The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.10.13

July 10th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome To Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a brief pause from drinking bourbon out of a coffee thermos our daily lives to collectively hate people like Rob Kardashian. And not because he somehow gained forty pounds in a week, which is undoubtedly hilarious, but because he’s the failure of a family who continues to be famous based solely on the time his sister got banged on camera. The same goes for Justin Bieber, or wait, maybe this is just what he sees in the mirror, Shia LaBeouf, who’s as American as fatigues, Bud Light and penis butterflies, and Ben Affleck already knowing where the text I can see you MOTHERFUCKER!!! on this girl’s phone came from.

In every Kate Upton photo, there’s always an Asian guy in the background saying everything with his eyes that the guy in skinny jeans says out loud in front of his boss during golf,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
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    Okay, I instantly love this chick a lot more than Ashlee Simpson.

  2. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    Cosby is really proud of meeting Lawrence Fishburn apparently.

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Never seen a guy in Jeggings before.

  4. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    I’m guessing Khloe’s weight loss involved a straw and Rob’s powerful sucking lips.

  5. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
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    You keep misspelling Icky, Fish.

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I totally get looking, but why is he squinting?

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Dress ModelCo Black Tie Dinner
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    Hot from the neck down. Down’s Syndrome above the neck.

  8. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
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    I’ll see your Brandy in Los Angeles, and raise you a Bourbon in Seattle.

  9. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    Nonnie Moose
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    And yet it’s my 12 year old daughter that the TSA decides to pat down rather than the angry looking black man wearing a t-shirt with a picture of him shaking hands with a terrorist.

  10. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    “Oooh that Icy Hot Patch down my pants feels real good now.”

  11. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
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    Is this a Paula Deen party?

  12. Amy Smart Thick Lower Half Tapestry Skirt
    Nonnie Moose
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    That’s Elizabeth Smart, n00b. Amy Smart was Denise Richards’ hawt co-pilot in Starship Troopers.

  13. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
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    Woah, Brandy is still alive? Who knew?

  14. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    catapostrophe
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    “STRAIGHT ACTOR ALERT!! STRAIGHT, TOTALLY NOT GAY ACTOR COMING THROUGH!!”

  15. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
    catapostrophe
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    SHAQ: “Shaq tired. Shaq sit down.”

  16. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
    catpostrophe
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    Those legs are underdeveloped, relatively speaking.

  17. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    She’s bending over a Lil Kim lookalike, hmm.

  18. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
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    at least this time she’s wearing tights.

  19. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    “Couple more weeks on this jack-in-the-box diet and I can wear Kim’s maternity clothes”

  20. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    hahah no one even wants to touch rihanna with a comment

  21. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Asian guy: “Jesus those are amazing legs. I wonder what brand of jeans they are?”

  22. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
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    Spread your legs some more, I don’t think everyone got a good long look at your crotch.

  23. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
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    So all these guys like getting phcked in the a$$? They deny they’re gay, and yet that style began in prison as a way for prisoners to signal to others that they were ready and available for coprophage…;)

  24. Rob Kardashian Fat
    anonymous
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    So I guess he spent that SINGLE day with Lamar Odom’s trainer, walked two blocks, and then decided being fat as easier than diet and exercise?

    He probably spent more time on choosing his Nikes than walking in them.

  25. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
    anonymous
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    She looks pissed. When he said he wanted to get into her pants– he meant it literally.

  26. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
    anonymous
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    The shirt’s fucking magic. It hides all her stupidly placed tats.

  27. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    “Hey everyone! There’s a big phony over here! Phony!”

  28. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
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    Soulja Boy off in this hoe!
    Watch my pants drop
    To da flow
    Watch me buy these swisher sweets
    At the convenience stow!
    Now watch me YOU
    (Pump this Soulja Boy)…

  29. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    Fat as hell

  30. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    When you go to the elastic waistband pants in public you know you’ve just given up.

  31. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Kate Upton, New York City, with companion Arnie Rexia.

  32. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    Jeff Foxworthy looks kind of weird without his mustache. You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year.

  33. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
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    “…and then I was on That 70′s Show, which of course you know, and surprisingly , that’s all it usually takes. So whatdaya say?”

  34. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
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    “What do you mean I don’t wear this as a codpiece? For bloody sake, what are those holes for then?”

  35. Nicole Kidman
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    She looked awful in those clothes, but Gimpy the Purse didn’t say anything. In truth, he couldn’t say anything, and that’s how she liked it.

  36. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    Cosby would win the century if, in the photo on his shirt, he wore the same shirt.

  37. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    Here’s a man that knows how to milk a cat.

  38. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
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    I think that’s her older sister, Boom Boom.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    navvet75
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    She looks like she just threw up a little in her mouth

  40. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
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    Nice to see OMC back together again

  41. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
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    http://okmagazine.com/uncategorized/red-carpet-confidential-how-la-la-anthony-shed-15-lbs-55-days/

    Working out with Rob Kardashian…hmmm…clearly a successful plan for all.

  42. Nicole Kidman
    OzMatters
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    Smother than a baby’s botoxed bum.

  43. Nicole Kidman
    OzMatters
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    Smoother than a baby’s botoxed bum.

  44. Nicole Kidman
    OzMatters
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    Smother, Smoother, what’s the smatter with my smelling.

  45. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    I wish he was my uncle.

  46. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
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    “Look, I’m sorry , you”re just too old for me.”

  47. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
    CK
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    I really wanted that to be the Tardis off to the side. nope, just crappy blue doors.

  48. Maitland Ward Bikini 7-Eleven 86th Birthday Party
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    For a second thought “i Just saw Cameron Diaz on here a week or so ago!” and had to check the name.

  49. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    Apparently he thinks “stair master” is another word for “beer run.”

  50. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
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    “Eyes without a face. You’re ass is a disgrace. You’re face could use some mace. Eyes without a face.”

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