Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.
Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,
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“yeah, my dad said it was gross, but I just started doing it a little at a time like this…”
Melanie “The Human Whoopie Cushion” Chisholm
Charlie Sheen is only a couple of years older than me, and yet he looks like he could be my corpse.
“Trust me, you do NOT want to squeeze the pimples too hard”
That’s not a soulpatch…after Angelina left he swore he’d never wash his chin again.
Someone followed him all the way to Puerto Rico to photograph him picking his nose on a yact…I’d say Justin is doing ok.
Remember back when Lorenzo Lamas was the toughest looking dude in the photo?
She is aging like a fine wine…by that I mean if I’d remembered she was around, I’d have done her years ago. But now is good too.
I know in prison they take away your shoes and belt, but first I’ve heard of a play needing anti-suicide measures.
At first glance I thought this dude had three lips.
I sincerely hope this is a 2012 Olympic event.
“Quick! Someone eat my cigarette!”
…Faces come out in the rain.
Naas duma Solo con Wookie!!!
He looks like Ashton Kutcher in 30 years. Still just as douchey.
A butterface in my opinion.
Oh gosh. Looks like the cover for one of those gay porns where a white boy is the bitch.
Emillio must be super pumped he changed his name.
Looks like bad santa hasn’t crapped right for a week.
Does Victoria Beckham have to choke a bitch?
All of Fish’s pregnancy predictions came true at the same time. 2012…
“I want a hot dog and a hamburger and a shake and a ice cream and a….”
“You’ll get nothing and like it!”
Andrew Garfield rehearsing for his role as Anthony Perkins in a film about how he contracted A.I.D.S.
Mooo muthaf*cka moo!
Hil, I love what you’ve done with your breasts…
just another cow wearing a cow. no biggie.
It’s a relief to find smeoone who can explain things so well