The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

February 8th, 2012 // 289 Comments

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    MRF
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    It’s so cute that he’s so excited they put him on one of those fancy new greyhounds.

  2. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    ksmack
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    I love her!

  3. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    g spot finder
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    If “one is Afe” what’s the other one?

  4. Maria Shriver
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    So THAT’s where they put the robotic arm prop from Terminator….

  5. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    g spot finder
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    Holy shit-Them’s some knockers!!!!!1

  6. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Teledildonics
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    Something tells me these girls could be easily tricked into…wait… something tells me these girls like it in the ass.

  7. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    I rarely see an act of kindness and consideration on the same level as this chick wearing a bra…

  8. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    Pippa?!?

  9. Maria Shriver
    Deacon Jones
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    She was on Intervention last night

  10. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Who’s her friend?

  11. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Wow. The Hof has serious range. I believed him as a vodka swilling, middle aged Irish cab driver.

  12. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    She could sell me cancer for all I care…

  13. Maria Shriver
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    From this close I prefer to call her the Shriveler.

  14. Tom Arnold
    it had to be said
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    Poor Jerry Lewis. If “celebrating” means anything it ought to mean not having Tom Arnold at your party.

  15. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    filming his “I’m On a Boat” remix video.

  16. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    I guess this sort of makes up for the kesha post… As logn as I don’t have to touch them…

  17. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    Deacon Jones
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    ” …..so then I saw it was a tank top, instead of a t-shirt, and figured I’d go for it since it was yellow”

    “want to get an espresso? ”

    “fuck, there’s that fat guy in the bushes again”

  18. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
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    Underworld: Jogging With Nipples

  19. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
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    Underworld: The Wettest Mile

  20. Lady Gaga can look crazy hot sometimes… what the hell happens the rest of the time???

  21. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Oh look, she has those little tiny arms, like Cee Lo Green.

  22. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    difficult brown
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    “I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!”

  23. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    it had to be said
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    See these people over here? They don’t remember 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. If *I* remind them, they will remember. What’s it worth to you, movie star?

  24. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Every night I go to bed praying they’ll bring back “Taradise”.

    Praying.

  25. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    Is this your semen sample? It was mixed into our mail.

  26. Maria Shriver
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    I never thought Id say this, but she needs to fall face first on a pin cushion of Botox.

  27. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I’m pregnant. You’re the father.”

  28. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Nice try Tara, but the bra saved me from permanent mental damage.

  29. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    Deacon Jones
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    I told you Beyonce looked like shit with all her makeup off.

  30. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    it had to be said
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    Well, there goes my Eryka Badu African Queen sex fantasy.

  31. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    No, that’s not at all pathetic that a man in his middle 50′s takes pictures of himself and posts them on Twitter.

  32. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    dani
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    Less Ryan Reynolds and moar Ryan Gosling, please!

  33. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    it had to be said
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    I’d do her.

  34. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Al Qaeda want to know how he got his bomb of a career on the plane

  35. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d like to take this one for a test drive, please.

  36. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
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    That’s one way to get the heart rate up. Power strolling.

  37. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    it had to be said
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    Looks like the popcorn is done.

  38. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    it had to be said
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    Her boobs are big.

  39. Tom Arnold
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    Glad to see one of Jerry’s Kids could make it.

  40. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    If you look close enough you can see Kuato giving the finger to the paparazzi

  41. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    it had to be said
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    Whole lotta skank there. I’m guessing Papa Shannon wasn’t around a lot . . .

  42. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
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    “…and that’s how I stopped that runaway train.”

  43. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
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    When did she morph into Queen Latifah?

  44. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Gert
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    Is this not an outtake from that Lindsay Lohan shoot?

  45. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Yes, I ate your sandwich.”

  46. Maria Shriver
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    Geologically speaking, I think this is called the San Andreas Fault.

  47. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Deacon Jones
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    If we were playing the Murder/Fuck/Marry game, I’d go with Murder/Murder/Fuck/Fuck

  48. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Something tells me their dad worked as a mime. It wouldn’t surprise me if their mom was also a clown.

  49. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
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    10-1 those sweater pockets are full of Kleenex’s and little wrapped hard candies.

  50. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Cock Dr
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    What a big orange mess.

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