Huh. So he really is a child-eating agent of Satan. Guess I owe Katy Perry’s mom that dollar.
Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed culled from the finest paparazzi in all the land: David Beckham has a new best friend. Ashley Judd is not aging well, so she’s gonna want to avoid looking at Christie Brinkley. Chloe Moretz can fly and, alright, who reanimated Brittany Murphy’s corpse and sent it to a movie premiere? Was it those singing penguins again? Because murdering her aside, you gotta admit this was funny.
Pleasantly guffawing,
- The Superficial
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Penis!
Oh funny you!!!
Jennifer has long ride for sexy purse! ~~spammers suck hair y meat nug gets * c0m~~.
This is disturbing.
Hmm, this is disturbing too.
What’s the white stuff around her eyes?
One side it’s bitterness; on the other side, Splenda.
Pretty sure those are skin cells from Kathy Griffin’s inner thighs
she must have hired the same makeup artist that did Uma Thurman
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Holy shit nuggets did you ever nail that one.
Lack of sex and drugs has turned him to eating children. Damn, that poor bastard.
Holy shit nuggets, nail on head
You mean it was only her career that died and not her? Huh. Who knew
damn thats alot of forehead… do they have a hair club for woman?…she is going to need it soon!!
So Russel Brand is Catholic?
That’s the most normal “The Situation” has ever looked.
She was my first..
woman I jerked off to when I was a wee lad of 13.
and I assume you dropped out of school the following year??
Yes. They discriminated against the blind with hairy palms.
Ha Ha, your old dude. Go take your viagra and jerk off like old times.
She is sooooo hot. And by soooo hot, I mean makes me want to stick my dick in a meat grinder.
Looks like she had the same makeup artist who painted Nicole Kidman a whiter shade of pale. That, or she got careless with the lines before the photo op.
At least the bikini distracted you from that “face.”
“I SAID, MY MOVIE COMES OUT NEXT WEEK!” Oh, you’re deaf? Whoops…
time to fire her make up person
gay
I never thought David Beckham would be the more three-dimensional one in a photo of 2 celebrities.
Tommyknockers….
Holy shit! It’s the ghost of Brittany Murphy
spooky…
dead ringer.
Geez, I was going to say the same. Although I’d say it’s more of a zombie than a ghost. Quite creepy..
“DON’T EVER GET MARRIED!”
That blind fella sure is in for a surprise….
win!
LOL, good one
+1
He’s been sitting there with him ever since that picture of Bieber playing soccer came out.
If anyone even thinks of making fun of Walken you will be smited. Or smitted. God will fuck yo shit up.
I was at that signing but I saw she had a stunt double signing books so I bailed.
This picture makes me want to stop listening to Radiohead for a while.
HAHAAAAHAbrilliant!!!!
When the “after” looks like this, don’t hold your “before” picture in public.
…the other white meat.
I don’t care how much work she’s had done, she looks damn good for 57.
whats going on today….first man ass and now this
It’s too bad Russell didn’t get that part playing Wonder Woman, he already has his own golden lasso.
Holy damn, she still looks good.
Wow, I am totally confused. Who the fuck is Chloe Moritz?
She’s the girl in the picture.
Nuh-uh… it’s Chloe Moretz.
Or some kind of magical jumping coat, I don’t know. With all the balls and homeless people on the site today, it wouldn’t surprise me.
There was probably a time when she looked cute making a face like this.
First Chris Noth’s balls, now some random homeless beach dude. What’s going on here?
I think her pony tail is pulled a little too tight on her right side . . .
Leaked photo of the Tall Man from the upcoming Phantasm reboot.
David has terrible taste in women, but at least this one has more meat on her than Posh.
Wait, so the Scientologists were right about the aliens living inside her?
Hahahahahaha
oh, goodness!
THAT is some spooky shit…
“I hate being all strokey!”
wow, I want to give her my sharpie too.
@ ick-abod
Did you go to Washburn University?
wait you know what those look like right
Is that a shirt or a trash bag? Maybe he’s straight after a– HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up.
If he’s got a glove on that other hand it’s time to call Father Damien Karras.
You can see that Ashley Judd is starting to lose the battle against her DNA as she begins the transition into Wynonna.
She’s only a dozen cats away from looking like a homeless chick with a dozen cats.
Whoa, looks like Joe Jonas’s workout worked fast!
Not shown: The following shot where she uses that heel to break a window and storms out yelling expletives.