Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.
On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,
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I, too, would like some more of this.
Kimmy,
You dabble in the cunnilingal arts?
:o)
kimmy’s been making comments like these for months. Why are people only now realizing this?
he just wants to read it typed out from her little sausage fingers.
Haha!! Beef! I don’t have sausage fingers! Wait, what do you even mean by that? I’m thinking stubby little fingers like Vienna Sausages.
TomFrank, it’s been longer than months. I used to make jokes about my ex-girlfriend the way some guys talk about their wives and girlfriends.
I bet there’s not a hair on that chinny-chin-chin.
If the zoom funtion were a physical thing there would have been a hole in that camel toe by now
Shouldn’t she have a sack full of cats?
Needs more boobs.
I believe that Eddie’s priority is feet not boobs.
Umm no. Two is enough, thank you. Two is enough.
Whatever, Beef, she could easily fit 2-3 more sets of boobs under those existing ones. Those sad, sad little boobies.
Aw, McBeef. You still have those nightmares from watching Total Recall?
No, just those. Two of those are enough.
Since she squashed my korean fantasy, the current one involves a whole array of them thangs each with its own perfectly placed nipple.
Whoops, got retarded on that reply.
No, thanks.
Well, I found my date for tonight!
with the girlfriend of rudy fernandez, denver player?
If you don’t understand a subtle masturbation joke then all of our lives have no meaning.
LESS CLOTHES PLEEZE
Um, I’m going to need you to get your ass back in the house, put on some real clothing and just stay there. But run to the house. Run really fast. You need it.
So… not a fan? :)
That dog is pissed. Pissed his owners are schmucks.
Thanks Hoveround!
would love to unwrap that bow
dude, get a carwash
Well, since the asshats in NYC are busy banning anything that even looks like it’d be fun to eat – I guess she’ll be staying on the west coast.
Three wheels, two douches.
Yeah, I’m confused at that top, too.
Tyra Banks in 5 years.
She looks damn fine for nearly 50 and having a kid in her 30s.
Furlong: “I’m the leader of the muthafuckin resistance!”
Officer: “Sir, the only thing you’re resisting is arrest.”
Her schtick was tiresome 20 years ago.
Thank you
Die Grossen titten! Ya sehr gute!
By chance, do you know who this is:
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Eddie Murphy’s girlfriend keeps her penis well hidden.
What the fuck are you talking about? This woman is a knockout!
Another useless turd, famous for her fat ass and her husband…
Word
those are some skinny muscular legs
Yeah, the kind I had as an adolescent boy. How sexy for an adult woman!
shes looking better! she lost some weight! keep it up girl
Some weight? Like 3 ounces maybe.
This is actually the best pic of her posted in a while. The last few were reminiscent of William “the Refrigerator” Perry in his heyday.
wow gorgeous…and looks like shes atleast 6 foot tall. damn
I’m not being rude, but how did you come to that conclusion? Not just from this picture, I imagine?
She’s 5’8.5″. I googled it. Oh, and she’s a C cup.
Good for you, thinking to look up the important measurements! My thanks to you.
nice body, but i prefer more in the bust area
He’s just doing what every woman on the red carpet does.
Slowly turning into an Olsen.
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Supposed to be for McBeef
Fashioin is my life.
I pronounce that as fa-shwon. Is that correct?
Not pictured: George Costanza.
Wait til they get a load of me
She’s a hotter (boobier) Natalie Portman.
Wow, these Depends really do hold it all in !
Belzer pulls a Mork.
She’s scary and the stretch marks are weird.
Now what, Leann Rimes ?
Cute face. Tits not too big. Long black shiny hair.
her hair color isn’t even black. krysten ritter, dita von tease have black hair color
that woman in the pic does not have black hair
Wow, what a fussy bunch. You all know damn well that, given the chance, you’d be all over that a twenty dollar suit.
Not really, my girlfriend’s ass doesn’t look like a bag of wet laundry
I think I’d prefer the twenty-dollar suit.
Dirty ass car. check
Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats. check
Yellow teeth. check.
Secretly invested his last few hundred thousand dollars in Facebook in the beginning and is probably now a billionaire. check
‘Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats.’
Noticed that too…geez, what’s he driving, a used Grand Prix?
Still rich as hell and set for life.
Is the boob flash designed to distract us from the pig snout?
My dog used to growl like that…
sadly, this is an improvement from what he was in 2008.
Nothing we have not seen on peopleofwalmart.com a million times before.
I love you baby.
Damn, that’s pretty fucking impressive
She is going to hunt us down one day and beat the shit out of us for all the crap we have said about her.
I’ve never said anything unkind about young Hilary, but I would still look forward to her coming over to beat me up…and down…up…and down…up…
Something inside of her wants out.
Sorry TSA dude, just because you put your hands up like that she is not going to believe you are Jay Z and make out with you.