The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.23.11

March 23rd, 2011 // 336 Comments

I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.

And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.

Putting the shat in Shatner,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Snickers
    Commented on this photo:

    Elin Nordegren?

  2. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol u stole my thunder, fish.. he def just Shatner’d himself

  3. Joe Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am crrrushing your nuts..”

  4. William Shatner
    MrsEllis
    Commented on this photo:

    This time it’s literally the “crap we missed”.

  5. The Critical Crassness

    Shatner, looks like he just discovered they left the vodka out of his orange juice! Either that or he just shit his “Depends” full!

  6. boo-de-sac

    He def just shit hisself

  7. Joe Jonas
    BigJim
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like “Faces of meth” meets AIDS Awareness Week.

  8. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    boo-de-sac
    Commented on this photo:

    yet more proof makeup is evil

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “GAhhh AAAHHhhhhhhh. MY KNEES FEEL LIKE CRUSHED ROADKILL”

  10. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks lovely as a normal person. Never much cared for her before.

  11. Julianne Hough
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn thot it was lindsay. They look great~

  12. It's Pronounced

    Shite-ner.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    With that look on his face, all I could think of was the theme music for the Wicked Witch of the West.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    “How can bullshit walk?”

  15. Carrot Top
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy shit, Kevin Spacey has to stop going to those pot shops in Cali….

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    boo-de-sac
    Commented on this photo:

    “howw fahhh must I ride dees thing before I can chill wiss a plate of food and a fat spliff??”

  17. January Jones
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to roll her Yoga mat so that it DOESN’T look like a giant dildo.

  18. William Shatner
    BigJim
    Commented on this photo:

    Scotty, I need an emergency transport on this bowel movement… Now would be a good time, Scotty… Scotty?

  19. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    i heard he did dunk at least one

    • Deb

      “See? I can play with balls of all sizes. There’s something I can do besides beat on Rihanna. Talk about that.”

  20. Julianne Hough
    horn dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Arguably the cutest babe on the face of the planet

  21. Kevin Federline Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just wrap it all..”

  22. What…I’m 80 years old? oh shit…

  23. Kevin Federline Fat
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whaddya mean you don’t do supersize here?”

  24. Julianne Hough
    KWDragon
    Commented on this photo:

    She should not shop for clothes in the “Beyond” section. Oh wait, she’s dressed like Hilary Duff, so she must have shopped in the “Been” section.

  25. Kevin Federline Fat
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    ” *psst* ….you. yeah you at the counter. did you look at my job application ye *COUGH*…UH, YES, I’LL HAVE A VEGGIE DELIGHT ON WHEAT PLEASE”

  26. William Shatner
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    “How the hell am I going to kill this one and get away with it?!”

  27. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a version of Melanie Griffith that I could keep a boner going for.

  28. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    tits
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she was pretty. hmph.

  29. Carrot Top
    KWDragon
    Commented on this photo:

    Kathy Griffin is looking buff these days.

  30. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s an All Bran day, alright.

  31. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    For a second I thought Val Kilmer had just given up altogether..

  32. Tom Hanks
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the new movie a Phil Hartman bio-pic?

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Stretchpants are not her friend. Stretch sweaters…maybe.

  34. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, I’m Eric Skarsgard, and this is a public service announcement.”

  35. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean, that was really penis soup? like human penis?

  36. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, slow this down for a second. Brooklyn Decker has a face?

  37. Julianne Hough
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her in the bed, the bath AND the beyond (that’s the butt)

  38. Joe Jonas
    Jynx
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not gonna lie…that haircut/scruff is kind of hot. I didn’t recognize him.

  39. Joe Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    He must have heard Celine Dion’s going back to Vegas.

  40. Kevin Federline Fat
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, Britney called me ‘trailer trash’? Did she mean it in a good way?”

  41. Carrot Top
    Commented on this photo:

    …THIS is how close I am to punching you if you call me Ronald McDonald one more time.

  42. January Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got the legs of a flamingo

  43. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    William Shatner will hold his breath until you Name Your Own Price.

  44. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, Reese Witherspoon’s dad is fat Jack Bauer?

  45. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    So she got a Roomba and then fell asleep on the floor. Who hasn’t had to cut a robot out of their hair before?

  46. LA Juice

    Wow- hair does matter- Brooklyn Decker looks like Meg Ryan’s average plain looking daughter now… sad for all of those young-ish men out there shriveling up at tha visual. Quick run to your SI.

  47. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Reese Witherspoon know she’s adopted?

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Round these parts we call that face the “buffet bullseye”.

  49. Tom Hanks
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget about Tom Hanks, how big is that fucking tree?!

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    Elton John’s really getting in shape.

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