*Click* exhales loudly, farts, gut protrudes, looks at screen “Shit, I forgot ducklips!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light because Fish has me doing all this Paula Deen research over here. Did you know doctors had to talk her out of giving her son the middle name ‘Crow’ because some things are just better left as happy memories of simpler times? I did manage to find some good stuff like Gerard Butler about to get it on in a fountain, which technically still counts as a public restroom, Khloe Kardashian‘s wookie wallet stuffed into leather, which is like the turducken of the cameltoe world and Mischa Barton looking ecstatic, so I’ll have one of whatever she’s having.
Heroin Coolatta, you say? Nevermind, I’m good,
- Photo Boy