’.

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