The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13

April 24th, 2013 // 493 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for him to star in, Bill Clinton with who I initially thought was Aaron Sorkin and now wonder who would be more offended by that mix-up, as well as Bryan Cranston expressing with his face more than I could ever say in words, but I’ll try anyway “Wow, what an annoying twat.” Then there’s Jenelle Evans‘ mugshot for the arrest that might finally teach her a less–HAHAHAHA! No, it won’t do anything like that and finally Billy Ray Cyrus wearing Travolta’s wig on his face.

I’ve done it, you guys, I’ve found the definitive there’s always a black guy saying it all with his eyes. I can die now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    I’m sure this picture will be a crucial piece of evidence in identifying her brutal murderer.

  2. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    I’m in a glass case of emotions. Everytime I get excited about her, I get scared of him.

  3. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
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    And he wonders why he got that hernia

  4. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    I’ve got a bad feeling she has labial talons.

  5. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    Amazing Spider crotch.

  6. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    Why does this bitch look so um…crabby?

  7. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
    FattyFatty2X4
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    She really needs to lay off the salt.

  8. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
    LtDansLeftFoot
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    Is it just me or does Mike Myers look like a Canadian Kim Jong Il?

  9. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    Face it, your face’s fucked.

  10. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    She looks like a million bucks…worth of lip injections.

  11. January Jones Mad-ness Returns To The Paley Center
    FattyFatty2X4
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    This pic should keep the ladies from having babies

  12. Tom Wopat Hat The Trip To Bountiful Opening Night Broadway
    FattyFatty2X4
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    When did he turn into Boss Hogg?

  13. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    Photographer: “Okay Jaden that one was great, but for this next shot could you try to look a little more like you’d rather be anywhere else but here?”

  14. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Holy Christ!
    Just…..
    Holy Christ!

  15. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    I’ve never seen fake tits attached to the stomach muscles before.

  16. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
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    Nothing I could say here would be as low as she looks in this photo.

  17. Cady McClain Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
    Hedgehog
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    the cleavage fork fascinates me

  18. Chiara Francini Cleavage Aggratis
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I really need to look at that mole a bit closer

  19. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    So… Taking things in a new direction isn’t always a good thing….

  20. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Leggings under capri pants, striped socks and nurses’ shoes? Wow, I guess the “dork” ensemble really does cross all cultural and racial lines.

  21. JWoww Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
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    Because who doesn’t know better about only having One Life To Live than a person named JWOWWW.

  22. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    Didn’t he learn from his movie? Replacing a cat with a druggie version from the pound is not the same thing…

  23. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    With huge package, comes great responsibility.

  24. Miley Cyrus Nipple No Bra Butt Tight Jeans
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    What the hell happened to that poor young man’s ass? It’s as if someone sliced it right off!

  25. Britney Spears Butt Yoga Pants
    krunchyfrog
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    Quick someone superimpose that famous bigfoot photo… I think we got a match!

  26. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Fresh
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    Jayden thinking parents just don’t understand.

  27. Hilary Duff Cleavage Yoga Pants
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Mind the Gap

  28. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
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    I always wondered what Jay Leno would look like if he grew a beard. And dyed it unnaturally dark brown. And borrowed a pelt from a weasel to put on his head.

  29. Miley Cyrus Nipple No Bra Butt Tight Jeans
    DeucePickle
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    So the rest of my ass is here in the jungle?

  30. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    I bought you a gun rack

  31. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    They just passed by a mirror and he got caught looking.
    I will fight anyone who says different…

  32. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Where does one find Underoos in that size?

  33. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
    lily
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    trash.

  34. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
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    “Kimmel, how many more pics do we have to take with this chubby dude?”

  35. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    lily
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    its never good when your boyfriend is prettier than you.

  36. Tom Wopat Hat The Trip To Bountiful Opening Night Broadway
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    Somebody’s been boxing.

  37. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
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    I am pretty sure I would empty my intestines if he was lying still and all of a sudden did that pose…

  38. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
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    And people wonder what happened to the Lakers.

  39. Ron White Bill Clinton Bridegroom Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    Hmm
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    Why am I craving tater salad and a cigar?

  40. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    You meowin’ to me? You meowin’ to me?

  41. Rita Ora Cleavage Instagram
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    Not pictured: Rob Kardashian drunk and eating Twinkies begging her to take him back…

  42. Sylvie Van der Vaart Bra Cleavage
    lily
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    she looks like amber heard

  43. January Jones Mad-ness Returns To The Paley Center
    Ugh
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    Renee Zellweger is looking better these days.

  44. Ron White Bill Clinton Bridegroom Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    Annual meeting of the cigar aficionados association? I wonder where Bill is keeping his… oh.. never mind…

  45. Samantha Mumba Huge Butt Tight Leather Skirt Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival
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    Because nothing says “Old Hollywood” like a hot young woman of color in skin-tight lycra and tennis shoes.

  46. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Carrot Top is looking much better now that he’s gotten off the steroids.

  47. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
    Yea Baby
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    Wang! Stop chopping your broccoli and pay attention!

  48. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    “Still don’t see him? I’m pointing at the pap right now! What? I didn’t mean with my fingers…”

  49. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
    CrashHell
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    I have nipples Bob, can you milk me?

  50. Nick Nolte Red Face White Beard Man Purse
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Even the abandoned dog refuses to look at him.

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