The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.21.14

May 21st, 2014 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re already seeing the sharp fall-off of an approaching holiday weekend, and/or the entire paparazzi is busy booking European helicopter rentals for the most beautiful, honest and real wedding of all time. And if you thought that was going to link to the midnight ceremony Fish and I may or may not have had at a True Detective-themed B&B, sorry to disappoint. We’re very private people. Instead, please enjoy this daily offering of spandexed buttocks and the only pic of Maria Menounos‘ face that doesn’t include her butt I will ever put in here. I promise.

There’s a Final Five and a bonus gallery today. It’s our wedding gift to you guys. Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
    anonymous
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    Her wearing suede is like a bird wearing a feather jacket.

  2. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    George P Burdell
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    He is called Magic for a completely different reason.

  3. Kelsey Grammer Panama Hat Kayte Walsh Bikini Pregnant Belly Balcony Cannes
    George P Burdell
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    Kelsey Grammer’s belly is contagious.

  4. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
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    I am shocked – shocked, I said! – that she isn’t a porn star.

    Not even one nude on Google Image… shocking.

  5. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    She is a dream. Very pretty

  6. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
    George P Burdell
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    Stupid Little Things…..like a butt plug!!!

  7. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    Mac Attack
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    More like 3 Earving Johnsons!

  8. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Who knew!! She got a nice bubble booty.

  9. Danica McKellar MIdriff Butt Spandex Dress Dancing With The Stars Season 18 Official Wrap Party
    bonky
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    She’s cute but it looks like someone shot this with some fucked up kinda lens.

  10. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    Looks healthy and a mouthful.

  11. Jamie Lynn Sigler Cleavage Bra Legs See Through Shirt Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
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    Pregnancy has done her body good.

  12. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
    Bonky
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    If only she was a mute.

    • Ahhh…a right cross followed by a left hook — directly on the point of the chin — should work for five to six weeks, depending on her diet and prior health.

  13. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
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    Great googly moogly!

  14. Fawaz Gruosi Hugging Antonio Banderas 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    fred
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    “My dear, dear friend Antonio. I am so sorry that Melanie is still with us.”

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
    JimBB
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    “I wanna see the Ethel Tower thingy!”

    “Okay baby, I’ll ask that guy standing under that big scaffold where it is.”

  16. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    JimBB
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    Turn that damned camera off and get me my goddamn smokes!

  17. LeAnn Rimes Nipples No Bra Eddie Cibrian Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
    fred
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    “No; I know what it looks like, but trust me, they are down there. Right, Eddie . . . I said, RIGHT EDDY?”

  18. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
    JimBB
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    I SAID MAKE ME YOUNGER!

  19. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
    JimBB
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    Dude, if you want to live in the 90′s, you really need to move to Portland.

  20. Kelsey Grammer Panama Hat Kayte Walsh Bikini Pregnant Belly Balcony Cannes
    fred
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    Eeewww. Fatty.

    And before some wiseass who thinks he is funny chimes in, no, I am not talking about Kelsey Grammer.

  21. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    JimBB
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    I love that outfit. Is she joining Megaforce?

  22. Fawaz Gruosi Hugging Antonio Banderas 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    JimBB
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    “I know it was you, Antonio. You broke my heart!”

  23. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    JimBB
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    That’s not sand. The lice are making a break for it.

  24. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    JimBB
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    Another successful meeting with the boss this morning.

  25. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Balcony Make Out Cannes
    JimBB
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    “Oh shit, they’ve spotted me. You stay here and cover for me. I must protect the hat!”

  26. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
    JimBB
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    Was acting really weird last night on Letterman. And not funny weird.

  27. LeAnn Rimes Nipples No Bra Eddie Cibrian Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
    JimBB
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    “Well, when my tits got separated, I took it real hard at first. But, you know, they have their own lives now and so I split Christmases between them…”

  28. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
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    Meanwhile at home, a portrait of her is getting prettier.

    The curse is broken.

  29. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
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    Looks like I finally have a reason to learn how to use Photoshop.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
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    Weight loss isn’t such a good thing once you’re in your 40′s.

  31. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
    o'chunt
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    Looks like elephantitis from knees down.

  32. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    coljack
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    Just because he’s a racial and sexual minority with a weight problem doesn’t mean I can’t hate him for being a do-nothing waste of skin on that awful Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.

  33. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    “Come back Bieber! My career’s in the quicksand!”

  34. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
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    I am sure Donald Sterling really loves this Erving Johnson.

  35. Coco Lifting Sister Up With Legs Instagram
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    I am shocked she is a “base”.

  36. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
    coljack
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    Part of a disturbing new trend in porn: CFCM (Clothed Female, Clothed Male).

  37. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Balcony Make Out Cannes
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    She’s surprisingly hot for someone as ugly as him.

    • I think he’s attractive. I tend to have a thing for guys with large noses, though.

      • Jimmy Durante?

      • Not quite. It’s not necessarily a cause and effect thing. I don’t find all guys with big noses attractive, just that a disproportionately large number of guys I find attractive tend to have rather large noses. Jari Maenpaa, Alan Rickman, Adrien Brody, Bronson Pinchot, Liam Neeson, Noel Fielding, Danny Bhoy, Julian Sands, Julian Barratt, Wladimir Klitschko … even Hiddleston is kind of up there.

      • Ha! I love Danny Bhoy! “Fiddle dee dee potatoes.”

      • I saw him live when he came to my town. No word of a lie, by mid-show my hands were clamped in unopenable claws and my arms were tingling, because I was laughing so much that I wasn’t getting enough oxygen. I had to stop and focus my breathing so I wouldn’t pass out.

        The only other time I had that happen was when I was having gallbladder attacks, and the pain was so bad that it made me hyperventilate.

        Now *that* is a comedian.

  38. Hugh Laurie Jumping Split Copper Bottom Band Tour
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    “Must break floating brick. Must get flower power.”

  39. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
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    I kinda figured as much.

  40. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
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    Nice fanny, Dakota!

  41. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
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    Yawn. Zionist fanatic who married her cousin to avoid service in the Israeli Army. Patriotic duty is for other people. She missed her chance to shoot a few Palestinian kids.

    • She has already been criticised by the military for her decision to avoid the draft in her native Israel, but now a former girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio is under attack from a fellow supermodel.

      Months after a retired general rebuked Bar Refaeli for side-stepping her compulsory national service, the “draft-dodger” has been berated by Esti Ginzburg.

      Unlike Refaeli, the model from Tel Aviv was drafted into the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) for her mandatory two-year period of duty in July.

      But the khaki-clad 19-year-old recently took time out of her training programme to criticise Refaeli and others who avoid the army.

      Ginzburg told an Israeli newspaper it was her duty to enlist. “In order to contribute and help, in order to be part of the state,” she said, “enlisting is a duty, not a choice. There are a million things I don’t feel like doing, but I do them because I have to. Military service is part of the things I believe in, the values I was raised on.”

      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/israeli-supermodels-in-catwalk-spat-over-draftdodging-1797311.html

      • Same article:

        Marital status and religious beliefs can be used to evade the system. Refaeli, 24, was criticised when it emerged that she had married a relative in 2004 and then divorced soon after to avoid being called up. A year later she began a four-year relationship with Titanic star DiCaprio that ended in July.

        Her reluctance to serve led to a backlash at home, where retired Major-General Elazar Stern called for a boycott of the companies whose products feature Refaeli because she was “a draft-dodger”.

        The Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl further enraged her compatriots when she told a US magazine last year: “I really wanted to serve in the IDF, but I don’t regret not enlisting, because it paid off big time. That’s just the way it is; celebrities have other needs.”

        My take: Fuck her, she avoided the draft but preaches Zionism, which is the racial supremacy of the Jewish people over the Palestinians and other Arabs.

        Hm, the “special people” who must conquer and subjugate all others…now where have I heard that before?

      • My intention was to dodge the draft back in the 60′s, so I don’t have a problem with her not serving. As it turned out, I was classified a permanent 1-Y (only called up for all out war or national emergency) due to asthmatic bronchitis — which I got from smoking some really harsh weed. Ironic, no?

      • I like you. A lot.

  42. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    j/k
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    I can’t be the only one that reads her name as “Anastasia Assey”.

  43. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
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    It’s like the Fat Albert cartoon came to life.

  44. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    j/k
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    I bet that’s one fruity drink.

  45. Danica McKellar MIdriff Butt Spandex Dress Dancing With The Stars Season 18 Official Wrap Party
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    Goddamn great, she is just killing it lately.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    I wish I could get a time machine and go forward in time to see her corpse. I just want to laugh for hours at the fake hair, teeth, lips, boobs, and ass that would be left in the coffin, her being dead would just be a bonus.

  47. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    Homeless Alone.

  48. Bruce Jenner Wrinkly Neck LAX
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    Sssssassy.

  49. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
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    When did they start shooting bukkake on 35mm?

  50. Bruce Jenner Wrinkly Neck LAX
    The O
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    I’m not sure if its gender or its clothes are more nondescript.

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