The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.6.11

April 6th, 2011 // 396 Comments

Huh. So he really is a child-eating agent of Satan. Guess I owe Katy Perry’s mom that dollar.

Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed culled from the finest paparazzi in all the land: David Beckham has a new best friend. Ashley Judd is not aging well, so she’s gonna want to avoid looking at Christie Brinkley. Chloe Moretz can fly and, alright, who reanimated Brittany Murphy’s corpse and sent it to a movie premiere? Was it those singing penguins again? Because murdering her aside, you gotta admit this was funny.

Pleasantly guffawing,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Penis

    Penis!

  2. David Beckham
    Amber
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    This is disturbing.

  3. Jesse Tyler Ferfuson
    Amber
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, this is disturbing too.

  4. Ashley Judd
    Amber
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    What’s the white stuff around her eyes?

  5. Greta Gerwig
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    Holy shit nuggets did you ever nail that one.

  6. Russell Brand
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Lack of sex and drugs has turned him to eating children. Damn, that poor bastard.

  7. Greta Gerwig
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    Holy shit nuggets, nail on head

  8. Ashley Judd
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean it was only her career that died and not her? Huh. Who knew

  9. Juliette Lewis
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    damn thats alot of forehead… do they have a hair club for woman?…she is going to need it soon!!

  10. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    So Russel Brand is Catholic?

  11. Joe Jonas
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    That’s the most normal “The Situation” has ever looked.

  12. Christie Brinkley
    Keyser Ballsy
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    She was my first..

    woman I jerked off to when I was a wee lad of 13.

  13. Juliette Lewis
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    She is sooooo hot. And by soooo hot, I mean makes me want to stick my dick in a meat grinder.

  14. Ashley Judd
    Flower
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    Looks like she had the same makeup artist who painted Nicole Kidman a whiter shade of pale. That, or she got careless with the lines before the photo op.

  15. Juliette Lewis
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    At least the bikini distracted you from that “face.”

  16. Russell Brand
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    “I SAID, MY MOVIE COMES OUT NEXT WEEK!” Oh, you’re deaf? Whoops…

  17. Ashley Judd
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    time to fire her make up person

  18. Jesse Tyler Ferfuson
    theTruth
    Commented on this photo:

    gay

  19. David Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    I never thought David Beckham would be the more three-dimensional one in a photo of 2 celebrities.

  20. Katie Holmes
    Flower
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    Tommyknockers….

  21. Greta Gerwig
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    Holy shit! It’s the ghost of Brittany Murphy

  22. Mooty

    “DON’T EVER GET MARRIED!”

  23. Jesse Tyler Ferfuson
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    That blind fella sure is in for a surprise….

  24. David Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s been sitting there with him ever since that picture of Bieber playing soccer came out.

  25. Christopher Walken
    Commented on this photo:

    If anyone even thinks of making fun of Walken you will be smited. Or smitted. God will fuck yo shit up.

  26. Ashley Judd
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    I was at that signing but I saw she had a stunt double signing books so I bailed.

  27. Jesse Tyler Ferfuson
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    This picture makes me want to stop listening to Radiohead for a while.

  28. Ashley Judd
    Commented on this photo:

    When the “after” looks like this, don’t hold your “before” picture in public.

  29. …the other white meat.

  30. Christie Brinkley
    TomFrank
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    I don’t care how much work she’s had done, she looks damn good for 57.

  31. Jesse Tyler Ferfuson
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    whats going on today….first man ass and now this

  32. Russell Brand
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    It’s too bad Russell didn’t get that part playing Wonder Woman, he already has his own golden lasso.

  33. Christie Brinkley
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy damn, she still looks good.

  34. Chloe Moritz
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I am totally confused. Who the fuck is Chloe Moritz?

  35. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    There was probably a time when she looked cute making a face like this.

  36. Zachary Quinto
    It had to be said
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    First Chris Noth’s balls, now some random homeless beach dude. What’s going on here?

  37. Jayde Nicole
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I think her pony tail is pulled a little too tight on her right side . . .

  38. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    Leaked photo of the Tall Man from the upcoming Phantasm reboot.

  39. David Beckham
    Colin
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    David has terrible taste in women, but at least this one has more meat on her than Posh.

  40. Katie Holmes
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, so the Scientologists were right about the aliens living inside her?

  41. Greta Gerwig
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    oh, goodness!

  42. Greta Gerwig
    frankw
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT is some spooky shit…

  43. Jayde Nicole
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hate being all strokey!”

  44. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, I want to give her my sharpie too.

  45. Joe Jonas
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a shirt or a trash bag? Maybe he’s straight after a– HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up.

  46. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    If he’s got a glove on that other hand it’s time to call Father Damien Karras.

  47. Ashley Judd
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see that Ashley Judd is starting to lose the battle against her DNA as she begins the transition into Wynonna.

  48. Juliette Lewis
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s only a dozen cats away from looking like a homeless chick with a dozen cats.

  49. Zachary Quinto
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, looks like Joe Jonas’s workout worked fast!

  50. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Not shown: The following shot where she uses that heel to break a window and storms out yelling expletives.

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