The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.17.13
“Mmm…what I would do to those things after a chemical shower and wrapped in forty layers of dental dams.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we all just got pwned by Lena Dunham, because remember all those times you called her fat? Well, now her character’s dieting BECAUSE ‘GIRLS’ IS THE PUREST FORM OF FEMALE EXPRESSION SINCE THAT EPISODE OF MARY TYLER MOORE WHEN SHE ATE BURRITOS AND HAD TO TAKE A DUMP AT A BROOKLYN HOUSEPARTY!! Deal with it. We’ve also got Rihanna getting dangerously close to becoming a poor role model for young women, Jeremy Irons preparing the sacrifice, and Snoop Lion with a huge group of black children that just made several of you break most of your fingers trying to type ‘All his.’ first into the comments.
Oh look, Jonah Hill is minus a neckbeard, but plus an iced coffee for a net gain of still a giant pussy,
- Photo Boy