The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.27.11

April 27th, 2011 // 761 Comments

Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with 5% more Tiger Whore. Kate Hudson hides her pregnancy under the cover of darkness. Lauren Conrad still gets invited places. This guy‘s gonna freak when he sees what Obama did this morning. LeAnn Rimes continues her hunger strike, and The Situation performs his daily ritual of wafting the smell of pickles off his balls.

Classy’s my middle name,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. ME

    Who and WHAT is that?

    Do not like.
    Refund my eyes NOW.
    Thank you and good day.

  2. Joslyn James
    Deryn
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    I can’t think of anything because I’m mesmerized by the place where her upper thighs meet her rear. It just looks so … um … so flappy.

  3. Joslyn James
    Deacon Jones
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    GAHHHH!

  4. Joslyn James
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo shoot? She’s a porn star…this is just the part before the penises join the scene.

    and can I just say…yuck.

  5. Ann Coulter
    Deacon Jones
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    Ohhh, yeahhh…let me see that co—-, er, wrong website.

  6. Joslyn James
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    Who, or what is that?

  7. Pamela Anderson
    Twizlah
    Commented on this photo:

    Pamela Anderson leaving a pharmacy….in other news the sky is blue.

  8. Adam Sandler
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    I don’t know if it’s Sadie, or Sunny…but one of those kids is pounding the walls of Sandler’s pop-o-matic kid sauna.

  9. Gilbert Gottfried
    Deryn
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    I’m sorry, Adam Sandler’s Baby in a Box, but the first thing I thought was “this looks just like Adam Sandler’s Baby in a Box”. Poor kid.

  10. Ann Coulter
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    saggy boobs never looked so…well, saggy. If she weren’t 7 feet tall, her boobs would be dragging the ground.

  11. Ann Coulter
    abanana
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    The adam’s apple is a dead giveaway.

  12. Kate Hudson
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    Kate! there’s a truck coming!!! look out! or don’t, I won’t miss you.

  13. Peter O'Toole
    Deacon Jones
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    This man looks terrified.

  14. Joslyn James
    Jess
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    what the fuck is that and why the fuck did it appear on my screen?!

  15. Skeet Ulrich
    Deryn
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    A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! (or however you spell Popeye’s laugh)

  16. Joslyn James
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    It’s weird how the reflections off the water create the illusion of stretchmarks all around her womanhood.

    • rican

      You got it wrong, it’s the stretch marks creating an illusion of water reflection.

    • S'up Bitches!

      I don’t think it’s the water. It’s more like the twenty kids and about a million gallons of jizz she shat out of that “thing?” I can use the term “thing” loosely in this case? I mean literally loose!

    • I was hoping that she really wasn’t that crinkly looking…. ICK.

  17. Benicio Del Toro
    Deacon Jones
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    “Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear! ”

    “Don’t tell me these things. Not now man.”

  18. Peter O'Toole
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    Peter O’mygodwhatthehellisthat!

  19. Pamela Anderson
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    I assume that giant purse is now stuffed with valtrex?

  20. Meghan McCain
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    I forget, which republican was it who had the carpet munching daughter?

  21. Gilbert Gottfried
    Deacon Jones
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    If this man doesn’t molest children, I don’t know who does.

  22. Ann Coulter
    Gavagai
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    Add ‘gravity’ to her list of enemies… right under ‘liberals’, and just above ‘facts’.

  23. Samuel L. Jackson
    Deacon Jones
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    “NO, MUTHAFUCKA! There’s RATS in my APARTMENT!!”

  24. Joslyn James
    rican
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    I’d do her in a heartbeat, the same way Tiger used to – ass to mouth etc.

  25. Ann Coulter
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwyneth Paltrow just keeps getting more and more beautiful.

  26. Gilbert Gottfried
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    Poor Gilbert…now he’s just wandering the streets squawking like a duck for free.

  27. Joslyn James
    S'up Bitches!
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmm. There is NOTHING sessier than full body celluloite.

  28. Ann Coulter
    Deryn
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    LeAnn Rimes keeps this on her fridge.

  29. Joslyn James
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!

  30. Kate Hudson
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    Look, it’s the Mobile Rockstar Sperm Bank. Make a deposit and save for retirement.

  31. The Situation
    DiddyK
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    After years of working out only his abs and arms… Sitch’s spine finally gave out.

  32. Richard McBeef

    Photoshop won’t even touch it, but Tiger will.

  33. Peter O'Toole
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    Lawrence of Incontinence

  34. Pamela Anderson
    neeto
    Commented on this photo:

    Hep won’t treat itself.

  35. David Arquette
    DiddyK
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    After hours of practicing in the mirror.. David masters ‘douche-chic’

  36. Samuel L. Jackson
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    I don’t know who he’s talking to, or what they’re talking about…but I know what word he’s yelling into the phone.

  37. David Arquette
    Gavagai
    Commented on this photo:

    “Constantly hassles women for sex” is not the first caption that comes to mind for this pic.

  38. Peter O'Toole
    footballisus
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow Peter Otoole looks like the Greatful dead Logo!

  39. Marisa Miller
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s like half a foot between her index and middle fingers. That’s gotta be handy. Ah ha ha ha, handy.

  40. Pamela Anderson
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    She either needs to wear some pants or get a tan. Good job on the Brazillian, though.

  41. Lauren Conrad
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    I believe this caption was supposed to say “Lauren Conrad’s MOTHER”

  42. Meghan McCain
    It had to be said
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    I don’t trust her. She won’t look me in the eye.

  43. Forest Whitaker 50 Cent
    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite his best efforts.. Fiddy ‘s hardest look couldn’t match Forrest’s ‘wonky eye’

  44. The Situation
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    nice bitch titties there Sitch…I can only imagine what the roids have done to your nads by now.

  45. Joslyn James
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at her from top to bottom is like a road map of Linsay’s™ career.

  46. Joslyn James
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s my lost Stretch Armstrong!

  47. Forest Whitaker 50 Cent
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    Did Forrest have a stroke at some point?

  48. The Situation
    Deacon Jones
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    HAHAHA, what a tool. Whoever sold this guy his anabolics mustve gotten them from China.

    He’s got gynecomastia, aka he’s growing tits around the nipple, already. That doesnt go away even when you stop.

    This fucker only lifts arms in the gym, I guarantee it. He couldnt bench his way out of a wet paper bag.

  49. Meghan McCain
    Jenny with a Y
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    I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.

  50. Mark Wahlberg
    DiddyK
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    “and this other time at Band Camp…. I tried the shocker… but she said ‘nooo way’ “

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