The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.3.13
“You ever dance with the devil in the pa– You know what? I’m talking about sex. I’d like to pay you both for sex.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I just want to start out by saying I really do shoot for variety with this thing, but when a certain British soccer legend places his crotch oddly into the faces of others in exactly the way that I do not at all pray for nightly, then I just have to include him. It’s the same way I’m always targeting Shia LaBeouf, but again, you dress like hipster Paulie Walnuts, you go in TCWM. There’s also Rob Kardashian proving that whores still love money, even if there’s only a chance your pornstar sister might lend you some, the Lindsay Lohan trash portrait that has less bacteria in it than the real thing, and finally, Aaron Eckhart just now realizing that “I had your mother for lunch,” is not a Scottish colloquialism.
We get it, Tom Hardy, you’re fucking awesome,
- Photo Boy