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The body and face say YES!
And the skeleton hand say Nooooooooo!
no shit, those things look like claws.
Ok, I have to ask what the obsession with hands is. I’ve seen the same comments in several different posts. Are you really saying you’d turn your back on a beautiful woman cuz she’s got veiny hands?
The hand obsession is because hands are the one way to guess a woman’s age that is pretty much without fail. No amount of diet, exercise, or surgery can stop the hands from slowly morphing into bony, veiny, age spotted claws. You can see the visible wear and tear appear in their early 20s (even if the rest of her looks 16) and progress from there.
It’s not so much the veiny hands, as it is the translucent flesh.
She puts the “Wreck” in “Erection.”
Almost 60 + minidress = ‘trying too hard’.
Just sayin’.
jealous cunt
Just sayin’
The danger of wearing a mini-dress is that some pap will snap a picture of tumbleweeds blowing in the region of her vagina.
she looks gorgeous. the fact that she is almost 60 and CAN wear a mini dress is awesome!
HATER!
I agree – she looks GREAT!
seriously she looks amazing, she can rock a mini as well as Tina Turner
Seriously! She looks great. I’d nearly sell my soul to the devil to look that good at almost 60. Hey, maybe that’s her secret…
Boooo… I think as long as you look like THAT in a minidress, you should be wearing one. I, for example, have never looked like anything other than link sausage in mini dresses so if I were to wear one, THAT would be trying too hard. I work better in flow-y things; she looks better in superhuman attire. Let’s be objective here.
Wow – some tough words out there!! She’s wearing a mini because she can!!
old enough to be a great grandmother…conceited enough to dress like a teenager.
Still super hot
premise rejected. Put 60 year old Christie Brinkley next to any average 18 year old…which one do you want to put your dick in? Common sense says the “super hot” one…reality says the 18 year old.
I think I’d settle for putting my dick in between her thighs.
And how old is Amber Portwood?
In fat years?
Don’t care how old she is. Still imminently doable.
That’s alot of makeup and Botox. That looks like a wig. Under that wig is a gray poodle perm that’s 2 inches long like everybody elses great grandmother that’s still living.
wig? i don’t think so.
Say what you will, she looks a thousand times better than her ex, Billy Joel.
that is what a 57 yr old is supposed to look like
She has a portrait of herself aging in her attic
Katie Couric if she had a nice body
I would be happy to dip my wick in that love canyon of hers.
It may be all fine and well wearing that dress, but without underwear I bet her flaps hang down to her knees
I hope she hasn’t Botoxed herself into that as her facial permanent expression.
You couldn’t make this the main post, eh? Had to be Richard Simmons.
She’s still one gay son’s induced-erection from legendary MILF status.
Brinkley? I’d love to stick it in her dirty Stink-ley
Love that Joker!
I dunno’…I think a pair of gloves would make us forget about those Grandma’ Knuckles in a hurry…unless there are more parts under the dress that look like Grandma’s…not that I ever saw my grandmother naked…okay, well, there was that one time, but grandpa said it was okay…it would put hair on my chest.
This make up for the previous post
1000 watts of flashbulb conceal a lot of crypt-keeper secrets
Stacy’s grandmom has got it going on.
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comment edit fail
Uptown this, Billy.
ha ha!!
100 bucks to anyone who’s brave enough to get close enough for a proper look..
she looks amazing…..
I’d bang that until we broke her hip then press the button on her necklace to call for assistance…
She may be accessing the market in black market legs.
Ladies take note.
THIS is what aging gracefully looks like. HOLY HOT!!!!
Holy perma-grin!! Enough with the plastics people!!