Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re already seeing the sharp fall-off of an approaching holiday weekend, and/or the entire paparazzi is busy booking European helicopter rentals for the most beautiful, honest and real wedding of all time. And if you thought that was going to link to the midnight ceremony Fish and I may or may not have had at a True Detective-themed B&B, sorry to disappoint. We’re very private people. Instead, please enjoy this daily offering of spandexed buttocks and the only pic of Maria Menounos‘ face that doesn’t include her butt I will ever put in here. I promise.
- Photo Boy