The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.1.11

June 1st, 2011 // 682 Comments

These things are really starting to become an STD Awareness Campaign, aren’t they?

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find such astonishing wonders as a freakishly strong Octuplet Cannon, an obligatory Pippa Middleton ass shot *fills glass from SEO faucet, twirls it around, sniffs, comments on delicate butt notes*, David Hasselhoff revealing he was really.. David Hasselhoff all along and dead things, Mikey, dead things.

Miranda Kerr bends over a car at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Tila Tequila
    cc
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    ‘Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast at the Ha Ha Comedy Club’

    That title is longer than she is tall.

  2. Liev Schreiber
    cc
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    Hmph, there’s a first…the flabby six pack.

  3. Sarah Palin
    cc
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    I am getting the distinct impression it is simply impossible to get a picture of her where she doesn’t look stunned.

  4. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    crazypants
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    Yikes, is she crying? And, First?

  5. Eva Herzigova Bikini
    cc
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    Once in a while, she should forego the sunscreen.

  6. David Hasselhoff
    cc
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    Ah yes, he’s rockin’ the Jordache jeans again.

  7. Janice Dickinson
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    Who ordered the leather-wrapped skeleton?

  8. Janice Dickinson
    dontlooknow
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    Eeewwww…!!!

  9. Nicole Scherzinger
    crazypants
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    Was not expecting her to be that shapely. Her hotness quotient just went up a billion.

  10. Joel Madden Benji Madden
    dontlooknow
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    A douchebag doublet!

  11. Sarah Palin
    huneybunny
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    ” why would you hang up a bell with a crack in it! you all should really look into getting that fixed”

  12. Sarah Palin
    Monch Jose
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    You betcha!

  13. Sarah Palin
    steV0dd
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    Sarah Palin at the Liberty Bell … guess which one is the ding dong?

  14. Paris Hilton
    Fletch
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    Hmmm, that’s an odd way for her to be standing with her reputation.

  15. Haley Reinhart Wardrobe Malfunction
    Richard McBeef
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    my hungry hungry hippos had the same mouth, but their asses were much much smoother.

  16. Tori Spelling
    dontlooknow
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    Oh god honey, why’d you let them do this to you? And you PAID them?!!

  17. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    tank
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    Kinda funny that arnie has a fat kid

  18. Sarah Palin
    dookieshoo
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    I’m surprised there’s no wipers on them there glasses.

  19. Janice Dickinson
    shonzie
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    kill it with fire!!!!

  20. Janice Dickinson
    Fletch
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    WTF? Seriously! W T F

  21. Janice Dickinson
    tank
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    in her defense….. shes old… there is nothing she can do about it . it happens

  22. David Hasselhoff
    Monch Jose
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    More like “False Religion” for the Hoff.

  23. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    dookieshoo
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    sarah silverman is lookin’ buff!

  24. Janice Dickinson
    Richard McBeef
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    UH-OH! Somebody go back to the car and get me another pair of depends.

  25. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    Monch Jose
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    Where’s Russell Brand?

  26. Scott Disick
    Livinus Nwambe
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    I say, did that ignorant peasant valet just mis-park my rented Bugatti? I, Sir Threepants von Douchelow, have never been so badly mistreated in my life! Have him flogged with a whip scented with Calvin Klein, and see to it that he presses my Armani suit with a hand iron! Chop chop!

  27. Liev Schreiber
    DeucePickle
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    He shaved his belly hair to look like abs. That’s brilliant !

  28. Amber Rose
    dave
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    WTF…wasn’t she in Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

  29. Janice Dickinson
    dookieshoo
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    nut up or shut up, futhermuckers!

  30. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    Abby Normal
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    If she keeps posing like that we’ll have to start calling her Orangutan Mom.

  31. Doutzen Kroes
    Fletch
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    Who? More to the point, I’ll give you Ted Underhill’s American Express card if you get me this chick’s phone number.

  32. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    Richard McBeef
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    her knee is three times as wrinkly as my ball sack after a cold shower.

  33. Tila Tequila
    It had to be said
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    Isn’t Mark Sanchez banging her?

  34. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    cc
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    How that guy had 8 kids I will never know.

  35. Tila Tequila
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Fun fact: Syphilis will make you fucking crazy.

  36. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the real kid or the fake kid? I never know.

  37. Shaquille O'Neal Got Milk
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMMMMMM-HMMMMMMM!

  38. Tila Tequila
    Tila
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    Who does a girl have to suck off around here to get a…. I mean does anybody here want sucked off?

  39. Eva Herzigova Bikini
    It had to be said
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    Her seeing-eye dog is about to play a hilarious prank on her.

  40. Tori Spelling
    Abby Normal
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    The perfect accessory for that dress would be a ball and chain.

  41. David Hasselhoff
    It had to be said
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    Sober face . . . off!

  42. Janice Dickinson
    cc
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    They blurred out her license plate which, if I read it correctly says ‘Be afraid’.

  43. Doutzen Kroes
    Username
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    In this photo she is particularly hooterific.

  44. Scott Disick
    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Four plus four…let’s see, that’s…one..two…three…crap, wait, let me try again..one…

  45. Janice Dickinson
    Derek
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    Wow, Courtney Cox has let herself go!

  46. Paris Hilton
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying to keep the STDs in.

  47. Doutzen Kroes
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    Given a choice I wouldn’t be reaching out to grab her hair…

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Username
    Commented on this photo:

    “You sign here, and in exchange we’ll give you a motorboat”

  49. Tori Spelling
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, you scamps – I never expected to see YOU here!”

  50. Sarah Palin
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    O RLY?

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