“He’s gonna be a soccer player!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Paris Hilton has figured out the best way to let all YOU guys out there know that she’s ready for penis ASAP!, Whitney Port who apparently challenged LeAnn Rimes to a “Race You To Osteoporosis Contest”, as well as John Travolta squiring his lady about town in a velveteen jacket and that handsome rug.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot Kirstie Alley‘s skinbag necktopper, can we stop marveling at the wonders of rapid weight-loss yet?
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Okay, Selena no sense pretending…just spit it out.
There’s a blowjob joke in there somewhere, but I’m too lazy to find it.
hahahaha
I think the joke is just… “It’s too late to spit now!”
dah! who knew he had pubes!?!?
Funny shirt and weird angles?
+1
OMG. Where can I get a t-shirt like that?? Want.
Origami purses are in this year.
That’s sweet but…I don’t love you.
Get the fucking Maiden t-shirt off.
yeah, before you break up the band!
Hooooooly shit what the hell?!
This is the only comment this picture ever needed.
Kelly’s got a helluva rack going there.
Kelly has always had a helluva rack…but baby birthing apparently makes it bigger, even for Scientologists, Guess,L Ron couldn’t control all of the natural body functions of his followers.
L. Ron successfully curbed Travolta’s natural desire to touch them.
oh yeah
What she is really indicating is not that she is pregnant with Fish’s imaginary “spawn of the Canadian Messiah”,but that she needs some M&M’s and junk food to fill her empty stomach because that food her mom is making her eat sucks!
In her next movie, she plays the scary old man who lives next door.
“Two weeks! Twwooooo weeeeeeks! TWOOOOO WEEEEKSSS!”
Ahahahahah!!!!! That’s awesome!!!
The transformation into Chastity Bono is almost complete…
Your being to kind…he doesn’t look that good…
Holy flamingo legs.
lol
Whitney Port: 1, Leann Rimes: 0
I was thinking stork, but I guess flamingo works just as well.
The aging face of hunger & exhaustion.
Did I mention the hunger?
Did John get a new “rug” for the trip because it looks redder in color, than in the past?
Rich Frank…coming soon to an episode of Dateline.
I think you mean “To Catch a Predator”?
This poor man is not aging so well.
It reads like a newspaper headline, : Slash at The Los Angeles Zoo”
Love it! Flamingo legs hahahaha.
I don’t think there’s any way to spin this. That’s full on hobbit ass grabbage.
No joking this time…take that frikkin’ shirt off bitch.
Yeah…these 80s T-shirts are worth money today!
First you complain that Miley shows too much skin, dresses and acts like a tramp and gets into “fake” lovemaking on stage, then you want her to disrobe? What a freakin’ idiot. BTW: She probably inherited the shirt from her Mommy’s collection, acquired when she was a groupie in the 80′s!
Are you talking to me?
Crassness, you’re so fucking stupid. CC wants her take it off probably cuz she has no idea who Iron Maiden are. And they’re remaking these shirts these days. God Dammit! You get on my nerves n you’re not even funny. I’m sorry, but really. And I don’t care what you say about me cuz I’m pretty sure you eat your own poop.
I thought her mother was a Poison groupie.
I’ve been saying that for a while now. But I think my intent is a little different than yours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CooWivqYEeQ
cc, you said bitch, you might as well have gone all the way and said fucking instead of frikkin. Either way I love your posts they always make me laugh.
Thank you, very kind of you to say so.
Wow, is she carrying a litter of puppies?
“Two weeks. Twooooo weeeeeeks! TWWWOooOOOOO WEEeeeeKS!”
That one’s lookin’ at me.
Kirstie Alley does her best impression of Ryan Dunn’s car.
lmfao
“PREGNANT and Single!”…. Next Paris Hilton headline.
NOOOOOO! Nostradomus was right! It’s the coming of the anti christ!
Hellbaby.
She did say to Hellboy that it was twins…
Only one word to describe that: BEAT!
Attention whore.
Isn’t that the truth!
Shouldn’t the dove be facing upwards and soaring to a better existence instead of taking a big nose dive?
Well, it IS Jeff Conway’s funeral.
+1, Joe!
It’s a gannet and it’s diving for fish.
Rapture. The holy spirit (here symbolized as a dove of peace) would come down from the heavens to redeem the souls of the faithful.
Diving for fish? A divine fowl should be immaculately fed shouldn’t it?
Remind me, “Why was this girl ever famous?”
No, I’d rather remind you that you don’t need to quote yourself to ask a question.
Rich Frank: Looking for his “Pretty” in all the wrong places!
“HA HA, did you see that? I tried to pay my own daughter for a BJ! I’m so drunk!”
+100
Excellent work.
“Winner!”
Superb!
Since she turned down at least he’s got dollar menu cheeseburger money.
“Hey look, I’m Brittney! Haha! Hey y’all, where’s my frappucino?”
Her nipples are different heights :S
Breasts tend to bounce when you’re walking around braless.
They sure do :)
Uh, not like that. She’d have to be full jog for that to make sense.
But she’s wearing a bra
I think whoever gave her fucked up Grouper lips did just as shitty a boob job. I wouldn’t call em Grouper boobs though.
Barely, but she still looks like a puffer fish!
I’d motorboat ‘em
Who?
Best d-i-c-k-b-r-o-o-m evah!!!!!
Some lucky 6-year-old is about to get wrecked on her birthday.
If you start them early, they know how to handle it when they get to college.
EXACTLY what I was thinking…LMFAO
cute girl.
Goddamn it.
He was once really, really cute.
Yeah He always played the cute Douche in movies
Begs the question of how much weight she gains when she applies her make-up.
Trust the Gorton’s fisherman.
Oooohh. I probably shouldn’t have added the “maple flavoring” to my Bieber taco.
The Zappa is huge in this one.
Totally real looking carpet you got there JT.
Nobody will ever know your secret.
“Pinocchio, you’re alive! And… and you are a real boy! “
Poor Frodo, everyone’s after his O ring.
Rich, worthless, selfish, wasted life.
Congrats Diva bitch.
Was gonna say the same thing but you beat me to it. Well done.
Yeah, wasted life. I wish my life was wasted too with all those millions.
Dear John: Stop being cheap. Put that rug back in the trap you picked it out of and buy a real toupee.
No hat, no scarf, no doucherag? I like him.
Although, he is sporting a leather jacket in the summer
Her womb seems to be strewing rose petals in her path. Or trying, anyway. Kids that age, you just love ‘em for making an effort.