The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.27.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Antonio Banderas, who’s shirt says “You Can’t Buy Happiness,” but who’s face says “It Can, However, Get A Model To Jack You Off In A Boat.” There’s also this shot of Chris Brown and Joe Jackson that really should be the final push science needs to complete a functional time machine. Just a quick trip to twenty years ago, have that same conversation, boom, Breezy’s halfway to becoming a dead white lady. Seriously, use the space bookshelf if you have to, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

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