Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with 5% more Tiger Whore. Kate Hudson hides her pregnancy under the cover of darkness. Lauren Conrad still gets invited places. This guy‘s gonna freak when he sees what Obama did this morning. LeAnn Rimes continues her hunger strike, and The Situation performs his daily ritual of wafting the smell of pickles off his balls.
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Who and WHAT is that?
Do not like.
Refund my eyes NOW.
Thank you and good day.
I can’t think of anything because I’m mesmerized by the place where her upper thighs meet her rear. It just looks so … um … so flappy.
GAHHHH!
This was my reaction down to the letter.
I’d add an extra H or two, but yeah.
Photo shoot? She’s a porn star…this is just the part before the penises join the scene.
and can I just say…yuck.
Ohhh, yeahhh…let me see that co—-, er, wrong website.
Who, or what is that?
That is what you’ll see if you enter Miley’s dream. Basically poses similar to this…
Pamela Anderson leaving a pharmacy….in other news the sky is blue.
I don’t know if it’s Sadie, or Sunny…but one of those kids is pounding the walls of Sandler’s pop-o-matic kid sauna.
I’m sorry, Adam Sandler’s Baby in a Box, but the first thing I thought was “this looks just like Adam Sandler’s Baby in a Box”. Poor kid.
saggy boobs never looked so…well, saggy. If she weren’t 7 feet tall, her boobs would be dragging the ground.
The adam’s apple is a dead giveaway.
That’s her spine sticking through.
Kate! there’s a truck coming!!! look out! or don’t, I won’t miss you.
This man looks terrified.
Possibly because Dave Grohl is checking him out.
HAHAHA omg mte
hahahahahahahhahahaa
Damn funny. Well done sir.
Grohl is just marveling at O’Toole’s ass being on the back of his knees…
what the fuck is that and why the fuck did it appear on my screen?!
A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! (or however you spell Popeye’s laugh)
It’s weird how the reflections off the water create the illusion of stretchmarks all around her womanhood.
You got it wrong, it’s the stretch marks creating an illusion of water reflection.
I don’t think it’s the water. It’s more like the twenty kids and about a million gallons of jizz she shat out of that “thing?” I can use the term “thing” loosely in this case? I mean literally loose!
I was hoping that she really wasn’t that crinkly looking…. ICK.
“Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear! ”
“Don’t tell me these things. Not now man.”
Peter O’mygodwhatthehellisthat!
Whatever it is, it seems to be melting, and it’s definitely past its expiration date.
Jesus is sneaking up behind him…time is almost up.
Also putting this one on my 2012 dead pool…
I assume that giant purse is now stuffed with valtrex?
alpha interferon is often indicated for maintenance of hepatitis infection.
those come in a chocolate chewable now?
No but they do come in fruit gummi’s now.
I forget, which republican was it who had the carpet munching daughter?
Cher?
LMFAO!
Sarah Palin? That crazy-as-fuck Bachman bitch?
I believe the answer is our former VP Dick Cheney.
I’m gonna assume Christine O’Donnell. I mean, all witches are lesbians, right?
All witches aren’t even female, idiot! Know your subject before trying to be funny. Witch is the term for a practitioner of the Wicca, both male and female.
congratulations. by pontificating about your knowledge of wicca, you have firmly established yourself in douchitude.
Both male and female practitioners of wicca are known as “losers”
I love you, Mr. Smackup.
So do I. Not like that though.
You have achieced that title without doing anything but existing,,,so congratulations….McFuckup!
Hey, wicca person: I’m male and I’m totally a lesbian, so shut the fuck up and go burn Nicholas Cage or something.
“Witches” were around centuries before some black haired, self mutilating attention whore with no friends coined the term “wicca”.
Witches are the females and Warlocks are the males, ala, Charlie Sheen.
@crassness
wow. first off, can anyone say dunning-kruger? and secondly witches practice witchcraft. wiccans practice wicca, and seeing how wicca is the mcdonalds of pagan practices, i agree with mcfeely. the correct term is “loser” or “shithead”.
If this man doesn’t molest children, I don’t know who does.
Add ‘gravity’ to her list of enemies… right under ‘liberals’, and just above ‘facts’.
Love it! You should post that on her site.
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i dunno, i think facts are a bigger enemy to her than liberals…
“NO, MUTHAFUCKA! There’s RATS in my APARTMENT!!”
I have had it with these motherfucking rats in this motherfucking apartment!
I’d do her in a heartbeat, the same way Tiger used to – ass to mouth etc.
Gwyneth Paltrow just keeps getting more and more beautiful.
Poor Gilbert…now he’s just wandering the streets squawking like a duck for free.
mmmmmm. There is NOTHING sessier than full body celluloite.
LeAnn Rimes keeps this on her fridge.
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After years of working out only his abs and arms… Sitch’s spine finally gave out.
We can only hope…
+ 10
Photoshop won’t even touch it, but Tiger will.
HA!
ZING!
Lawrence of Incontinence
Hep won’t treat itself.
After hours of practicing in the mirror.. David masters ‘douche-chic’
I don’t know who he’s talking to, or what they’re talking about…but I know what word he’s yelling into the phone.
Fixodent?
“Constantly hassles women for sex” is not the first caption that comes to mind for this pic.
Wow Peter Otoole looks like the Greatful dead Logo!
Actually, he looks more like the Megadeth mascot, Vic Rattlehead.
There’s like half a foot between her index and middle fingers. That’s gotta be handy. Ah ha ha ha, handy.
Well, I guess she had to have a flaw somewhere.
She either needs to wear some pants or get a tan. Good job on the Brazillian, though.
I believe this caption was supposed to say “Lauren Conrad’s MOTHER”
No doubt.
or her wax figurine
Screw you guys. I think it’s cool that she’s trying to look like Marie Antoinette.
dead?
HA!
I don’t trust her. She won’t look me in the eye.
Is she half Chinese?
the left half, yeah.
Despite his best efforts.. Fiddy ‘s hardest look couldn’t match Forrest’s ‘wonky eye’
nice bitch titties there Sitch…I can only imagine what the roids have done to your nads by now.
fuck McFeely, you just beat me to it!
You should find a better job. One where you can click refresh on jerkhole websites all day without getting fired.
life is good…
I wonder how far he could run before he was out of gas, a block?
More like Sitch titties. Notice how they can’t stand to look at him either.
Looking at her from top to bottom is like a road map of Linsay’s™ career.
hilarious
There’s my lost Stretch Armstrong!
Did Forrest have a stroke at some point?
All his Xenu thetan removal has paid off with a wonk eye…. .
his right eye is just gangster. try telling it what to do. see if you don’t get cut.
HAHAHA, what a tool. Whoever sold this guy his anabolics mustve gotten them from China.
He’s got gynecomastia, aka he’s growing tits around the nipple, already. That doesnt go away even when you stop.
This fucker only lifts arms in the gym, I guarantee it. He couldnt bench his way out of a wet paper bag.
Moobs!
“I was right… too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick.”
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.
I wasn’t aware that screwing one’s Vietcong guards while in captivity resulted in one assimulating their genetic material.
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“and this other time at Band Camp…. I tried the shocker… but she said ‘nooo way’ “