The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13

March 27th, 2013 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Yeah, keep doing that, but now add in because she poses in front of people possibly dying in car crashes. Then take a lesson from Kimberly Snyder and don’t bang David Spade, who clearly indicated to her how many days he’s into his most recent outbreak. Finally, learn the Flying Assclap Of Death from Coco, so your man stops checking out every ass in his peripherals.

He won’t, but seriously, would it kill you to try something new? (Disclaimer: It might literally kill you to try this),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    She looks like quite the experienced sword puller.

  2. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    If she used her mouth, the whole anvil and base would come loose.

  3. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Driver passed out after getting a whif of her vagina.

  4. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Am I the only one that wants an upskirt on that? Just for research purposes.

  5. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    So bored with her and her pert Fraulein tits.

  6. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
    AweseomeTownie
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    Whew!! Is there a breeze here or am I getting the vapors?

  7. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
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    Oh, a retro pic. Back when her boobs were close to being that high.

  8. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
    j/k
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    The decision to wear that shirt braless, she’s Amy Genius.

  9. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
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    That awkward moment when you realize that Tom Cruise is shorter than all of the women at this event.

  10. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
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    She’s got a body like that and she’s flexible like a gymnast? She couldn’t get any more perfect if she tried.

  11. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re supposed to spit in your hand first! You’re not doing it right!”

  12. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
    George P Burdell
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    Did she have a baby or did she get to the buffet at Chilli’s before Jessica Simpson arrived?

  13. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    That’s a hell of a wreck. Also, that car is on it’s side.

  14. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    Cock Dr
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    She can probably crack walnuts with those mammoth cheeks.
    She can probably churn homemade ice cream with ‘em.
    I sense a CoCo reality TV show somewhere.

  15. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    David Spade rejects 2 input women.

  16. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    DeucePickle
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    I really hate this guy

  17. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    DeucePickle
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    “And now, to make these two fingers disappear !”

  18. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    I think he still needs to get a taller hat.

  19. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
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    Someone forgot his platform shoes!

  20. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    Nonnie Moose
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    She could pull on my sword any day. *sigh*

  21. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Cock Dr
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    A visual metaphor for 3rd millenium America.

  22. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Seriously, this is the best Riki Rachtman can do since Headbanger’s Ball got cancelled.

  23. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Every time I see a photo of this hooker I feel the urge to punch her in the face. What a shitty role model for her daughters.

  24. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Not a single person in the photo is looking at the Bertney statue.

  25. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    “For Fuck’s Sake Olivia, you’re not King Arthur!!!”

  26. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    nice legs

  27. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
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    “The pap said he’d do what in my ass?”

  28. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Mark B
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    “David, how many times total have you been relevant since leaving SNL?”

  29. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
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    Retro modeling pics – probably taken with vintage camera equipment. Time for Seal to freak the fuck out and break some shit in a loony fit of rage.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    “The pap said he’d do what in my ass?”

  31. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    All joking aside, this guy is the single creepiest human alive.

  32. Adriana Lima Side Boob Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    Lima Lama

  33. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Yawn is right.

  34. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    I’m pretty sure this one has more singing talent

  35. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
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    Ice-T has done pretty well for himself

  36. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
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    detox beauty foods? wtf, is he the ‘before’ and she’s the ‘after’?

  37. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    Senor Trout
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    You know you’re rich when your Sybian is gold-plated.

  38. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    She needs more botox.

  39. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    She must have an outstanding maid, being able to clean a glass patio door so thoroughly that poor Shauna doesn’t even see that its closed and walks right into it.

  40. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    I wonder just how much of the hate leveled against Jason Sudeikis is purely based on the fact that he’s fucking that?

    Fish already established that his penis is a necromancer. So it shouldn’t be a shock that he can bag chicks like that.

  41. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Not pictured: the bucket of chicken hidden behind it’s back

  42. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
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    I like it.

  43. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Looks like the garbage truck didn’t pick up the garbage this morning.

  44. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Techman
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    You could put that on stage instead of the real thing for one of her ‘concerts’ and no one would notice.

  45. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    “Just look at that ass ladies and gentlemen! When she first came to me she had an ass like two pieces of french toast. I simply used this disturbingly long syringe to remove fat from her stomach and inject it into her buttox. And now look! Round and tight and firm enough to hold this buttplug I’m about to insert into her! Ladies, wouldnt you like an ass like that? Guys, wouldnt you like your ladies to have an ass like that? Guys, wouldnt even some of you like to have an ass like that? Step right up and fill out a form, nurses are standing by!”

  46. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
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    I actually feel bad for the guy. There is no way in hell he envisioned his life to be like this one year ago.

  47. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Her ass has a pulse? Did he leave his watch in there?

  48. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    Please tell me I’m not the only one who started singing “I’m a Little Tea Pot.”

  49. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    JC
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    This picture is an accurate representation of his medical knowledge.

  50. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Naaa. He’s not gay or anything.

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