The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

June 12th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Father of the Year Awards. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to fix world finance and Corey Feldman‘s hooker game seems to have gone from meth head to coke whore, so there is a bright side here today.

“Don’t look now, but the universe is flashing its vagina right behind your head again.” Joe Manganiello to Alexander Skarsgard just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
    Jade
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    I think he’s wearing more makeup than she is.

  2. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    In his advanced age, Michael Douglas just yelled “DON’T DO IT!!” at the TV.

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Myth….. BUSTED!!!
    Get it? Because she has…
    I’ll let myself out.

  4. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Poseidon, seriously… WTF

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    My initial thoughts:
    1. We must choke da children until they learn!!!
    2. I was jerking it to Maid Monthly when I realized I was not alone!

  6. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Per Amazon:

    “From the New York Times #1 bestselling author and popular radio and television host Glenn Beck: the heart-stopping sequel to The Overton Window.
    Six months have passed since the dramatic events in the #1 New York Times bestselling thriller The Overton Window and the fight for freedom hasn’t gone well.

    Hunted, wounded, and marked as traitors themselves, Molly Ross and her Founders Keepers finally find themselves cornered and standing alone against every awesome power their globalist enemies can bring to bear. At last it’s all they can do to make a narrow escape and disappear into hiding.

    But the fight is far from over. In the darkest hour new allies join, old enemies turn, and Molly draws together an unlikely band of heroes to join the battle one more time. Her last hope is a daring, desperate ploy designed to awaken the American people to the world-spanning, real-life conspiracy to destroy the country she loves. In the end, it’s all or nothing—they’ll have to give everything they’ve got to reveal the truth, or die trying.”

    Lulz.

  7. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Nothing pretentious to see here…. Move along…

  8. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    Never gonna play sock puppets with these two again…

  9. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Topwater implants catch more fish.

  10. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    Somehow “sugardaddy” did not have a category…

  11. Steven Tyler Blue Toenail Polish Windblown Hair
    Cuddles
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    What the hell is going on with his toes?!? They look like a hand trying to dig out of a grave. And now you can’t NOT see it.

  12. LL Cool J Mitch Chaitin Bing Fathers Day Event
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    Nice bag. Too bad he has to use Google to find it.

  13. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    You never know where you’ll be when the acid kicks in.

  14. Antonio Banderas
    Tiggles
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    “And then Melanie walked in the bedroom from the shower, and I froze just like this hoping she wouldn’t notice me.”

  15. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    Tiggles
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    “I stole this necktie from a guy a foot taller than me! Who you calling a wiener now, amiright?”

  16. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    carpaltunnel
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    wear a belt, fucktard.

  17. Antonio Banderas
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    Is he ill?

  18. Christopher Lambert Monte Carlo Film Festival
    emma watson's vagina
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    well at least he doesn’t have to worry about someone coming at him with a sword yelling “there can only be one”

  19. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
    Frank Burns
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    “Hmm, if Hillary gets elected, maybe I can be the new ambassador to Belgium”.

  20. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Glenn Beck discussing his new book ‘The Glenn Beck Story by Glenn Beck Starring Glenn Beck as Glenn Beck’ at SiriusXM Studios in Washington, D.C. (June 10, 2013)

  21. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    Not seen to his left, Bernard Lewinsky.

  22. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
    WAAAAAAAAALT!
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    This looked like Tina Fey to me. Blonde Tina Fey.

  23. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    yet another “celebrity” of which i have no frame of reference outside of appearing in TCWM.

  24. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    She seems like a fun girl.

  25. Antonio Banderas
    alex
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    At first glance I thought it was Billy Bob Thornton. Yeeesh.

  26. Kevin Spacey Giggling
    alex
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    “Coffee is for closers”

  27. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Old people are old. Not their fault until they run. Then the Sandmen gotta take ‘em down. Just part of the job.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    Snoop Puma
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    hate the shoes. love the ass.

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    Just saw The Last Stand recently. Pretty good, actually. The old lech has still got it. And I’m not just referring to STDs this time.

  30. Antonio Banderas
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    “I seen shit back in Vietnam, man. Some real fucked up shit.”

  31. Russell Brand Jogging Shorts Spandex Pants
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    Leggings and tube socks? This guy and Shia Lebouf should get together and have a douche-off.

  32. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Zoom in on those blackend weebbed cottage cheese legs….no wonder Arnold is jerking it in the next photo.

  33. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Crazy, fat shitbag reads from book written by crazy, fat, shitbag.

  34. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
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    Grimace!!!!!!

  35. Steven Tyler Blue Toenail Polish Windblown Hair
    Dirk Diggler
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    Holy shit ! Is that Predator!

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
    Deacon Jones
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    You’d figure Victoria Silverstedt could find a sugar daddy better looking than this, huh? She’s older, but man, she used to be the bomb

  37. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    tears start to roll in….3.2.1.

  38. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    Smapdi
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    “I got your weiner right here!”

  39. Russell Brand Jogging Shorts Spandex Pants
    Johnny P!
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    I thought his wardrobe came from stripping the clothes off dead hobos.
    Now he takes the tights from dead bag ladies too?
    Is NOTHING sacred?!?

  40. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
    Frank Burns
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    The title “The Idiot’s Guide to Political Irrelevancy” must have been already taken.

  41. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    He’s trying to resist the urge to stain the blue fabric in the background.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “No more complaining. No more “Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom”. Nothing! There is no bathroom!”

  43. Daniel Radcliffe
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    Lot lizard.

  44. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Dugger
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    Tuesday “two for one special” night was cancelled so Corey had only enough cash for a single hooker.

  45. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    I hope he starts drinking again. Like, Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas kind of drinking. And then I hope they give him a show.

  46. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    Go on and swallow, protein is healthy.

  47. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    (hangs head)
    I just….I can’t…

  48. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    True Bore season 6.

  49. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    I’ve never seen one man so consistently happy to be spending so much money for sex.

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Drowning is never an issue for her.

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