The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    vincentmain
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    Wookie Toe!!

  2. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Skin falling off my bones
    Never want it to
    What am I to do?
    I can’t help it…

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    stepbrother
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    boats n hoes

  4. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    dude
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    this site used to be funny. Now the funniest things about is is the awesome comments by readers.

  5. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Geezus, not even the Khyber Pass is that wide.

  6. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I’ve never seen anyone make Jiffy Pop horizontally before.

  7. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    Come on bitch! –best lines he stole from Eddie Griffis

  8. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    Farmer Ted has a farmer tan.

  9. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Eternally pregnant, the Goddess Busy will bring down wrath upon any who deny her ice cream or air conditioning.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    Imagine being on that boat and having both of them say ‘I like you as a friend’. Hell.

  11. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    You need look only as far as the shoes.

  12. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Ahh, Paris. It would seem the city natives not only like their streets caked with dogshit, but their red carpets too.

  13. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “How long have I been boring you, Madam? At a guess…”

  14. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Angriest little milk dud I’ve ever seen.

  15. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
    Whoknowswhat
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    Megan Fox looks rough

  16. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    Jim
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    Just another black hockey fan. Could he be more of a stereotype?

  17. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    For guys that make really bad music they try really hard.

  18. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    “Drink the blood of which child? This one? The one I’m pointing at? How am I supposed to know which one to suck dry if you don’t show me? I’m not draining them all. I’m not a monster.”

  19. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    The ghetto Augustus Gloop.

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    “Yes, isn’t it charming how long I’ve allowed you to maintain eye contact? It’s as though you are real people! Christmas certainly came early for you this year.”

  21. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Jonas Brothers Reunion Tour, 2023

  22. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    “No, car, I was talking to the tree.”

  23. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    True Story: that hippy followed her for 15 blocks before Maggie caved and breast fed her some authentic organic human milk.

  24. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    Diddy do numba 2, or doody

  25. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    It costs a little more to shop at the Amazonian hooker store, but when she cracks your lobster wither her bare hands you will know where that extra money went.

  26. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    “Hey. Here’s my tits.”

  27. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    One can almost hear that fabric reaching its molecular breaking point.

  28. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    So this fucking idiot hauls around 60 lbs of fake tits all day, every day and she couldn’t do any better than Anthony Michael Hall? Her ROI kinda sucks.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    Following Busy Phillipes with Annalynn McCord is like chasing the dragon.

  30. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    I hate how fucking pleased with herself Kris Jenner looks in every picture taken of her. Just a soulless vacuum of a human being.

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      She has the pavlovian dog response to smile as soon as she’s aware a camera in on her.

  31. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    An Asian chick practicing karate. Huge surprise.

  32. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    I thought this was seriously Gavin Rossdale with the Jonas Brothers. But with gayer shoes.

  33. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    That’s a Red Carpet event in France?

    Are you sure it’s not just a new JC Penney opening up somewhere in the Midwest?

  34. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    “How large is the Family Size can you come in, Mr. Peanut?”

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    What the fuck…??? You girls were supposed to drop by and pick me up. Shit, there goes my week.

  36. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    “Sheee-ittt…I be standin’ here for over three hours and ain’t nobody brung me a pizza or nothin’.”

  37. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Poor Halle Berry is carrying this bastard’s progeny and here he is cheating on her with some little bitch.

  38. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    “Why yes, I AM the most beautiful woman in the world. Why do you ask?”

  39. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    “And if I put one finger on each nipple and push, Camilla screams out like a World War II air raid siren…”

  40. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    Orlando Jones is funny and all, but FUCK him! The chick…who in the hell is the hot chick?

  41. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    It’s really obvious to even the most ignorant observer that you’re wearing a brassiere. Here, I can fix that if you just let me unhook it for you…

  42. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    “Then the chap said ‘pull my finger’ and I was treated to a rude sound followed by a foul smell.”

  43. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Is it cool to show emaciated legs?

  44. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Grandma!

  45. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    sweet dad jeans, creepy dude

  46. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    “and for my next trick I will pull a random member of Green day out of my ass.”

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    this is her best version! finally with some meat on.

  48. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    “yeah i don’t know what happened to my career either’

  49. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    Anthony Michael Hall: What’s your name?

    Lacey Wildd : What’s yours?

    Anthony Michael Hall: Anthony.

    Lacey Wildd: Anthony?

    Anthony Michael Hall: Anthony. It’s a family name.

    Lacey Wildd : Oh, it’s a fat guy’s name.

    Anthony Michael Hall: Oh, thank you.

    Lacey Wildd: You’re welcome.

    Anthony Michael Hall: I’m not that fat.

    Lacey Wildd: Stop deluding yourself, I can see you’re well on your way to really pushing maximum density. See I’m not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there’s fat people that were born to be fat, and there’s fat people that were once thin but became fat… so when you look at ‘em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You’re definitely the latter – say, weren’t you on the big screen once?…

  50. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I don’t remember Beyonce even come close to looking like this. Now she knows how to be pregnant.

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