The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.26.13

June 26th, 2013 // 363 Comments

*Click* exhales loudly, farts, gut protrudes, looks at screen “Shit, I forgot ducklips!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light because Fish has me doing all this Paula Deen research over here. Did you know doctors had to talk her out of giving her son the middle name ‘Crow’ because some things are just better left as happy memories of simpler times? I did manage to find some good stuff like Gerard Butler about to get it on in a fountain, which technically still counts as a public restroom, Khloe Kardashian‘s wookie wallet stuffed into leather, which is like the turducken of the cameltoe world and Mischa Barton looking ecstatic, so I’ll have one of whatever she’s having.

Heroin Coolatta, you say? Nevermind, I’m good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    Yep, Instagram still sucks.

  2. Gerard Butler Madalina Ghenea Cleavage Trevi Fountain
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    Gerard, if a porta-shitter isn’t available, dark alley is the next preferable location – not the middle of a well-trafficked street.

  3. Channing Tatum Jeans Tucked Into Boots With Tongues Out
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    “Whoa!”

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    OK NASA, haha. Very funny. How did you develop this filter?

  5. Scott Disick Ridiculous Blue Slippers Torn Skinny Jeans
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    That explains the squeaky, womanly voice.

  6. Gerard Butler Madalina Ghenea Cleavage Trevi Fountain
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    If that’s not the quintessential picture of a man about to make a POV sex tape on his phone, I don’t know what is…

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    Snooki is my new thinspo!

  8. Samuel L Jackson Snoop Dogg Ryan Reynolds Turbo World Presentation Party Madrid
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    Ryan Reynolds looks kinda like I would expect Paula Deen to in the same situation.

  9. Heidi Hamilton Crazy Long Tongue Logo Hot 100 Party
    Little Tongue
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    That tongue has been places.

  10. Heidi Hamilton Crazy Long Tongue Logo Hot 100 Party
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    Kate Gosselin looks great.

  11. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight Leather Pants
    it had to be said
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    Find the black hole, kids. Egads, what a disaster those pants with that crotch are.

  12. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko
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    “Gonna poke you from the back and turn you into a shish-kebab”
    “What was that?”
    “Nothing.. Nothing”

  13. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko
    ThisWillHurt
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    He has two penises?

  14. Heidi Hamilton Crazy Long Tongue Logo Hot 100 Party
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    Yes, but can she also breathe through her ears?

  15. James Woods White House Down Premiere
    yoop
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    I didn’t realize it was possible to turn into an albino

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    I love how this slag and all the other Jersey Shore mutants have just fallen off the planet. Hurricane Sandy did its job perfectly.

  17. James Woods White House Down Premiere
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    What an unfortunate picture of Lena Dunham.

  18. Lena Dunham Bruised Legs Girls Set
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    Fuck you, Warrant. See what you’ve done?

  19. alex
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    Damn it.

  20. Lena Dunham Bruised Legs Girls Set
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    Cute face.

  21. Ella Bleu Travolta John Travolta BFI Krasner Fund For The BFI Programme After Party
    it had to be said
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    She’s just a 13 year old kid. Be nice, you bastards.

    Also, nice chin pubes, Vinny.

  22. Christian Audigier Talking To Police Officer With Giant Gun Istanbul
    Little Tongue
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    …totally oblivious to the fact that he’s about to get shot where it really fucking hurts…

  23. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Walking Dogs
    yoop
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    apparently that’s not a skinny latte

  24. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight Leather Pants
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    Always with the god damn cameltoe.

  25. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight Leather Pants
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    lipstick, yadda yadda. pig, yadda, yadda.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight Leather Pants
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    Where’s your fat friend/brother to help you out now?

  27. Christian Audigier Talking To Police Officer With Giant Gun Istanbul
    JW
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    Dude, would you please not point that at my junk.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight Leather Pants
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    When Lamar asked for a mancave, I’m not sure this is what he meant.

  29. Scott Disick Ridiculous Blue Slippers Torn Skinny Jeans
    yoop
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    intentional or not that’s funny shit right there

  30. Christian Audigier Talking To Police Officer With Giant Gun Istanbul
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    …not Constantinople.

  31. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Walking Dogs
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    Good God.

  32. Ella Bleu Travolta John Travolta BFI Krasner Fund For The BFI Programme After Party
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    Mischa Barton doesn’t look so bad anymore.

  33. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Walking Dogs
    alex
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    Is that photoshopped or something??? What’s going on down there.

    She looks happier than ever. Good for her.

  34. James Woods White House Down Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    First you post lame “apology” videos on YouTube, then the Popeye defense, now you chop off your hair? Who comes up with this stuff for you?

  35. Samuel L Jackson Snoop Dogg Ryan Reynolds Turbo World Presentation Party Madrid
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    Man, does Ryan Reynolds look out of place here – no hat.

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Opening Night Theare Royal London
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    She looks good.

  37. Christian Audigier Talking To Police Officer With Giant Gun Istanbul
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I swear, she LOOKED 18.”
    “Mm hm.” *points gun at crotch* “Tell me another one.”

  38. Heidi Hamilton Crazy Long Tongue Logo Hot 100 Party
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    In unrelated news, it appears that Gene Simmons has suddenly kicked Shannon Tweed to the curb.

  39. Samuel L Jackson Snoop Dogg Ryan Reynolds Turbo World Presentation Party Madrid
    Oscar
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    This is a picture of Abigail Fisher’s mind

  40. Lena Dunham Bruised Legs Girls Set
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    …looking as sexy as ever

  41. Scott Disick Ridiculous Blue Slippers Torn Skinny Jeans
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    LMAO

  42. Samuel L Jackson Snoop Dogg Ryan Reynolds Turbo World Presentation Party Madrid
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    Ryan Reynold’s whitebread expression says it all here.

  43. Jason Flemyng With His Children The Big Toddle Launch Dulwich Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hello there, kiddos! It’s your pal, Dr. Purplestein, here to play with- DON’T WIPE YOUR NOSE ON MY COSTUME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! Ahem, uh, tag! You’re it!”

  44. Christian Audigier Talking To Police Officer With Giant Gun Istanbul
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    Even the cop knows that this guys makes douchebag clothing.

  45. yoop
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    Good for her for getting into shape. Someone should have told her to avoid Miley Cyrus’ dentist though.

  46. Gerard Butler Madalina Ghenea Cleavage Trevi Fountain
    caley
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    “Como se dice…bathroom?”

  47. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Walking Dogs
    Mike
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    The Elton John look. Interesting….

  48. Scott Disick Ridiculous Blue Slippers Torn Skinny Jeans
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    This guy is so flaming it is not funny.

  49. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko
    TheSufFan
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    honestly, he is a very sexy man. i bet they have a lot of fun in the bedroom given all the different positions he can support her in.

  50. Heidi Hamilton Crazy Long Tongue Logo Hot 100 Party
    Josephus
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    The first woman in history that can blow you and toss your salad at the same time.

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