The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.17.13

April 17th, 2013 // 383 Comments

Welcome to a very hearty Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a wide variety of WTFuckery including old favorites like Sarah Jessica Parker‘s corpse hooves, Jason Alexander only without his rug this time and Sharon Stone describing her boyfriend’s face that time she wanted the lights left on. We’ve also got a few newcomers, like whoever this chick is who’s getting hilariously fondled by Kevin Hart and Lara Flynn Boyle, who granted, has been in this feature before, but most of her new swollen face parts probably haven’t, so that counts.

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  1. Heather Graham Cleavage At Any Price Premiere
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    Go Rollergirl! She looks ageless.

  2. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
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    She’s walking under an ultraviolet light.

  3. Richard Gere Wiping Mouth 19th Annual City Harvest An Evening Of Practical Magic
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    One bead for each hamster.

  4. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
    Dr. Jones
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    Jem & the Holagrams!

  5. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
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    Innocent kids get blown up and this shitbag is a millionaire. What a world.

  6. Nicole Kidman Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Australia
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    . . . many facelifts ago. Doesn’t look like her.

  7. Matthew Perry Fat Face Sticking Out Tongue
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    Could I *BE* any more derp?

  8. Jason Alexander Bald No Hair Piece Heat Set
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    Yes, thanks officer. I need to report a theft. Yeah, my hair. Someone stole my hair.

  9. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
    Jane
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    I wonder if I could tattoo myself a bigger dick?

  10. Gabrielle Union Butt Tight Pantssuit BET Upfronts
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    Stupid pose.

  11. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
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    Still one of the best looking women in Hollyweird.

  12. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
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    Would Not Hit-Girl.

  13. Coolio Mugshot Devil Horn Braids Alleged Assault On Girlfriend
    Mohambi Johnson
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    Apparently Coolio was on his way to a video shoot for the immensely popular 90′s hit “Me so horny.”

  14. Nicole Kidman Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Australia
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    That’s too lifelike to look like her

  15. Heather Graham Cleavage At Any Price Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Heather Graham seen in a furious argument with Amanda Bynes as to whether it’s duck season or “wabbit” season.

  16. Coolio Mugshot Devil Horn Braids Alleged Assault On Girlfriend
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I believe his defense argument at the trial is going to be, “Do I really look like I could have a girlfriend?”

  17. Aaron Carter Ridiculous Clothes
    ThisWillHurt
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    Get a good look, Justin Bieber. That’s you in five years.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Calzedonia Show Forever Together
    alex
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    Is that Mr. Spock reaching in from off-screen to give her the Vulcan mind meld? Because if not, those are some nasty ass claws she’s got going there.

  19. Coolio Mugshot Devil Horn Braids Alleged Assault On Girlfriend
    Frank Burns
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    M-I-C, K-E-Y, A-B-U-S-E

  20. Sharon Stone Streching Out Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her plastic surgeon calls this option the “Joan Rivers”.

  21. Maria Fowler Bikini Twitter
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    Hey, look at this dog poop I almost stepped in!

  22. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    thought it was Avril Lavigne. sorry Avril for thinking you are a washed out porn star.

  23. Nicole Kidman Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Australia
    ThisWillHurt
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    If you think this looks exactly like Nicole Kidman herself, it’s because they used actual plastic from her face to make this figure look so un-life-like.

  24. Sharon Stone Streching Out Face
    Tiggles
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    “So if I just hold my hands here the rest of my life, I’ll never need to pay for plastic surgery again.”

  25. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
    emma watson's vagina
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    nothing to see here folks. just move right along.

  26. Uma Thurman Post Pregnancy Weight
    rican
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    Now what do you call THAT type of camel toe?

  27. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
    ThisWillHurt
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    Channeling Michael Jackson in all the wrong ways.

  28. Mira Sorvino Legs Minidress Frozen Face Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    At 45 a doable MILF.

  29. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
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    She looks like she just got her wisdom teeth removed.

  30. Jane Levy Nipples Tight Dress Evil Dead Screening
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    always wondered what Rose McGowan would look like if she were still hot.

  31. Heather Locklear Cleavage
    emma watson's vagina
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    still hot.

  32. Maria Fowler Bikini Twitter
    Frank Burns
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    Thanks Maria, keep up the good work.

  33. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  34. Jason Alexander Bald No Hair Piece Heat Set
    huh?
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    wow…now that’s one hell of a fart

  35. Maria Fowler Bikini Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    You’re supposed to swallow that. Didn’t your stepdad teach you anything?

  36. Sean Bean Hopper Penn Sixto Sugar Man Rodriguez Concert
    alex
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    what a fucking scumbag this guy turned out to be.

  37. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
    PJ Bandit
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    I know… I know… Let’s get this concert done then I’ll beat Rihanna for you. I know you like that.

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Calzedonia Show Forever Together
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Photo Boy really hates us. No other explanation.

  39. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Getting dumped by Michelle Williams causes men to do hazardous activities like riding a douchebike or hanging out with the Olsen twins.

  40. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
    Cock Dr
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    Adult entertainment super stardom just ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

  41. Jenna Jameson Purple Hair Cleavage Halter Top
    ThisWillHurt
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    And here I thought Kelly Osbourne was above plastic surgery. You think you know someone.

  42. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Shirtless DJ ProStyle Birthday Bash
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Some free publicity for Polo Ralph Lauren. They’ll be pleased?

  43. Nicole Kidman Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Australia
    poopy
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    I was actually going to say she doesn’t look so rigid anymore. Oh my god. A statue looks more real than her actual face. Sad.

  44. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Spandex Dress Garden Of Dreams Foundation Talent Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I fight for the Users.”

  45. Amy Childs Butt Yoga Pants Virgin London Marathon
    gnarla
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    Fart runner?

  46. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
    BP
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    She looks a lot like Lara Flynn Boyle!

  47. Matthew Perry Fat Face Sticking Out Tongue
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Girls in background don’t seem convinced it’s him.

  48. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
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    Gandalf the Black (tar).

  49. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Calzedonia Show Forever Together
    ThisWillHurt
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    Very clever to make a salt-lick into a ring. Very clever indeed.

  50. Jane Levy Nipples Tight Dress Evil Dead Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whose going to be the first idiot to say something about the carpet matching the drapes?

    Oh damn.

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