The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.13

May 15th, 2013 // 401 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere for Star Trek Into Darkness, which LeVar Burton was totally down with. Aside from all that, there’s Reese & Jim‘s power lunch, Amber Rose just about back to her pre-baby disgustingly obese ass weight, and Governor Chris Christie explaining to Prince Harry how “Soon as construction’s complete, we’re gonna cover this whole area in hot fudge.”

Dolph Lundgren with a ponytail is the cherry on top,

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Luv Maria’s Juicy Caboosey

  2. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Reading Rainbow and a guest spot on Community gets you a lifetime pass in my book. Also being, by all accounts, a pretty good human being.

  3. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he hiding his boyfriend’s cock up in there?

  4. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless lice is of particular concern to this photographer, I’d say he is facing no real threat here.

  5. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank You photog.
    Was shuttering at the thought of seeing this upskirt.
    I still would have looked, on zoom even, but i would have been shuttering.

  6. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    Pole Revenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite your attempt to hide, that pole can still see you, Kanye.

  7. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a little douchebag, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.”

  8. Baz Luhrmann Carey Mulligan The Great Gatsby Cannes
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m completely shaven down there, wanna see?”

  9. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    BroManzier
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello? Which end do I sing into?

  10. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
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    Julie and Julia 2: Lesbians Get Take-Out

  11. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
    Not the King
    Commented on this photo:

    1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war, for the throne!

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Again? Really?
    I mean it is nice and all but she’s here it seems every damned day.

  13. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    “For queers only” fountains should be abolished!!!
    Not pictured—
    Kanye standing right behind him, RIGHT behind him.

  14. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    Commented on this photo:

    When he gets scared, he just sniffs Riccardo’s jacket and everything’s OK.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    I WOULD EAT THAT ASS WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI

  16. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (damn…do ah have cum on ma face??)

  17. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I thought she gave birth?

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Cue the jealous fat girl parade that always shows up for every picture of her.

  19. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t gonna end well.

  20. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
    Commented on this photo:

    Mummy, you need to meet Sir Jack Kevorkian. He does wonders with all sorts of diseases.

  21. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    Pathos Avenger
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    Dork Lundgren, more like it.

  22. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that bad that I just pictured blowing her up with dynamite with one of those old wooden box / t-handle ignitions that they use in the cartoons?

  23. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    When did he start hanging out with Bronson Pinchot?

  24. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    Pathos Avenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I know who he is, but who the hell is she? Maybe I should ask her.

  25. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight White Jeans
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    I know summer just started, BUT, I can’t wait for Labor Day.
    Maybe this beached whale will stop wearing white.

    • Liz

      seriously.. shutup. You’re such a hater! get a life. Shes gorgeous and her ass looks amazing in those. YOU’RE ALL FUCKING JEALOUS. it’s disgusting.

  26. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregant Belly Eduardo Cruz
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    EJECT!

    EJECT!

  27. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Could ALMOST feel sorry for this fathead. He will now be ensnared in Kardashian klan wheeling and dealing for at least 18 more years.

  28. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate your face.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    She’s not fat. But she’s gonna be.

  30. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
    Pathos Avenger
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    Tom is in the bushes around here, I just know it.

  31. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aw fuddlenuts!”

  32. Baz Luhrmann Carey Mulligan The Great Gatsby Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is your car parked around here?

  33. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    Commented on this photo:

    Because he’s never seen one in real life before.

  34. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
    Pathos Avenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She poops money! Wanna see?

  35. Chris Hemsworth Thor Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, just let it melt in the sun for the next two days and BAM!

    Nick Nolte.

  36.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Since no one has anything to say about this chick, how about the fact that Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar have a new comedy coming out next fall. Who would have thought that Sarah Michelle Gellar could be the second most annoying person in the cast?

  37. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet that photographer could kick his ass

  38. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit. Now I have to go watch BSG again.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight White Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, considering she’s having Kanye’s baby, her ass only looks a little fat and sloppy at this point.

    Oh.

  40. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Isnt she the one that went to sex parties with some Republican politician?

    • I think you might be thinking of Jeri Ryan from Star Trek: Voyager. When her ex-husband Jack Ryan was running in 2004 as the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Illinois, it came out that one of her reasons for divorcing him was his insistence on taking her to sex clubs. The whole thing led Ryan to withdraw from the race, giving his opponent, a State Senator named Barack Obama, a clear path to winning in November. So assured was his victory that the Democrats let him give the keynote address at the party convention that year, boosting his political career into the stratosphere, and of course, leading to his successful bid for the Presidency four years later.

      So in a way, we have Jeri Ryan to thank for Barack Obama’s presidency. And I have a big poster of her up on my wall to which I regularly masturbate to show my gratitude for that accomplishment. Okay, that’s not really true. I don’t need a reason to masturbate to Jeri Ryan.

  41. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Saw Kris, tried to hide gold chain and teeth.

  42. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Man, you look just like Ike Turner. Can I sit by you? That dude is my hero.’

  43. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Crime Stinks, the smell of penetration.

  44. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the deal with old, washed up actors walking around in blindingly colored shoes this week?

  45. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Harry, my favorite restaurant used to be right here.
    And there.
    And over there too.

  46. Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Victoria Secret What Is Sexy 2013
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s waving at me. Hi Adriana! Hi.

  47. Baz Luhrmann Carey Mulligan The Great Gatsby Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Nicole Kidman?”

  48. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Sabado Gigante
    Commented on this photo:

    HaaaaaaaaaamBURGER!

  49. Adam Lambert Pants Tucked Into Boots Nylon Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thwing!”

  50.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sparklepants!

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