The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.12.14

March 12th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman‘s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicken pot pie eating contest.

*Disclaimer* Corey Feldman‘s hooker may or may not be an actual hooker. The views, opinions and/or hilarious jabs in the comment section about said alleged hooker do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Superficial or any of their respective affiliates or employees (Yes, that refers to our action figures and cats.),

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  1. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    “Wait till all the Starks see my giant wolf…”

  2. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    Minky Wail
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    She must not have had time to change into her bathing suit.

  3. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    Anthony
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    That’s the worst landscaping ever.

  4. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
    Minky Wail
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    Data has not aged well.

  5. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    Anthony
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    She’s a completely different person when you view her from the back. Like an insect that lures it’s prey in with the appearance of a flower.

  6. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    Hard Target… in Romania

  7. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
    Swearin
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    Oh, he’s definately getting a strongly-worded letter from Chuck Norris

  8. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    Anthony
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    That’s actually really impressive.

  9. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
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    “You’re my friend. What does my finger smell like?
    I’ll give you a hint: It’s your wife’s vagina”

  10. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    And he’s calling other princesses and queers?

  11. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
    tito
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    wow, first time i’ve ever seen bjork not be the weirdest looking person in a picture.

  12. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
    Hank E. Ring
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    The Taint was in the middle, which one would you like?

  13. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    Am I the only one who can’t see this picture without thinking he let one rip?

  14. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    shonzie
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    Don’t turn around! …ever!

  15. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    How small do you have to be to have your ass take up negative space on your couch cushion?

  16. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
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    “What’d you say? Say hi to my motha? Who told you to say that? Was it Markie?”

  17. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    Hank E. Ring
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    Rumor has it!

  18. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    tito
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    tyler perry doesn’t look impressed.

  19. Gigi Staring Down Elisabetta Gregoracis Dress Made In Sud Italian TV Show
    Swearin
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    “I smell…lavender, apricot and shipping tycoon semen.”

  20. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    I can’t ever badmouth Tina.

  21. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    Damn crayola bitch.

  22. Patina Miller Surprised Look Awful Caricature Max Klimavicius Sardis Restaurant
    tito
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    nicest artist, ever.

  23. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    Oh, to be that cushion right now.

  24. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    Attack of the Nordic Mullets?

  25. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    Little doggie style.

  26. Robin Thicke Staring Into Empty Wallet
    Hank E. Ring
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    You ask why I beg my wife to take me back? LOOK AT THIS!

  27. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
    Swearin
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    Alright, new menu idea for Wahlburgers!

  28. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
    tito
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    mick jagger doesn’t look impressed.

  29. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    It’s hard to parody a parody of yourself.

  30. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
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    I wish someone would attack him just to sew his shirt closed.

  31. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
    Qmak
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    Bjork translates to “stroke victim” in Icelandic.

  32. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
    Swearin
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    Aw, he taught Rhea Perlman how to sit.

  33. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Smoking stunts your growth. Obviously.

  34. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
    Hugh Evers
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    I think you can still make a strong argument on her behalf.

  35. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    I think she’s gorgeous.

  36. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Baby Got Back sounds a lot classier with a British accent.

  37. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk
    Swearin
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    “Oh thank God, I still have my FOX money. Thought I lost it again.”

  38. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
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    Love her. Queen of not giving a fuck, and genuinely creative without the Gaga pretentiousness and bullshittery.

  39. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    And, with that dress, the move to middle age is complete.

  40. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    This is the greatest picture I’ve seen today. Dinklage in a leather coat, acid wash jeans and aviators walking around with his old dog? Awesome.

  41. Robin Thicke Staring Into Empty Wallet
    Swearin
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    “Damn, I need to hit an ATM. Or better yet, what town is Miley’s tour in tonight?”

  42. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    He must be getting a package discount, this one seems to be recurring.

    • I didn’t know hookers had a frequent flier type program. Even then, you would think he would earn points for hookers from the same agency. I mean, I fly Delta most of the time but it’s not like I take the same airplane on every flight.

  43. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    I hope she drowns. I’m sorry (no, I’m not).

  44. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    Swearin
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    That’s not Rumer, it’s alternate universe Lindsay Lohan.

  45. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Is it just me, or do her tits seem to be a bit low?

  46. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    steel murkin
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    Missing: one dalmatian coat.

  47. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    He’s actually hurling that ball at the back of a child’s head.

  48. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    Does it taste like sweat and Astroglide?

  49. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    “Will someone tell Ms. Cyrus to please step the fuck away from the koi pond?”

  50. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    heeeheeeheeeheee

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