The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    I’ve never seen spackling paste applied with a makeup sponge before.

  2. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    This booty’s like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin’s the only man catchin’ it, Clifford Franklin’s the only man comin’ down wid it.

  3. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    BenoitWaffle
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    Pants and flip flops? Is he going to a wedding?

  4. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    “Well, you better tell me when you saw him last, or I’ll get my husband Dog over here.”

  5. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    Randy Quaid is certainly enjoying himself… wait, shouldn’t he be in jail?

  6. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    Minky Wail
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    Does Dog know Beth is cheating on him?

  7. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    Benoit Waffle
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    As if Anthony Michael Hall couldn’t get any cooler.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    I’d like to be the sausage between their buns.

  9. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    “yeah, I got a boner, and you got big tits, what’s your point?”

  10. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Thus completing the transformation to W.C. Fields.

  11. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    “I’ve been riding the coattails of my dead friend for almost 20 years.”

  12. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Twink182

  13. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Whoever makes that makeup needs to market it as a miracle worker and show Madonna before and after pics. Of course, it’s probably full of the blood of virgins and placenta.

  14. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Gear intended to exercise used for the exact opposite.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    Butt Plugger
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    Russell Brand looks good in yellow

  16. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Sniff my wife’s crotch?
    That poor dog never saw him coming.

  17. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    So Delta Air Lines is promoting a new indestructible fabric?

  18. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Her makeup artist has to be the devil himself.

  19. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    I’m sorry, poor people are not allowed to cross this line.

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    Ahhh elitism at its finest….

  21. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    OMG who’s that pathetic woman trying to look young with all… uhmmm… never mind…

  22. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    My mum? She’s about this big…

  23. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    Thus completes the transformation to a drunken Irishman.

  24. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    His face says “fuck off”, but his crotch says, “heloooOOO…”

  25. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    This isn’t what I see when I envision Serena Williams + ping pong balls.

  26. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    The papers on the floor say “Peasants Do Not Cross”

  27. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    And the roofies kick in 3…2…1…

  28. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    He’s about to kick the shit out of that dog for coming over when he called him.

  29. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    Looks like Boba Fett finally caught the wookie.

  30. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Looks like that kid’s ready for high school.

  31. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Looks like she stole one of Lacey Wildd’s boobs

  32. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    Josephus
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    UBlew

  33. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    Josephus
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    “Yeah, Kim told me she wasn’t going to fit into them for a while, so…”

  34. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    Gwyneth forced a smile knowing that she would have the person who didn’t install the protective screen to keep the peasants’ germs off her delicate skin, fired.

  35. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    YadaYada
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    More of this girl, please.

  36. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    Josephus
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    Actually, looks more like Lacey WilFF.

  37. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    She just caught her reflection on the car hood. It’s disappointing to us too, Demi.

  38. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    The number of minutes I’ve been relevant.

  39. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    Enidaj
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    This woman is 52. That’s all I got.

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    AG looks pretty good when she hides her Michael Jackson nose.

  41. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    A woman taller than you? Orlando likes a challenge, I see.

  42. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
    diego
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    Sadly, she’s still light years hotter than any of her uber-mandibled hellspawn

  43. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    I see two reason to love this picture.

  44. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Fun fact…

    He has to hire someone to wipe his ass.

  45. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    Rico Jones
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    He is seriously dating her? Or is this a joke I’m missing?

  46. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Anyone feel like bowling?

  47. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    She also challenges the physical properties of lycra.

  48. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Two more weeks ’til I change my name again, son.”

  49. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    Is he related to Orlando Bloom?

  50. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    Anthony Michael Hall makes a special appearance on “Cops”

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