Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.
One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!
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After an extended walkabout in the Australian outback, Priestley still couldn’t find his career.
The famous trailer park “smile of gratitude”.
Kinda melts yer heart.
Let the comments about a “tossed salad” begin!
When you’re talking about a salad bowl that big, tossing doesn’t really do it justice…
That’s not a salad, that’s raw cow heart spray painted green for the paps.
Jesus!
I thought this was a still from ‘Twin Peaks’.
Leland possessed by Bob… ** shivers! **
hahahahhahaahhaa….awesome!
Soldierin’ on.
Hey thar, which one of yuoz thar papparnazis farted…..
why did I read this as a pirate?
Is that a peace sign or a desperate call for a barber to fix that haircut?
HaHa
Ahhh that was good – I LOLed
Dammit, Janet’s turning white now too.
Lol I actually thought it was Latoya from the thumbnail so Janet is an upgrade.
Heard later that day: “What do you mean my body keeps passing between the spray particles?!?”
Who?
Uh, same thought.
So that’s the face of the “Penguin: the other other white meat” campaign, huh?
Funny Raoul
Yet another vain attempt by her to get Gerard Butler to remember her cooter…..
“wait ’til they get ‘a load ‘a me”
old joke. and repetitive. a good version of it would be
“wait ’til they get a load ON me”
unfunny joke. and trying too hard.
“Hey! My eyes are up … nevermind.”
I’d like to put a spray tan on LeAnn Rimes then afterwards tell her it has 10 calories in it, just to see what psychoses emerge.
I think she has a string in her butt hole that tightens everything up when pulled…
“Call me Queefer Sutherland!”
Chip looks bummed, she can’t find Dale.
Those poor kids have Richard Grieco raising funds for them?!?
WTF is $7.99 gonna buy in miracle breakthroughs?
Hang in there kids, and look for ‘alternative therapy’.
Dodged THAT chubby one.. yeeesh…
Did that outfit come with a free bowl of soup? It looks good on you though.
Adorable!
yeah she’s hot
She looks like she’s bitching and whining about something in every. fucking. picture.
if that’s not the face of a man that just had a three-way with both your mom and sister, I don’t know what is…
He certainly looks happy/devious.
careful Fish, lest you hear from this TRAIN WRECK’S lawyers if you state the obvious again.
Zach,
Mazel Tov on your Bar Mitzvah!
Dick Grieco (was in some stupid TV Show in the 80′s)
blasphemous comment from someone obviously too young to have watched it. 21 jump street was, once upon a time, THE show (although, admittedly, no longer so when Grieco got on it).
I knew I recognized him. He used to be good looking.
“I’m just gonna nonchalantly walk away from the security checkpoint. Nothin’ ta see here…”
Keith Richards lost some weight.
Looks like she’s taking this being fired thing we….BUWAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, I couldn’t type that one out…
Pacino is lookin’ yoked!
It’s spelled H-A-S B-E-E-N.
I’ve used that same gun to spray fungicide on my patio deck…
“How am I supposed to walk in these stupid stilts?”
[insert sound of banjo playing here]
Happy Feet 3 : The Gay Crusader
Russell Brandt is taking steroids now?
Off to the chip shop for a prawn curry and an ‘early night’.
Long day, short career.
That’s Eddie Vedder.
James Franco?
No, it’s Katherine Hegl with five o’clock shadow and a smokers palor
Gerald Butler Early 20th Century Redux.
“…and so I gets in there like dis. THAT’s when she let one go and also, vis a vis, the reason my hair looks like dis.”
Get my fucking Range Rover now you loser………
this guy used to be hot. not so much anymore.
I think he’s still cute. The fucknut holding him can crawl in a corner and die though.
I too think he’s still—wait, wait, wait….McFeely…you’re a girl?!? Wah?
:D
shes turning into terri hatcher!
Lovely, as always.
Agreed. One of my all time faves.
Demonstrating the one skill she’s truly mastered.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is now a BBW.
Wow, madame Toussades really does top grade work when capturing the essence of the celebrity in question…
there’s no way that’s Rose McGowan, right?
what the F!
That was my first thought, too, but it totally is :( http://www.moejackson.com/2012-rose-mcgowan-pays-tribute-to-charlie-chaplin-0222
She was in a pretty serious car crash I think and had to have a lot of work done. That’s why she doesn’t look like herself anymore.
Holy Geez.
“McGowan suffered serious injuries in a car accident early in 2007. Riding as a passenger, her car was struck by another vehicle and the force of the impact drove her eyeglasses into her face. McGowan is quoted as saying, “I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye.” After obtaining the services of a plastic surgeon, McGowan is reported to be suffering no long-lasting consequences from the incident.”
No kidding…that sucks.
Then kudos to her for surviving the accident in such a totally fuckable form. Sex please!
Actually, it was a serious career crash that required all that plastic surgery.
“but whyyyyyy do people think im a c__t???”
Actually on this website you can say it. And I will fix it for you since I had something along the same thing in mind.
“but whyyyyyy do people think I’m a cunt?”
That new Teddy Roosevelt biopic is going to be AWESOME!
can’t top that
Bully!
Finally “mixing in a salad”
Oh please, the one thing we all know too well is that she eats!