The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12

June 13th, 2012 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.

On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    Lunch
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    all leanin on shit

  2. Katy Perry Cleavage City Of Hope Honors
    Joe
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    The mic is supposed to black, idiot.

  3. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    Lunch
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    Thinks whole life is Terminator 2 filming

  4. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    Joe
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    Come with me if you want to get high.

  5. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    Lunch
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    For a fleeting moment I thought she had been paralyzed.

  6. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    Joe
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    Smelly Cat developed a receding hairline.

  7. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    Lunch
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    Looks like the Nile

  8. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    We
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    Sure you Kudrow.. but Wouldrow?

  9. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    journalschism
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    Mr. Rogers would be proud!

  10. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    journalschism
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    In the back seat: Benecio Del Torro and The Ghost of Christmas Past.

  11. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “Terminator 5: Fuck it, kill him. He’s almost dead anyway.”

  12. Richard Belzer
    journalschism
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    At a deposition for his lawsuit against Bill Maher.

  13. Richard Belzer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone feels really stupid for letting Ice T talk him into purchasing the “Day in the Life of Coco’s Ass Tour”.

  14. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    No fate but what we make.

  15. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it possible this bitch is even lazier and more worthless than before?

    My bad… that’s like giving more than 100% Simply not possible.

  16. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    journalschism
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    According to Masters & Johnson, her wonder years are right now.

  17. Ashley Greene Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know what everyone is thinking… who knew Landon Donovan’s legs wouldn’t look good on a woman?

  18. Ashley Greene Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    journalschism
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    “Ugh! This f*cking guy keeps telling me he’s Ben Affleck!”

  19. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    journalschism
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    Damn, she’s a classic. Still got it!

  20. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    New Transit regulations require you to drop your pants, put your hands up here, then say Habib very slowly as I grind my pelvis on you.

  21. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Aged ham with honey and mustard… Mmmmm

  22. Hilary Duff
    journalschism
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    She’s rounding third, fellas!

  23. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This looks like the photo shoots Ricky Martin was having prior to the least surprising news of the last 10 years.

  24. Richard Belzer
    Josephus
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    Apparently Ace Ventura will be making a guest appearance next season.

  25. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    journalschism
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    “Seriously, you could totally play Boss Hogg in a Hindu reboot of The Dukes of Hazzard.”

  26. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    Josephus
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    Driving a scooter with her eyes closed while pregnant? Huh, Snooki’s actually toning it down this season.

  27. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You don’t see many people under five foot called Stretch

  28. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    journalschism
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    Think Seacrest and Murphy sit around bragging about all the hot ass they’re not f*cking?

  29. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    Smapdi
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    “Hey, Macarena!”

  30. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    Hanna
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    How does she have such big boobs on such a small frame. Are they implants?

  31. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
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    I have a sudden desire to put something in her basket.

  32. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Josephus
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    Just pretend I made a “gay hard-on” joke about Stephanie Seymour’s son.

  33. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
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    I bet she got that ride from the Cooter Store.

  34. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    The Most Interesting
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    Final Five, my ass! Sexy as hell and retardedly brilliant? *And* newly single?

  35. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    Josephus
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    “No, no, up over your head, then lean backwards until they touch the floor. Yeah, like that. HEY! SOMEBODY TWEET THIS FOR ME! ::does The Shocker::”

  36. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
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    Before I scrolled down, I couldn’t tell she was on a scooter, and yet I didn’t see anything wrong in that height differential.

  37. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
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    That dog has seen things… Things that cannot be unseen…

    • Cock Dr

      Small dog is visibly traumatized. One can only speculate on what Josh & Fergie are doing with such a tiny trembling creature.

  38. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    mr. poop
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    why is a bloated sea manatee in the crap we missed?

  39. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
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    Normally this is where I am filled with the pride of American ingenuity and want to yell “UM’MERICA FUCK YEAH” but honestly I am feeling ashamed we let this happen…

    • I have to wonder what the denizens of Seaside Heights, NJ think when they walk down the street and see this gaggle of goofballs wandering around the neighborhood.

  40. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    That’s not her shadow… That’s Photoboy doing his master’s bidding ready with a good amount of chloroform…

  41. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    dani
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    I’ll just sit here and wait for him to meet Lindsay.

  42. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    MarkM
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    The future Mr. Lindsay Lohan.

  43. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    kimmykimkim
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    Niccccce.

  44. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    your mom
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    Just when I thought she couldn’t sink any lower…

  45. Richard Belzer
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    “Oh god, not Belzer’s ping pong ball trick again…”

  46. Katy Perry Cleavage City Of Hope Honors
    lily
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    meh

  47. Helen Lindes Cleavage Legs Swimsuit
    The Most Interesting
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    Photo Boy: You have permission to bring us much more of her.

    Ay caramba! Much, much more!

  48. Ashley Greene Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    K-Tron
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    Wow. She needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers, or she may be in danger of marrying a d-bag and overdosing on whip-its

  49. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    lily
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    he looks old

  50. Richard Belzer
    JC
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    They’ve run out of ways to make rape surprising, so they’re going to film an entire episode where everybody walks around like this.

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