Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with 5% more Tiger Whore. Kate Hudson hides her pregnancy under the cover of darkness. Lauren Conrad still gets invited places. This guy‘s gonna freak when he sees what Obama did this morning. LeAnn Rimes continues her hunger strike, and The Situation performs his daily ritual of wafting the smell of pickles off his balls.
Classy’s my middle name,
- The Superficial