The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.16.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mariah Carey’s backup dancer’s shattered spine, Mickey Rourke’s shaved legs, Chris Brown screaming at a group of women, and Hilaria Baldwin letting her kid hold a screwdriver next to her eye. What could go wrong there? It’s not as though children flail their limbs around unpredictably to the point where you look a way for a millisecond and their foot is right in the shitty diaper. And now there’s a shit covered foot flicking said shit all over the place because there weren’t any wipes in the container. WHO THE FUCK USES THE LAST WIPE AND DOESN’T REFILL THE CONTAINER?! *vision turns red, punches through wall, sprints into woods*

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