The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.18.11

May 18th, 2011 // 399 Comments

Welcome to the Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost all women with the exception of a few oddly dressed gay men, Gavin Rossdale showing The Gropemonstah the appropriate leering distance, and The Situation trying to deal with the stress of the Snook-a-like walking around Italy with his body airbrushed onto herself.

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  1. Paris Hilton
    theboner
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    nice tits

  2. Deena Cortese
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    The Italian game “Find the American” is really going to be dumbed down this TV season.

    • fo sho

      The flip flops, the apron sold at kiosks all over the center of Florence, the shorts (I’m assuming), the map: even a blind nona would shriek as it rumbled closer.

  3. Deena Cortese
    Cock Dr
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    *head explodes from juxtaposition of images*
    Ow, another hurtful image.

  4. The Situation
    loeber
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    Gimpy fucked up fingers…

  5. Rebecca Romijn
    Cock Dr
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    Botoxed to the limit.

  6. Amber Rose
    Cock Dr
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    Please do not come near me with that mouth. It’s been to some awful places.

  7. anonymoose

    is that demi moore?

  8. Udo Kier
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    No Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE….

  9. Goldie Hawn
    Cock Dr
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    So sun damaged.
    This is what tanning does to fair skinned folks. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

  10. Molly Sims
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    I forgot it was Greasy Grandma Wednesday, so this caught me by surprise.

  11. Deena Cortese
    Fart Barfuncle
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    I don’t see a problem here. What, the penis? For fuck’s sake, it’s Italy, no one gives a shit.

  12. Amber Rose
    TomFrank
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    Red contacts? Are you sure she’s not remaking An American Werewolf in London? I mean, look at the hair sprouting out of her head!

  13. Deena Cortese
    It had to be said
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    So, I thought Italy was an American ally, but now I see we are returning all of their gifts and I think we are about to break up.

  14. Paris Hilton
    Fart Barfuncle
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    She’s like a beignet: Empty on the inside, blonde on the outside.

  15. Jessica Szohr
    Cock Dr
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    Second orange subject in todaze lineup.
    Is that 5:00 shadow under the pit?
    I could check the full sized photo, but I’m just not that curious. Next!

  16. Minka Kelly
    It had to be said
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    I always wondered what kind of man names his daughter “Minka.” Somehow I expected him to look more like pimp, and less like a woman.

  17. Charlotte Gainsbourg
    Cock Dr
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    Need more shots of the shoes.

  18. Paris Hilton
    It had to be said
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    Nice cheek. Take a shave, ho. Oh, and nice tits.

  19. Molly Sims
    Richard McBeef
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    I could have swore she was hot once.

  20. Charlotte Gainsbourg
    Fart Barfuncle
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    I’m waiting for the ping pong balls to fall out.

  21. Rebecca Romijn
    It had to be said
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    She was so cool as Blair on Facts of Life.

  22. Gavin Rossdale
    Cock Dr
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    If they put it out on display like that damn straight it’s gonna get some looks.

  23. Gavin Rossdale
    TomFrank
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    That’s Gavin Rossdale? He’s got a pretty sweet ass for a dude.

  24. Amber Rose
    It had to be said
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    Is she about to breastfeed . . .something?

  25. Paris Hilton
    Knippy
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    Is this an “According to Jim” spinoff?

  26. Goldie Hawn
    It had to be said
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    She casts a shadow. Surprising.

  27. Molly Sims
    Coyote
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    Oh My God What Happened to Molly?

  28. Jessica Szohr
    It had to be said
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    Wow, she really had a great stylist. “I dunno, just wear whatever you came from the gym in.”

  29. Adam Lambert
    Cock Dr
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    Any one of those wardrobe elements would have been fine.
    Ya put them all together, and in DAYLIGHT no less, and a fashion nuclear meltdown takes place.

  30. Charlotte Gainsbourg
    It had to be said
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    Mademoiselle, please do not piss on ze sidewalk while ze Americains are here. Merci.

  31. Goldie Hawn
    Any Guy
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    just because you ‘can’ wear a slinky dress at 80, doesn’t mean you should. my EYES.

  32. Adam Lambert
    Fart Barfuncle
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    Very easily confused with a Jonas brother. Except for the fashion sense. And the, uh, the… openly gay factor. Come out of the closet boys, we’re all waiting.

  33. Charlotte Gainsbourg
    It had to be said
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    If I were doing a porn with Kiki I would squat over her just like this . . .

  34. Molly Sims
    Fart Barfuncle
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    Jezus, Steven Tyler looks like shit.

  35. The Situation
    It had to be said
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    Now THAT’S Italian!

  36. Ashlee Simpson
    It had to be said
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    Wow. Boy George really put himself back together! Good on you, Boy!

  37. The Situation
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    If you’re gonna smoke, smoke like a man with hands. Better yet,quit now while you’re ahead or should it be A HEAD.

  38. Adam Lambert
    It had to be said
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    Huh. I usually don’t dress better than the gays, but this time WIN for me!

  39. The Situation
    Ponkur
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    HA! And I thought his arms were hilarious. Those fingers are B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

  40. Ashlee Simpson
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    Papa, Don’t Preach!!

  41. Ashlee Simpson
    Ponkur
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    Is this her now obligatory faux-lesbian phase?

  42. Molly Sims
    TomFrank
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    “My client is the victim of makeup and weird lighting. And overexposure to the sun. And a bad sense of fashion. But it’s not like she’s a professional model or anyth—oh, wait.”

  43. Charlotte Gainsbourg
    Colin
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    Ah, the good-ol’ Wonder Woman man-stance.One of the leading causes of confused boners since 1941.

  44. Ashlee Simpson
    Zombie Kitty
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    Is that Sam Ronson’s boney claw on her arm?

  45. The Situation
    tmfvaughan
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    He looks like every gay boy I’ve ever danced with at Man Ray.

  46. Molly Sims
    Zombie Kitty
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    Wait until you see her face once she lets her hair down…. Like a chocolate bar in a shop window in the summer!

  47. Molly Sims
    Colin
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    She looks like she’s been crying. Maybe she looked in a mirror, or accidentally swallowed last time she ate.

  48. Deena Cortese
    cc
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    The whirring sound you here? That’s Leonardo Da Vinci spinning in his grave.

  49. Minka Kelly
    cc
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    Have more kids you sonofabitch! Please!

  50. Molly Sims
    hausdrache
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    Wow, Jane Lynch cleans up nicely.

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