The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12

June 13th, 2012 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.

On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    kimmykimkim
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    I, too, would like some more of this.

  2. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    the duderino
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    If the zoom funtion were a physical thing there would have been a hole in that camel toe by now

  3. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    Icehawg
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    Shouldn’t she have a sack full of cats?

  4. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    kimmykimkim
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    Needs more boobs.

  5. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    kimmykimkim
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    No, thanks.

  6. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    Visible Ink
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    Well, I found my date for tonight!

  7. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LESS CLOTHES PLEEZE

  8. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    kimmykimkim
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    Um, I’m going to need you to get your ass back in the house, put on some real clothing and just stay there. But run to the house. Run really fast. You need it.

  9. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    CK
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    That dog is pissed. Pissed his owners are schmucks.

  10. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    KungFu Panda
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    Thanks Hoveround!

  11. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    CK
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    would love to unwrap that bow

  12. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    dali
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    dude, get a carwash

  13. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Well, since the asshats in NYC are busy banning anything that even looks like it’d be fun to eat – I guess she’ll be staying on the west coast.

  14. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    CK
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    Three wheels, two douches.

  15. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    CK
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    Yeah, I’m confused at that top, too.

  16. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    CK
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    Tyra Banks in 5 years.

  17. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    Fondue
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks damn fine for nearly 50 and having a kid in her 30s.

  18. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    Swearin
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    Furlong: “I’m the leader of the muthafuckin resistance!”
    Officer: “Sir, the only thing you’re resisting is arrest.”

  19. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    Animal
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    Her schtick was tiresome 20 years ago.

  20. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    guttboy
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    Die Grossen titten! Ya sehr gute!

  21. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Eddie Murphy’s girlfriend keeps her penis well hidden.

  22. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    bassackwards
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    Another useless turd, famous for her fat ass and her husband…

  23. Ashley Greene Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    lily
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    those are some skinny muscular legs

  24. Hilary Duff
    lily
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    shes looking better! she lost some weight! keep it up girl

  25. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    lily
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    wow gorgeous…and looks like shes atleast 6 foot tall. damn

  26. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    lily
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    nice body, but i prefer more in the bust area

  27. Richard Belzer
    sexyman48
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    He’s just doing what every woman on the red carpet does.

  28. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    sexyman48
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    Slowly turning into an Olsen.

  29. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
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    [img]http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd358/iwanttorentawombat/facemelt.gif[/img]

  30. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    catapostrophe
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    Fashioin is my life.

  31. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    Ruth
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    Not pictured: George Costanza.

  32. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    DeucePickle
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    Wait til they get a load of me

  33. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    DeucePickle
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    She’s a hotter (boobier) Natalie Portman.

  34. Richard Belzer
    DeucePickle
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    Wow, these Depends really do hold it all in !

  35. Richard Belzer
    Perplexity
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    Belzer pulls a Mork.

  36. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    your kid brother
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    She’s scary and the stretch marks are weird.

  37. Ashley Greene Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    DeucePickle
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    Now what, Leann Rimes ?

  38. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    Nisse
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    Cute face. Tits not too big. Long black shiny hair.

    • ravenhairedbeauty

      her hair color isn’t even black. krysten ritter, dita von tease have black hair color
      that woman in the pic does not have black hair

  39. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    MW
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    Wow, what a fussy bunch. You all know damn well that, given the chance, you’d be all over that a twenty dollar suit.

  40. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    El Jefe
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    Dirty ass car. check
    Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats. check
    Yellow teeth. check.
    Secretly invested his last few hundred thousand dollars in Facebook in the beginning and is probably now a billionaire. check

    • cc

      ‘Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats.’

      Noticed that too…geez, what’s he driving, a used Grand Prix?

  41. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Still rich as hell and set for life.

  42. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    RobN
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    Is the boob flash designed to distract us from the pig snout?

  43. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Frank The Duck
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    My dog used to growl like that…

  44. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    broduh jenner
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    sadly, this is an improvement from what he was in 2008.

  45. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    El Jefe
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    Nothing we have not seen on peopleofwalmart.com a million times before.

  46. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    El Jefe
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    I love you baby.

  47. Hilary Duff
    DeucePickle
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    Damn, that’s pretty fucking impressive

  48. Hilary Duff
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    She is going to hunt us down one day and beat the shit out of us for all the crap we have said about her.

  49. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Something inside of her wants out.

  50. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    El Jefe
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    Sorry TSA dude, just because you put your hands up like that she is not going to believe you are Jay Z and make out with you.

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