The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.9.12

May 9th, 2012 // 321 Comments

[Ed. Note: Thanks to everyone who sent me this cover then immediately inquired about the ferocity of my erection. Let's just say, this remarkable little man would find no trouble seeking shelter from the harsh, afternoon sun in its shadow and leave it at that. - SW]

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Russell Brand still dressed like Cockadile Dundee, Dakota Fanning got sick of those little Spring Breakers skanks hogging all of the pedolove, and I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t promoting any Lifetime programming today. Because her breasts are covered. Her breasts are her only redeeming quality.

Are you paying attention, Brooklyn Decker?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Cameron Diaz
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    The last stages of a pekinese’s life.

  2. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
    Ohdarling!
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    Oh, shit, at first I thought it was Beck.

  3. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
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    FUCK YES.

  4. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
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    Rolling Pebble?

  5. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    He’s big in North Korea

  6. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
    Cock Dr
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    This dwarf is HOT HOT HOT.

  7. Johnny Depp Hat Vest Scarf
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    You know, one more bracelet and that outfit would be perfect.

  8. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
    JC
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    Rolling Stone editors were reportedly embarrassed when they realized that they accidentally put someone with talent on the cover.

  9. Dakota Fanning Midriff Low Rise Jeans
    Jill Ess
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    “Lindsay! Look over here!!

  10. Johnny Depp Hat Vest Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    Its like the guy stands in his underwear in front of his closet, throws a grenade in, and whatever lands on him, he wears.

  11. Randy Jackson
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    Dog

  12. Johnny Depp Hat Vest Scarf
    JC
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    “No, that’s Richie Sambora over there.”

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Miniskirt Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    Hey, Jennifer Love Hewitt! Ballerina classes ended 25 years ago!

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Miniskirt Scarf
    JC
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    If you’re cold because you forgot to put on pants, does the scarf really help?

  15. Johnny Depp Hat Vest Scarf
    Cock Dr
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    I blame corrupting French influences for the mess this once gorgeous man has become.

  16. Simon Cowell
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    America’s Gerbils Got Talent

  17. Russell Brand Skinny Jeans Snakeskin Hat Boots
    j/k
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    He won her wardrobe in the divorce?

  18. Randy Jackson
    JC
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    “Right now, I’m watching two different, untalented 16-year-olds sing at once.”

  19. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
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    Dinklage runs into the doctor’s office and says, “I want to see the doctor immediately.” The receptionist replies, “You’ll have to be a little patient.”

  20. Tobey Maguire Tired Scruffy Beard
    Frank Burns
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    He’s off to his ‘Marxism and Poetry’ class at the community college.

  21. Brooklyn Decker
    sstrdisco
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    I thought this was Rhianna for a sec. Then I realized she’s not that white yet.

  22. Simon Cowell
    it had to be said
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    Without Jessica Biel sitting next to him it’s just gross.

  23. Randy Jackson
    Frank Burns
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    Way to accessorize, dawg!

  24. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
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    Pete is the MAN. That is all.

  25. Christine Teigen Cleavage
    Paddy McC
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    What to expect when you’re expecting?…not this.

  26. Holly Henderson Bikini
    JC
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    Holly, just so you know, you usually only have to show your tits to get beads at Mardi Gras.

  27. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
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    Dinklage has really stolen that TV program. It totally belongs to him. Well, him and the naked women, as well.

    • Dick Hell

      I just started watching the first season and I have to agree. Guess I’ll have to find my garden a new gnome.

  28. Brooklyn Decker
    it had to be said
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    Courtney Love looks amazing here!

  29. Christine Teigen Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    From her hairline to her cleavage line there has to be at least two acres of flesh.

  30. Dakota Fanning Midriff Low Rise Jeans
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    The Good,

  31. Simon Cowell
    DeucePickle
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    See everyone, millionaires eat popcorn just like the rest of us; out of a paper bag, sitting on rich Corinthian leather.

  32. Johnny Depp Hat Vest Scarf
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    The Bad,

  33. Dakota Fanning Midriff Low Rise Jeans
    Bootology
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    Even her cat shirt had to look the other way

  34. Brooklyn Decker
    Frank Burns
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    Must be on a short break from her starring role in “Goldie Hawn: A Biography”.

  35. Cameron Diaz
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    “Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that entire bowl before coming here.”

  36. Russell Brand Skinny Jeans Snakeskin Hat Boots
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    The Ugly.

  37. Holly Henderson Bikini
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    How many guys fit in those duck lips at once?

  38. Holly Henderson Bikini
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    Sometimes I keep clicking, trying to deny the fact that what I’m seeing is the final five. This was one of those times.

  39. Simon Cowell
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    “I tear the bottom out of the envelope, then I can fondle my willy with no one being the wiser.”

  40. Cameron Diaz
    Frank Burns
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    There really is “Something about Mary” – its called ‘time’.

  41. Dakota Fanning Midriff Low Rise Jeans
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    I can’t decide whether the hat and sunglasses were meant to help her go unrecognized or if she just robbed John Mayer’s house.

  42. Christine Teigen Cleavage
    Bootology
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    that’s a ninehead!

  43. Russell Brand Skinny Jeans Snakeskin Hat Boots
    DeucePickle
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    Please tell me he’s about to have a showdown with Johnny Depp.

  44. Ana Obregon Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    She bulges in some wrong places

  45. Cameron Diaz
    Styrofoam
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    Dudes, admit it, she looks damn good in this picture.

  46. Randy Jackson
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Hide Nemo! Hide!

  47. Peter Dinklage Rolling Stone Cover
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Why do Dwarves go so well with Blood, Guts, and Pussy?

  48. Randy Jackson
    Joaquin ingles
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    “I feel you dawg, I feel you. And you feel pretty good.”

  49. Randy Jackson
    DeucePickle
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    I can almost read the inscription on his left lens that says, “Some objects may appear larger…”

  50. Randy Jackson
    Jill
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    this picture marks the first occasion where I pondered the possibility of Randy being related to Samuel L.

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