The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.10.13

July 10th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome To Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a brief pause from drinking bourbon out of a coffee thermos our daily lives to collectively hate people like Rob Kardashian. And not because he somehow gained forty pounds in a week, which is undoubtedly hilarious, but because he’s the failure of a family who continues to be famous based solely on the time his sister got banged on camera. The same goes for Justin Bieber, or wait, maybe this is just what he sees in the mirror, Shia LaBeouf, who’s as American as fatigues, Bud Light and penis butterflies, and Ben Affleck already knowing where the text I can see you MOTHERFUCKER!!! on this girl’s phone came from.

In every Kate Upton photo, there’s always an Asian guy in the background saying everything with his eyes that the guy in skinny jeans says out loud in front of his boss during golf,

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    “MR. TRAVOLTA NEEDS SOME DICK!”

    “SEND THE MASSEUSE!”

  2. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    CK
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    Yes you should expect to get stared at when your pants are that far down. The laughing is just the icing on my cake.

  3. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    what a fat ass.

  4. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
    yoop
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    LaLa Lumpy

  5. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    CK
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    Oh great, there are more than one of this douche?

  6. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
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    Not that she’s not attractive but there’s enough photoshop here to make Elmer Fudd look like JFK’s assassin

  7. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    “Fluffers to your places!!”

  8. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
    JPC
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    She finally found the angle we’ve all been hoping for…..the only one that doesn’t show any nose.

  9. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    He’s evolving into Rick Ross

  10. Rob Kardashian Fat
    CK
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    When we see kim post-lypo in two weeks, this is where the fat went.

  11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Dress ModelCo Black Tie Dinner
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    My number is 416-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF-YOU-WHORE…. At least according to my wife…

  12. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
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    My number is 416-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF-YOU-WHORE…. At least according to my wife…

  13. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
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    Good to see she’s got her anti-head-butting gear on.

  14. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    As Russell Simmons will tell you: Always inspect the merchandise and never pay asking…

  15. Shia LaBeouf Fatigues Combat Boots Budweiser Shirt
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    Welcome to the d-bag club Shia.

  16. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
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    “Scroll to Damon, bitch! I need his numbah!”

  17. Maitland Ward Bikini 7-Eleven 86th Birthday Party
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    Seen here at the Malibu 7-11 where she is line behind fourteen mexican landscapers buying out the store’s inventory of MoutainDew and Coke.

  18. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If this guy buys Skittles and an Iced Tea, please feel free to shoot him.

    The rest of us, please don’t.

  19. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Dress ModelCo Black Tie Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s her dad?

  20. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    Man, I wish I had a shirt with a picture on it of me with Morgan Freeman

  21. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Make Camilla’s a little bigger.

  22. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
    THE REALIST
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    thick in the middle and thin in the head. :-/

  23. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    The result of 6 months of Kurly Fries, Koke, Kwarter Pounders, and Kandy Bars.

  24. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    norman
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    It’s a walker!

  25. Shia LaBeouf Fatigues Combat Boots Budweiser Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This guy is the biggest douche in America, which is really something considering Jared Leto just did a photo shoot wearing women’s clothes and Scott Disick is still breathing.

  26. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
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    I don’t get the point of sagging, it is the fucking stupidest thing I have ever seen and this moron has his pants so far down I don’t even understand why this fucktard is even wearing them? Of course he might be just waiting for Justin Bieber to come by.

    • Nonnie Moose

      It’s a ghetto/street cred thing. If you go to jail, they take away your belt so you can’t hang yourself with it, so your pants sag. The ghetto rats turned it into a fashion statement. Same deal with shoelaces. Notice he doesn’t have those either, and he’s got the tongues of his shoes pulled out?

  27. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    BTW, he thinks he’s the guy on the right.

  28. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
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    Pretty sure that is not LaLa. 100% sure.

  29. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
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    This seems right, she looks like she is about 15. Is he trolling the local middle schools again?

  30. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    Hey Hey Heey!!! It”s Bill Cosby

  31. Nicole Kidman
    farrellthib
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    the face on the purse had less work

  32. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    “My advice about free throws? I … uh … well … “

  33. Shia LaBeouf Fatigues Combat Boots Budweiser Shirt
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    I really hope some military guy beats the piss out of him.

  34. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    Who and who?

  35. Maitland Ward Bikini 7-Eleven 86th Birthday Party
    farrellthib
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    I don’t know which to google first: Maitland Ward or the reason the 7-11 party was held in Malibu

  36. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    God this guy is a total loser piece of shit.

  37. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    farrellthib
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    can you say “starfucker”?

  38. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    “We need more Botox and fake hair spray over here.”

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    meeps!
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    At this point he’s just famous for being famous, right…?

  40. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
    farrellthib
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    “you’d think sitting outside, someone would notice me”
    “yah, yah…dah houurs almo up”

  41. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    schadenfreude
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    It looks like the Soulja needs to get some combat fatigues that fit!

  42. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    Jc
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    Let me dip my chin in it.

  43. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
    Cock Dr
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    Another colorful chapter in the “Photoshop as Art” book.

  44. Diane Kruger Upskirt Panty Flash Jimmy Kimmel Live
    mcdoubler
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    upskirt before she even gets on the show, should be a good episode.

  45. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Hookah Instagram
    Meg's Attitude
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    A hooker with a hookah – nice…

  46. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
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    Correct me if i’m wrong but don’t we have a tendency to just stuff all the Bond Girls away in a locker til the end of time after the movie is done being promoted?

  47. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    schadenfreude
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    You mean you haven’t heard about That 70′s Show? Maybe that’s a little too old for you. Maybe you heard that I’m also Handy Manny? That might be more in your age group.

  48. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
    Gin&Tonic
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    why do they even bother hiring models if they’re just going to photoshop every single inch of them? probably its cheaper to just get some college kid who’s great at corel painter to just draw the whole damn thing

  49. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
    Gn&Tonic
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    classy as ever nicki…

  50. Maitland Ward Bikini 7-Eleven 86th Birthday Party
    schadenfreude
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    Maitland Ward – Demonstrating the type of person you will NEVER see in a 7-11.

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