[Ed. Note: Thanks to everyone who sent me this cover then immediately inquired about the ferocity of my erection. Let's just say, this remarkable little man would find no trouble seeking shelter from the harsh, afternoon sun in its shadow and leave it at that. - SW]
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Russell Brand still dressed like Cockadile Dundee, Dakota Fanning got sick of those little Spring Breakers skanks hogging all of the pedolove, and I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t promoting any Lifetime programming today. Because her breasts are covered. Her breasts are her only redeeming quality.
Are you paying attention, Brooklyn Decker?
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The last stages of a pekinese’s life.
Oh, shit, at first I thought it was Beck.
FUCK YES.
Rolling Pebble?
He’s big in North Korea
This dwarf is HOT HOT HOT.
You know, one more bracelet and that outfit would be perfect.
Meant to thumbs up — sorry!
I think Johnny should try a different look, maybe more…. err… bohemian?
:: Raises hand :: I’d ride him into the sunset!
Rolling Stone editors were reportedly embarrassed when they realized that they accidentally put someone with talent on the cover.
“Lindsay! Look over here!!
Its like the guy stands in his underwear in front of his closet, throws a grenade in, and whatever lands on him, he wears.
Dog
“No, that’s Richie Sambora over there.”
Hey, Jennifer Love Hewitt! Ballerina classes ended 25 years ago!
If you’re cold because you forgot to put on pants, does the scarf really help?
I blame corrupting French influences for the mess this once gorgeous man has become.
Oui.
America’s Gerbils Got Talent
He won her wardrobe in the divorce?
What.. You just heard?
Losing a bedmate like Katie Perry is winning? Yeah, maybe he got the duds, but she’s got all the goodies.
“Right now, I’m watching two different, untalented 16-year-olds sing at once.”
Dinklage runs into the doctor’s office and says, “I want to see the doctor immediately.” The receptionist replies, “You’ll have to be a little patient.”
Vito, you get no respect do you?
The other night, at a restaurant, my tie caught on fire. The waiter tried to put it out with an ax!
I tell ya, I get no respect…
Love you both!
He’s off to his ‘Marxism and Poetry’ class at the community college.
I thought this was Rhianna for a sec. Then I realized she’s not that white yet.
Without Jessica Biel sitting next to him it’s just gross.
Way to accessorize, dawg!
Pete is the MAN. That is all.
What to expect when you’re expecting?…not this.
Holly, just so you know, you usually only have to show your tits to get beads at Mardi Gras.
Dinklage has really stolen that TV program. It totally belongs to him. Well, him and the naked women, as well.
I just started watching the first season and I have to agree. Guess I’ll have to find my garden a new gnome.
Courtney Love looks amazing here!
From her hairline to her cleavage line there has to be at least two acres of flesh.
The Good,
See everyone, millionaires eat popcorn just like the rest of us; out of a paper bag, sitting on rich Corinthian leather.
The Bad,
Must be on a short break from her starring role in “Goldie Hawn: A Biography”.
She’s degenerating fast… Even her hairstyle looks old.
Isn’t she though. She looks like death warmed over got hit by a train.
Decker does nothing for my Pecker!
Even her cat shirt had to look the other way
“Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that entire bowl before coming here.”
The Ugly.
How many guys fit in those duck lips at once?
Sometimes I keep clicking, trying to deny the fact that what I’m seeing is the final five. This was one of those times.
“I tear the bottom out of the envelope, then I can fondle my willy with no one being the wiser.”
There really is “Something about Mary” – its called ‘time’.
I can’t decide whether the hat and sunglasses were meant to help her go unrecognized or if she just robbed John Mayer’s house.
that’s a ninehead!
Please tell me he’s about to have a showdown with Johnny Depp.
Pistols at daybreak anyone?
She bulges in some wrong places
Where?
Florida….
hee hee
Dudes, admit it, she looks damn good in this picture.
Looks damn good for a live action version of Lady Elaine… maybe.
Hide Nemo! Hide!
Why do Dwarves go so well with Blood, Guts, and Pussy?
“I feel you dawg, I feel you. And you feel pretty good.”
I can almost read the inscription on his left lens that says, “Some objects may appear larger…”
this picture marks the first occasion where I pondered the possibility of Randy being related to Samuel L.