These things are really starting to become an STD Awareness Campaign, aren’t they?
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find such astonishing wonders as a freakishly strong Octuplet Cannon, an obligatory Pippa Middleton ass shot *fills glass from SEO faucet, twirls it around, sniffs, comments on delicate butt notes*, David Hasselhoff revealing he was really.. David Hasselhoff all along and dead things, Mikey, dead things.
Miranda Kerr bends over a car at the end,
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That title is longer than she is tall.
Hmph, there’s a first…the flabby six pack.
I am getting the distinct impression it is simply impossible to get a picture of her where she doesn’t look stunned.
I was think more of a plain out “DUH?”
“thinking” however, i’m sure you know what i mean
One simple requirement I have for listening to somebody talking politics: no childish made-up words allowed.
That’s because the lame stream media searches through dozens of pictures and takes the most unflattering to pose as “normal”. Sheeshh. Libtards are truly stoo–pid. Look at obama-lama-ding dong pictures. The lame stream usually present him in poses as god like, like a supreme being Give me a break. Same principal, just in reverse. .
“Same principal,” said the guy who calls liberals stupid.
…lame stream media…libtards…obama-lama-ding-dong
Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype of the dumb redneck teabagger.
@TomFrank: +1
TomFrank, you win.
dude is right – spelling notwithstanding
dude!? Did you actually post that? Were you serious? If you were, I just wanted to let you know that you made yourself just look like a twelve-year-old girl.
is there a godwin’s law equiv for how few posts before a teabagger invariably resorts to the word libtard? surprised you could mention obama without his middle name
Yikes, is she crying? And, First?
Yes she is… They just got Tubby’s cholesterol readings back…
ha ha
Once in a while, she should forego the sunscreen.
Ah yes, he’s rockin’ the Jordache jeans again.
David has his own signature brand… Drunkass Jeans.
They sure get a lot of mileage!!
Who ordered the leather-wrapped skeleton?
I did. But can you get the mouth closed, it’s really starting to freak me the fuck out.
That woman always has her mouth open in pics ~ugh~ Guess, the word FUGLY was created for just these moments!!
Eeewwww…!!!
skeleton freaky old woman
How in the hell did they get a corpse to stand up like that? Ain’t technology grand!?
Was not expecting her to be that shapely. Her hotness quotient just went up a billion.
she’s way hot, but has one much sexier angle
A douchebag doublet!
haha. you beat me to it. well played sir!
dammit, i have to clean the monitor now.
” why would you hang up a bell with a crack in it! you all should really look into getting that fixed”
Just checking…that’s not a quote right?
The fact that it might be is frightening enough.
You betcha!
Sarah Palin at the Liberty Bell … guess which one is the ding dong?
HAHAHA
Hmmm, that’s an odd way for her to be standing with her reputation.
my hungry hungry hippos had the same mouth, but their asses were much much smoother.
Nothin’ but net.
+2
Oh god honey, why’d you let them do this to you? And you PAID them?!!
Actually looks like they did a decent job. You can’t see the crater in the middle of her chest.
Her red lips are in focus – everything else you over see.
Kinda funny that arnie has a fat kid
correction = HILARIOUS that arnie has a fat kid.
So, did this kid get her genes and their other son got Arnolds?
If so it’s okay – he’ll self-destruct early enough.
I’m surprised there’s no wipers on them there glasses.
kill it with fire!!!!
Laughed so hard I pooped a little!
WTF? Seriously! W T F
in her defense….. shes old… there is nothing she can do about it . it happens
She could cover her skanky mummified body.
i’d be inclined to agree with you except there is something she can do…stop dressing like a 20 year old and cover that shit up!
No shit. She can TOTALLY accept her age and stop dressing like a Sabre Tooth…
or just die….many people die at younger age, so why can’t she finally?!
More like “False Religion” for the Hoff.
sarah silverman is lookin’ buff!
UH-OH! Somebody go back to the car and get me another pair of depends.
Where’s Russell Brand?
I say, did that ignorant peasant valet just mis-park my rented Bugatti? I, Sir Threepants von Douchelow, have never been so badly mistreated in my life! Have him flogged with a whip scented with Calvin Klein, and see to it that he presses my Armani suit with a hand iron! Chop chop!
Jesus, stop trying to be funny.
That’s actually pretty funny
He shaved his belly hair to look like abs. That’s brilliant !
BAHAHAHA
I like that idea.
victory. +1 interwebs.
WTF…wasn’t she in Star Trek: The Motion Picture?
BAHAHAHAHA OMG, your right, its Lt. Ilia!!!
LMAO… True…
I’ve been saying this for weeks. Just sayin’.
nut up or shut up, futhermuckers!
If she keeps posing like that we’ll have to start calling her Orangutan Mom.
ha ha haaaaa :-)
She’s hoping to be in the remake of Every Which Way But Loose
Who? More to the point, I’ll give you Ted Underhill’s American Express card if you get me this chick’s phone number.
her knee is three times as wrinkly as my ball sack after a cold shower.
~snicker~
Isn’t Mark Sanchez banging her?
How that guy had 8 kids I will never know.
*like*
Hilarious!
cc has been on a roll this week, well done.
Fun fact: Syphilis will make you fucking crazy.
Is that the real kid or the fake kid? I never know.
MMMMMMMM-HMMMMMMM!
Who does a girl have to suck off around here to get a…. I mean does anybody here want sucked off?
Yes please
I hear she throws in a teabaggin’ if you compliment her technique
Her seeing-eye dog is about to play a hilarious prank on her.
I think he drowned.
The perfect accessory for that dress would be a ball and chain.
Sober face . . . off!
+1
They blurred out her license plate which, if I read it correctly says ‘Be afraid’.
In this photo she is particularly hooterific.
Four plus four…let’s see, that’s…one..two…three…crap, wait, let me try again..one…
LOL
Wow, Courtney Cox has let herself go!
She’s trying to keep the STDs in.
+1
Given a choice I wouldn’t be reaching out to grab her hair…
“You sign here, and in exchange we’ll give you a motorboat”
+1
“Oh, you scamps – I never expected to see YOU here!”
O RLY?
U BTCHA!