The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12

February 22nd, 2012 // 502 Comments

Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.

One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Priestley
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    After an extended walkabout in the Australian outback, Priestley still couldn’t find his career.

  2. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    The famous trailer park “smile of gratitude”.
    Kinda melts yer heart.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the comments about a “tossed salad” begin!

  4. Danny Huston
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus!
    I thought this was a still from ‘Twin Peaks’.
    Leland possessed by Bob… ** shivers! **

  5. Paula Abdul
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Soldierin’ on.

  6. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey thar, which one of yuoz thar papparnazis farted…..

  7. Michael Madsen
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a peace sign or a desperate call for a barber to fix that haircut?

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    mike
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    Dammit, Janet’s turning white now too.

  9. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Heard later that day: “What do you mean my body keeps passing between the spray particles?!?”

  10. Danny Huston
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  11. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    Raoul
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    So that’s the face of the “Penguin: the other other white meat” campaign, huh?

  12. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    Commented on this photo:

    Yet another vain attempt by her to get Gerard Butler to remember her cooter…..

  13. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    “wait ’til they get ‘a load ‘a me”

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey! My eyes are up … nevermind.”

  15. Frank Burns

    I’d like to put a spray tan on LeAnn Rimes then afterwards tell her it has 10 calories in it, just to see what psychoses emerge.

  16. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
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    I think she has a string in her butt hole that tightens everything up when pulled…

  17. Simon Cowell
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call me Queefer Sutherland!”

  18. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Chip looks bummed, she can’t find Dale.

  19. Richard Grieco
    Johnny P!
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    Those poor kids have Richard Grieco raising funds for them?!?
    WTF is $7.99 gonna buy in miracle breakthroughs?
    Hang in there kids, and look for ‘alternative therapy’.

  20. Simon Cowell
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    Dodged THAT chubby one.. yeeesh…

  21. Simon Cowell
    Kiss My Ass Elmo
    Commented on this photo:

    Did that outfit come with a free bowl of soup? It looks good on you though.

  22. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Adorable!

  23. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s bitching and whining about something in every. fucking. picture.

  24. Danny Huston
    Commented on this photo:

    if that’s not the face of a man that just had a three-way with both your mom and sister, I don’t know what is…

  25. Paula Abdul
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    careful Fish, lest you hear from this TRAIN WRECK’S lawyers if you state the obvious again.

  26. Richard Grieco
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Zach,
    Mazel Tov on your Bar Mitzvah!
    Dick Grieco (was in some stupid TV Show in the 80′s)

    • eatme

      blasphemous comment from someone obviously too young to have watched it. 21 jump street was, once upon a time, THE show (although, admittedly, no longer so when Grieco got on it).

  27. Paula Abdul
    Raoul
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    “I’m just gonna nonchalantly walk away from the security checkpoint. Nothin’ ta see here…”

  28. Paula Abdul
    Commented on this photo:

    Keith Richards lost some weight.

  29. Paula Abdul
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s taking this being fired thing we….BUWAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, I couldn’t type that one out…

  30. Richard Grieco
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Pacino is lookin’ yoked!

  31. Richard Grieco
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s spelled H-A-S B-E-E-N.

  32. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve used that same gun to spray fungicide on my patio deck…

  33. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “How am I supposed to walk in these stupid stilts?”

  34. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    [insert sound of banjo playing here]

  35. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy Feet 3 : The Gay Crusader

  36. Richard Grieco
    Commented on this photo:

    Russell Brandt is taking steroids now?

  37. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Off to the chip shop for a prawn curry and an ‘early night’.
    Long day, short career.

  38. Jason Priestley
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Eddie Vedder.

  39. Michael Madsen
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and so I gets in there like dis. THAT’s when she let one go and also, vis a vis, the reason my hair looks like dis.”

  40. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Get my fucking Range Rover now you loser………

  41. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    this guy used to be hot. not so much anymore.

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    shes turning into terri hatcher!

  43. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Lovely, as always.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Kiss My Ass Elmo
    Commented on this photo:

    Demonstrating the one skill she’s truly mastered.

  45. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, madame Toussades really does top grade work when capturing the essence of the celebrity in question…

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    there’s no way that’s Rose McGowan, right?

  47. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    “but whyyyyyy do people think im a c__t???”

    • Actually on this website you can say it. And I will fix it for you since I had something along the same thing in mind.

      “but whyyyyyy do people think I’m a cunt?”

  48. Jason Priestley
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    That new Teddy Roosevelt biopic is going to be AWESOME!

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally “mixing in a salad”

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh please, the one thing we all know too well is that she eats!

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