The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.10.12

April 10th, 2013 // 421 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that, yes I’m aware, sits a few posts up from a slew of Kate Upton bikini pics. So, if you manage to stop hilariously pretending she’s fat in any way and denying that you’d take a potato peeler to your nuts for a chance to motorboat that, then take a ganders at today’s TCWM. We’ve got Big Sean giving us a subtle message about his relationship with Naya Rivera, as well as Tom Sizemore not understanding that ‘miracle’ does not mean ‘killing the hooker before she can dial 911,’ and finally, Kevin Farley sporting the look of pure ecstasy mixed with agonizing personal restraint that any man would have in his situation.

Hey, Robin Thicke, welcome to the Fuck You Right In The Face Club,

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  1. Olga Kurylenko Ben Affleck Rachel McAdams To The Wonder Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I see several black eyes in Ben Affleck’s future.

  2. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
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    Who and who?

  3. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who’s going to tell Rebel Wilson she has bird shit on her face?

  4. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress 42 Premiere
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    Topographic!

  5. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
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    I get the feeling that the Google search on these two should wait until I’m on my computer at home.

  6. Al Pacino Messy Hair Scarf
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    Russel Brand’s long lost father?

  7. David Arquette Whores World Wrestling Championship Belt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was almost certain this was a Corey Feldman picture. I’m going to keep thinking that anyway.

  8. Chelsea Handler Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Pass…

  9. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
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    Big veiny fakers … *yawn*

  10. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress 42 Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    42 is the number of times I tried to whack off to Alyssa while hoping Tony Danza and Judith Light wouldn’t come into the scene.

  11. Billy Idol Eric Roberts CSI Set
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    Goddamn, Pink and Miley Cyrus look more like Billy Idol than Billy fucking Idol looks like Billy Idol.

  12. Tom Sizemore Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is there any way there was more than 3 people at this “book” signing?

  13. Stephy C Playboy Cyber Girl Birthday Celebration Lure Nightclub
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    Heppy C

  14. Paula Patton Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Any ass that apparently stops 2 kids from cutting bike locks and stealing bikes is a great ass.

  15. Tom Sizemore Book Signing
    joe
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    I really hope this guy’s got his shit together.

    Also —

    Did someone say Whizzinator?

  16. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
    JennywithaY
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    I really should stop drinking so early and the day. Lindsay Lohan looks all weird and there are two of her.

  17. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage Veep Season Two Premiere
    joe
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    My Girl showing off her girls.

  18. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Heart Calgon Beaty Campaign
    AC
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    I wish I had a superdeform version of myself to go to all my D-list events like Mila Kunis does.

  19. David Arquette Whores World Wrestling Championship Belt
    Officelinebacker
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    If you were to sleep with David Arquette and non have a substance abuse problem I feel very bad for you. At least then you might be able to blame it on heroin or whatever Lil Wayne is on these days.

  20. Rachel Robinson Dress 42 Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was going to make a joke about Chris Brown, but I’m not going to disrespect Jackie Robinson like that.

  21. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
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    It looks like the dotted lines plastic surgeons make before they start cutting.

  22. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
    Joe Blow
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    Who knew cankles could cause measles?

  23. Tom Sizemore Book Signing
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    To preempt half of the postings this picture will generate:

    –Insert Jon Hamm joke here.–

  24. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
    Toe Jam
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    Yes, please.

  25. Robert Downey Jr. Sir Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Photocall Moscow
    JennywithaY
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    Sears Portrait Studio has really updated their look since I was a kid.

  26. Nicole Richie Cleavage Boob Window Jimmy Kimmel Live
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m fairly certain that Paris Hilton is driving that truck.

  27. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
    Rob
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    Cut Kelly Clarkson some slack, all women should hope to look this good at 50.
    … what’s that? She’s THIRTY?? Fuck. Well still, in her defense, she’s a mother. Who has time to work out and eat right when you’re chasing around 5 kids?
    … what? No kids? Wow. Not even married? Well that makes sense, she’s fat as fuck.

  28. David Arquette Whores World Wrestling Championship Belt
    Joe Blow
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    What’s that belt? The award for Doofus Outfit of the Month”?

  29. Al Pacino Messy Hair Scarf
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    If this weren’t recognizably Al Pacino, police would already be combing the river for the body he killed and lifted the scarf and jacket from.

  30. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
    amanda
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    if you combined these 2 you would have Lindsey Lohan back when she was hot

  31. Gary Cole Porno Moustache Veep Season Two Premiere
    joe
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    Looks like Milton went from arson to knee-capping.

  32. Stephy C Playboy Cyber Girl Birthday Celebration Lure Nightclub
    Sheppy
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    So there’s no doubt how she likes it then.

  33. Harrison Ford Chadwick Boseman 106 & Park
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    “So, when that Nazi guy’s face melted off, it must have been really hot on the set. How did you cope?”

    “…”

  34. Olga Kurylenko Ben Affleck Rachel McAdams To The Wonder Premiere
    JennywithaY
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    So we’re just going to ignore that Rachel McAdams is eye fucking the shit out of Ben Affleck?

    • Gin&Tonic

      it’s that weird thing that some chicks get around married men. like the fact that he’s been married for several means he isn’t a complete and total dick so she wants his complete and total… well, you get the idea

  35. Elizabeth Olsen Nipples
    Joe Blow
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    Still cold in New York, I see.

  36. Olga Kurylenko Ben Affleck Rachel McAdams To The Wonder Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    She’s looking at him, like…”Yes, Ben. Thats actual flesh your touching. Now, if you dont mind, remove it, before your wife wants a three-way”.

  37. Harrison Ford Chadwick Boseman 106 & Park
    Joe Blow
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    Harrison: I sometimes sing country music.

    Chadwick: We should make a record together!

  38. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
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    This seems like an awesome band? Reality show? Porno concept?

  39. David Arquette Whores World Wrestling Championship Belt
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    It’s sad, but he’s the best looking one in the group.

  40. Chelsea Handler Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “Yeah, this is Chelsea. Is that you, Vodka?”

  41. Kevin Farley Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    catapostrophe
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    Of what unbreakable, space-age material are her cellulite-compressing outfits constructed?

  42. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
    Toe Jam
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    She passed the tipping point, for me. She needs to loose like, at least 15 lbs, and she’d be back on my bangable list. (Com’n spell check…bangable is a word.)

    • Dude

      I think it’s hilarious that you’re angry at spell check. You should direct that anger toward whichever idiot taught you basic writing.

      • I still love you? ps: Your mom says hi.

      • Dude

        Sorry about that. I get a little angry when anyone mentions incorrect spelling, because I was home schooled by my father. I learned words like, penis, anus, mouth…often instructional. I would dress like a girl, and he’d call me Cindy. Anyway, what I’m saying is…I have anger issues.

    • Another example of how spellcheck can’t completely keep you from making spelling mistakes.

    • SMB

      …give TJ a break, he was just one O away from glory …and, yeah dude, i totally agree, except, she’s still on my bangable list (all she needs is bigger boobs…that would balance her out very nicely)

  43. Tom Sizemore Book Signing
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    Well hello, Mr. White.

  44. Kelly Clarkson Nipples Fat Weight Gain Tight Clothes
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    She’s doing performance capture for Kool-Aid commercials.

  45. Billy Idol Eric Roberts CSI Set
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    good teeth

  46. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
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    Daddy must be so proud.

  47. Kevin Farley Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    You know he’s thinking what every guy would be thinking…if I could only slide my hands down to that delicious butt, and grab two handfuls. That would be great.

  48. Big Sean Humping Naya Rivera Cleavage Tight Dress 42 Premiere
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    *Sigh* He’s behind me doing the hip-thrusting six-shooter thing again, isn’t he?

  49. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Boob Window Tyga Album Release Party
    Cock Dr
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    Marketing 101: get scantily clad women with big boobs to attend your album release party.

  50. Frankie Essex Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

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