The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.22.11

By: Photo Boy / June 22, 2011

“He’s gonna be a soccer player!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Paris Hilton has figured out the best way to let all YOU guys out there know that she’s ready for penis ASAP!, Whitney Port who apparently challenged LeAnn Rimes to a “Race You To Osteoporosis Contest”, as well as John Travolta squiring his lady about town in a velveteen jacket and that handsome rug.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot Kirstie Alley’s skinbag necktopper, can we stop marveling at the wonders of rapid weight-loss yet?

- Photo Boy

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