The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

April 9th, 2014 // 352 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrity nudity for a living, I can tell you that there’s just no way they’re all going to end up alright. Seriously, to anyone out there contemplating a fourth or just leaving it to chance, I can tell you from experience that police, dead pets, and paying for unused community college credits are all in your very near future.

This has been a Superfical Public Service Announcement,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why yes, I am sponsored by Levi’s. How did you know?”

  2. Jonah Hill
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    “…Hmmm, I wonder if this would be a great place to masturbate in public?…”

  3. Christina Milian Nipple Pasties No Bra See Through Shirt Boyfriend Jas Prince
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    When did Christina grow a penis?

  4. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    God she s awesome!

  5. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
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    I think this family would just be the best to hang out with. Like the opposite of Gwyneth Paltrow; this would make for fun holidays.

  6. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    MFer
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    Nice dress.

  7. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
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    Oh god, are they our Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? Like one is young and hot and the other is douchey and hard to take seriously.

  8.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Seeing the two strong, nimble, well-built men take control of their smaller opponent, they both thought of exactly same words: “Double team.” But they weren’t thinking of exactly the same thing.

  9. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    CK
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    If only Mariah would let him hang out with other black guys, this shit would stop real quick.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes I see a pregnant woman and I’m amazed by the beauty of the female body and the circle of life.

    Other times, I just see a gigantic sea cow and think, “My god, we’re all doomed.”

  11.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
    Don Draper's Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god I’ve made a mistake. Yeah she’s still hot but how long is that gonna last? Jesus, my manager told me to get a pre-nup. Stupid, Jason, stupid! There’s so much pie out there!

  12. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    anonymous
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    She gives off crazy with her arms wrapped around an inflatable swan’s neck too.

  13. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey…Hey… This is my “I don’t give a fuck about Toby Maguire” face!”

  14. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Robb7
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    I’m waiting for the day when this skinny, little douche gets his white ass crushed by some angry black guys are tired of his shit. I just want him dropped in Bed Stuy for just an hour — without his body guards!

  15. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    Fuck…she always looks like a bitch…..in every damn pic. Every damn one of them.

  16. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve apologized for this but God I would, I would, so hard.

  17. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    “This one is mine ….. and this one is mine … and-’

  18. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
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    So…that’s a wiener, right? I mean, we’re going to talk about the wiener,…right?

  19. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    Crazy or not, she’s all kinds of fuckable.

  20. Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    Ya, she’s got a ridiculously nice body.

  21. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck a duck

  22. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Commented on this photo:

    So Nick, How did Mariah react to you banging Kim?

  23. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
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    This chick must have really been holding it in

  24. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s either floating on a magic carpet, or this shot is taken from overhead.

    Either way, I’d cum on her face.

  25. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Boy hair = fail

  26. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Sell them to me, sell me your children

  27. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, slow down B-Dawg, remember what happened last time you was in Miami, yo.

  28. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Tyler, Mr. Tyler, sign my athletic cup!

  29. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Vlad
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    The Bride of Mariahstein

  30. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Nutter Butter
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    Dope hat, my son (fist bump)

  31. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, hello random guy, how you doin’?

  32. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    Commented on this photo:

    You can take the girl out of Texas, but what’s the point.

  33. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’s Andy? Have you seen this puddle?!?”

  34. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    “No, I’m not her mommy! But she did call me to come and get her.”

  35. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    1. Sad trombone.
    2. Charlie Brown music from ‘Arrested Development’.

  36. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    He don’t look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

  37. Uma Thurman 2014 Room To Grow Gala
    hamtime
    Commented on this photo:

    Sigh, Dangerous Liaisons was such a long time ago

  38. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Nut bra
    Commented on this photo:

    When Pope Francis sits in his holy shopping cart…..

    Make sure you steer it clear of the “merchandise”..

  39. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I choose you Pikachu”

  40. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact that she looks that unhappy makes me oddly aroused.

  41. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Nut bra
    Commented on this photo:

    Skinny chicken legs, skinny chicken wings…….dis how…

    NO.

  42. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus…how pregnant is she? 14…15 months?

  43. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
    Nut bra
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    What happens if she lets go?

  44. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Ohyeshedid
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    Reverse skid mark.

  45. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Why can’t you be more like John Lennon?

    Do you want me to be a singer, Mommy?

    No, dead.

  46. Uma Thurman 2014 Room To Grow Gala
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Her lower jaw actually unhinges … just like a python’s … but not as attractive.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    There’s a freaking mini-Hammaconda almost coming out the front left leg of her shorts …

    … which makes this whole “Brandi Glanville Death Match” thing FINALLY make sense.

  48. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we SURE this isn’t an undercover Fashion Police bust forwearing that outfit?

  49.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    $10 bucks says the Snails kid eats it

  50. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks to the roofie, Olivia won’t remember anything that happens after this photo was taken …… just like every other night.

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