The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12

June 27th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.

Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tiger Woods
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    “yeah, my dad said it was gross, but I just started doing it a little at a time like this…”

  2. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
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    Melanie “The Human Whoopie Cushion” Chisholm

  3. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    Charlie Sheen is only a couple of years older than me, and yet he looks like he could be my corpse.

  4. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
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    “Trust me, you do NOT want to squeeze the pimples too hard”

  5. Billy Bob Thornton
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    That’s not a soulpatch…after Angelina left he swore he’d never wash his chin again.

  6. Justin Timberlake Panama Hat Runner Runner Set
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    Someone followed him all the way to Puerto Rico to photograph him picking his nose on a yact…I’d say Justin is doing ok.

  7. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
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    Remember back when Lorenzo Lamas was the toughest looking dude in the photo?

  8. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    She is aging like a fine wine…by that I mean if I’d remembered she was around, I’d have done her years ago. But now is good too.

  9. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
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    I know in prison they take away your shoes and belt, but first I’ve heard of a play needing anti-suicide measures.

  10. Tiger Woods
    Alison
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    At first glance I thought this dude had three lips.

  11. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
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    I sincerely hope this is a 2012 Olympic event.

  12. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    journalschism
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    “Quick! Someone eat my cigarette!”

  13. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Bigalkie
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    …Faces come out in the rain.

  14. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    donkeylicks
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    Naas duma Solo con Wookie!!!

  15. Billy Bob Thornton
    Netta
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    He looks like Ashton Kutcher in 30 years. Still just as douchey.

  16. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Nik
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    A butterface in my opinion.

  17. Andrew Garfield
    Nik
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    Oh gosh. Looks like the cover for one of those gay porns where a white boy is the bitch.

  18. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    Emillio must be super pumped he changed his name.

  19. Billy Bob Thornton
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    Looks like bad santa hasn’t crapped right for a week.

  20. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Does Victoria Beckham have to choke a bitch?

  21. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    iamahomelessman
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    All of Fish’s pregnancy predictions came true at the same time. 2012…

  22. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    “I want a hot dog and a hamburger and a shake and a ice cream and a….”

    “You’ll get nothing and like it!”

  23. Andrew Garfield
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    Andrew Garfield rehearsing for his role as Anthony Perkins in a film about how he contracted A.I.D.S.

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
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    Mooo muthaf*cka moo!

  25. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    Hil, I love what you’ve done with your breasts…

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Pink Slime
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    just another cow wearing a cow. no biggie.

  27. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    Murali
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    It’s a relief to find smeoone who can explain things so well

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