Huh. So he really is a child-eating agent of Satan. Guess I owe Katy Perry’s mom that dollar.
Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed culled from the finest paparazzi in all the land: David Beckham has a new best friend. Ashley Judd is not aging well, so she’s gonna want to avoid looking at Christie Brinkley. Chloe Moretz can fly and, alright, who reanimated Brittany Murphy’s corpse and sent it to a movie premiere? Was it those singing penguins again? Because murdering her aside, you gotta admit this was funny.
- The Superficial