Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
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It’s so cute that he’s so excited they put him on one of those fancy new greyhounds.
I love her!
If “one is Afe” what’s the other one?
So THAT’s where they put the robotic arm prop from Terminator….
Holy shit-Them’s some knockers!!!!!1
They look painful.
Something tells me these girls could be easily tricked into…wait… something tells me these girls like it in the ass.
I rarely see an act of kindness and consideration on the same level as this chick wearing a bra…
Pippa?!?
She was on Intervention last night
do you mean intravenous….
Who’s her friend?
Wow. The Hof has serious range. I believed him as a vodka swilling, middle aged Irish cab driver.
She could sell me cancer for all I care…
most sausages are made out of tumors from diseased livestock.
Is that why my dick is always throwing up this white shit?
From this close I prefer to call her the Shriveler.
haha +1
I second that +1.
Poor Jerry Lewis. If “celebrating” means anything it ought to mean not having Tom Arnold at your party.
Believe me, everyone in this scenario got what they deserved.
filming his “I’m On a Boat” remix video.
I guess this sort of makes up for the kesha post… As logn as I don’t have to touch them…
” …..so then I saw it was a tank top, instead of a t-shirt, and figured I’d go for it since it was yellow”
“want to get an espresso? ”
“fuck, there’s that fat guy in the bushes again”
Underworld: Jogging With Nipples
Underworld: The Wettest Mile
Lady Gaga can look crazy hot sometimes… what the hell happens the rest of the time???
Oh look, she has those little tiny arms, like Cee Lo Green.
Or a tyrannosaurus.
Oops—credit to McFeely for the dinosaur thing. Didn’t read down far enough first.
Thank you for making me spit coffee all over my monitor.
“I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!”
Every night I go to bed praying they’ll bring back “Taradise”.
Praying.
See these people over here? They don’t remember 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. If *I* remind them, they will remember. What’s it worth to you, movie star?
I never thought Id say this, but she needs to fall face first on a pin cushion of Botox.
Is this your semen sample? It was mixed into our mail.
“I’m pregnant. You’re the father.”
Nice try Tara, but the bra saved me from permanent mental damage.
I told you Beyonce looked like shit with all her makeup off.
Well, there goes my Eryka Badu African Queen sex fantasy.
No, that’s not at all pathetic that a man in his middle 50′s takes pictures of himself and posts them on Twitter.
Less Ryan Reynolds and moar Ryan Gosling, please!
I’d do her.
Al Qaeda want to know how he got his bomb of a career on the plane
I’d like to take this one for a test drive, please.
That’s one way to get the heart rate up. Power strolling.
Looks like the popcorn is done.
Her boobs are big.
yeah, but remember. Little tits turned loose are little tits, huge tits turned loose are sloppy bags of fat.
But, they’re still huge!
Yeah. No they don’t. They turn into big fun bags and awesome cum targets.
Know how I know you’ve never seen a naked large boob?
probably the same way we know you only get sloppy fat skanks?
Glad to see one of Jerry’s Kids could make it.
If you look close enough you can see Kuato giving the finger to the paparazzi
Whole lotta skank there. I’m guessing Papa Shannon wasn’t around a lot . . .
“…and that’s how I stopped that runaway train.”
When did she morph into Queen Latifah?
Is this not an outtake from that Lindsay Lohan shoot?
I think soo
I think so too
“Yes, I ate your sandwich.”
Geologically speaking, I think this is called the San Andreas Fault.
If we were playing the Murder/Fuck/Marry game, I’d go with Murder/Murder/Fuck/Fuck
But not in that order, I hope?
Something tells me their dad worked as a mime. It wouldn’t surprise me if their mom was also a clown.
10-1 those sweater pockets are full of Kleenex’s and little wrapped hard candies.
What a big orange mess.