The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.22.11

June 22nd, 2011 // 699 Comments

“He’s gonna be a soccer player!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Paris Hilton has figured out the best way to let all YOU guys out there know that she’s ready for penis ASAP!, Whitney Port who apparently challenged LeAnn Rimes to a “Race You To Osteoporosis Contest”, as well as John Travolta squiring his lady about town in a velveteen jacket and that handsome rug.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot Kirstie Alley‘s skinbag necktopper, can we stop marveling at the wonders of rapid weight-loss yet?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Selena Gomez
    cc
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    Okay, Selena no sense pretending…just spit it out.

  2. Paris Hilton
    JosieBelle
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    Funny shirt and weird angles?

  3. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Origami purses are in this year.

  4. Paris Hilton
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s sweet but…I don’t love you.

  5. Miley Cyrus
    The Best Policy
    Commented on this photo:

    Get the fucking Maiden t-shirt off.

  6. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    Rofltops
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    Hooooooly shit what the hell?!

  7. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    Cock Dr
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    Kelly’s got a helluva rack going there.

  8. Selena Gomez
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    What she is really indicating is not that she is pregnant with Fish’s imaginary “spawn of the Canadian Messiah”,but that she needs some M&M’s and junk food to fill her empty stomach because that food her mom is making her eat sucks!

  9. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    cc
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    In her next movie, she plays the scary old man who lives next door.

  10. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    JC
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    “Two weeks! Twwooooo weeeeeeks! TWOOOOO WEEEEKSSS!”

  11. Corey Feldman Jeff Conaway Funeral
    Nooken
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    The transformation into Chastity Bono is almost complete…

  12. Whitney Port
    cc
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    Holy flamingo legs.

  13. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    The aging face of hunger & exhaustion.
    Did I mention the hunger?

  14. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    The Critical Crassness
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    Did John get a new “rug” for the trip because it looks redder in color, than in the past?

  15. Elijah Wood Butt Squeeze Rich Frank
    cc
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    Rich Frank…coming soon to an episode of Dateline.

  16. James Spader
    PtC
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    This poor man is not aging so well.

  17. Slash
    Joe Schmoe
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    It reads like a newspaper headline, : Slash at The Los Angeles Zoo”

  18. Whitney Port
    backtonow
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    Love it! Flamingo legs hahahaha.

  19. Elijah Wood Butt Squeeze Rich Frank
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think there’s any way to spin this. That’s full on hobbit ass grabbage.

  20. Miley Cyrus
    cc
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    No joking this time…take that frikkin’ shirt off bitch.

  21. Selma Blair Pregnant
    PtC
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    Wow, is she carrying a litter of puppies?

  22. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    JC
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    “Two weeks. Twooooo weeeeeeks! TWWWOooOOOOO WEEeeeeKS!”

  23. Lisa Rinna
    Joe Schmoe
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    That one’s lookin’ at me.

  24. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
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    Kirstie Alley does her best impression of Ryan Dunn’s car.

  25. Paris Hilton
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “PREGNANT and Single!”…. Next Paris Hilton headline.

  26. Selma Blair Pregnant
    Joe Schmoe
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    Hellbaby.

  27. Kirstie Alley No Make Up
    The Critical Crassness
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    Only one word to describe that: BEAT!

  28. Jennifer Aniston See Through Pants
    PtC
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    Attention whore.

  29. Corey Feldman Jeff Conaway Funeral
    Great White Pygmy
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    Shouldn’t the dove be facing upwards and soaring to a better existence instead of taking a big nose dive?

  30. Whitney Port
    The Critical Crassness
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    Remind me, “Why was this girl ever famous?”

  31. Elijah Wood Butt Squeeze Rich Frank
    The Critical Crassness
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    Rich Frank: Looking for his “Pretty” in all the wrong places!

  32. David Hasselhoff
    JC
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    “HA HA, did you see that? I tried to pay my own daughter for a BJ! I’m so drunk!”

  33. Lisa Rinna
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    “Hey look, I’m Brittney! Haha! Hey y’all, where’s my frappucino?”

  34. Lisa Rinna
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    Her nipples are different heights :S

  35. John Galliano
    Joe Schmoe
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    Who?

  36. Santa Monica
    Lou Skunt
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    Best d-i-c-k-b-r-o-o-m evah!!!!!

  37. Bridget Marquardt Liquor Shopping Cart
    JC
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    Some lucky 6-year-old is about to get wrecked on her birthday.

  38. Selena Gomez
    Turd Ferguson
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    cute girl.

  39. James Spader
    Cock Dr
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    Goddamn it.
    He was once really, really cute.

  40. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Begs the question of how much weight she gains when she applies her make-up.

  41. Santa Monica
    TomFrank
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    Trust the Gorton’s fisherman.

  42. Selena Gomez
    It had to be said
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    Oooohh. I probably shouldn’t have added the “maple flavoring” to my Bieber taco.

  43. Selma Blair Pregnant
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The Zappa is huge in this one.

  44. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    Turd Ferguson
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    Totally real looking carpet you got there JT.
    Nobody will ever know your secret.

  45. Santa Monica
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pinocchio, you’re alive! And… and you are a real boy! “

  46. Elijah Wood Butt Squeeze Rich Frank
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    Poor Frodo, everyone’s after his O ring.

  47. Paris Hilton
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Rich, worthless, selfish, wasted life.
    Congrats Diva bitch.

  48. John Travolta Kelly Preston
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear John: Stop being cheap. Put that rug back in the trap you picked it out of and buy a real toupee.

  49. Bob Saget
    cc
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    No hat, no scarf, no doucherag? I like him.

  50. Selma Blair Pregnant
    TomFrank
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    Her womb seems to be strewing rose petals in her path. Or trying, anyway. Kids that age, you just love ‘em for making an effort.

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