Welcome to the Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost all women with the exception of a few oddly dressed gay men, Gavin Rossdale showing The Gropemonstah the appropriate leering distance, and The Situation trying to deal with the stress of the Snook-a-like walking around Italy with his body airbrushed onto herself.
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The Italian game “Find the American” is really going to be dumbed down this TV season.
The flip flops, the apron sold at kiosks all over the center of Florence, the shorts (I’m assuming), the map: even a blind nona would shriek as it rumbled closer.
*head explodes from juxtaposition of images*
Ow, another hurtful image.
Gimpy fucked up fingers…
Seriously bro, those hands are positively amphibian.
They look like chicken wings.
I meant his arms. His arms look like chicken wings. Then I suppose his fingers could also look like chicken wings since they are technically attached to his arm.
Anything you stick in Snooki comes out mangled.
Botoxed to the limit.
Only on the right side.
And she’s got something stuck in her teeth (insert joke).
Please do not come near me with that mouth. It’s been to some awful places.
is that demi moore?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE….
And, we’re all done here.
+20
Still one of the top 10 movie lines ever.
Sorry McFeel, but whoever used that line on the Rumer Willis photo 2 weeks ago gets the nod.
So sun damaged.
This is what tanning does to fair skinned folks. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
I forgot it was Greasy Grandma Wednesday, so this caught me by surprise.
…walks down the street goin, “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP”
and to top it all off she got ATHLETE’S FEET.
I don’t see a problem here. What, the penis? For fuck’s sake, it’s Italy, no one gives a shit.
Red contacts? Are you sure she’s not remaking An American Werewolf in London? I mean, look at the hair sprouting out of her head!
So, I thought Italy was an American ally, but now I see we are returning all of their gifts and I think we are about to break up.
She’s like a beignet: Empty on the inside, blonde on the outside.
a beignet covered with sugared powder (cocaine)
Second orange subject in todaze lineup.
Is that 5:00 shadow under the pit?
I could check the full sized photo, but I’m just not that curious. Next!
I always wondered what kind of man names his daughter “Minka.” Somehow I expected him to look more like pimp, and less like a woman.
Hey now, he’s just sporting the early 90s Michael Bolton-look; he just lost track that its 2011.
Need more shots of the shoes.
Nice cheek. Take a shave, ho. Oh, and nice tits.
I could have swore she was hot once.
I’m waiting for the ping pong balls to fall out.
Lol
She was so cool as Blair on Facts of Life.
If they put it out on display like that damn straight it’s gonna get some looks.
That’s Gavin Rossdale? He’s got a pretty sweet ass for a dude.
Is she about to breastfeed . . .something?
Is this an “According to Jim” spinoff?
She casts a shadow. Surprising.
Oh My God What Happened to Molly?
she got old.
Wow, she really had a great stylist. “I dunno, just wear whatever you came from the gym in.”
Any one of those wardrobe elements would have been fine.
Ya put them all together, and in DAYLIGHT no less, and a fashion nuclear meltdown takes place.
Mademoiselle, please do not piss on ze sidewalk while ze Americains are here. Merci.
just because you ‘can’ wear a slinky dress at 80, doesn’t mean you should. my EYES.
Very easily confused with a Jonas brother. Except for the fashion sense. And the, uh, the… openly gay factor. Come out of the closet boys, we’re all waiting.
If I were doing a porn with Kiki I would squat over her just like this . . .
Jezus, Steven Tyler looks like shit.
Now THAT’S Italian!
Wow. Boy George really put himself back together! Good on you, Boy!
If you’re gonna smoke, smoke like a man with hands. Better yet,quit now while you’re ahead or should it be A HEAD.
The only thing that should be smoking is the hole in his head
Huh. I usually don’t dress better than the gays, but this time WIN for me!
HA! And I thought his arms were hilarious. Those fingers are B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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Papa, Don’t Preach!!
Isn’t that look more from Open Your Heart?
Holy crap, my gaydar just exploded.
Is this her now obligatory faux-lesbian phase?
“My client is the victim of makeup and weird lighting. And overexposure to the sun. And a bad sense of fashion. But it’s not like she’s a professional model or anyth—oh, wait.”
Ah, the good-ol’ Wonder Woman man-stance.One of the leading causes of confused boners since 1941.
Is that Sam Ronson’s boney claw on her arm?
He looks like every gay boy I’ve ever danced with at Man Ray.
Wait until you see her face once she lets her hair down…. Like a chocolate bar in a shop window in the summer!
She looks like she’s been crying. Maybe she looked in a mirror, or accidentally swallowed last time she ate.
The whirring sound you here? That’s Leonardo Da Vinci spinning in his grave.
FAIL. That’s Michelangelo’s David.
That’s what I meant. No really!
You got your turtles mixed up.
Maybe he’s just trying to start his helicopter.
Have more kids you sonofabitch! Please!
Wow, Jane Lynch cleans up nicely.