The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.10.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Claudia Alende, the much better and Brazilian version of Megan Fox, who I always forget about until Crystal Hefner re-posts her on Instagram. Which is like Taco Bell giving out Chipotle gift cards. Not a great business model, Crystal. Anyway, I’ve also got Christina Milian’s nipples, Milla Jovovich’s nipples, and this picture of little kid Selena Gomez looking exactly like adult Selena Gomez, which I know won’t deter any of you from “would.” In fact, I just tossed a log onto the pedoflame didn’t I? Goddamnit.

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