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  1. Deacon Jones

    “Do I still have cum on my tooth?”

  2. I didn’t realize there was an award for having great tits in 1997.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Aw yes, The Shine-on Awards! An award based on the military saying, “Let’s just shine it on!”, meaning to get by without doing anything at all! Aptly named awards!

    • K Soze

      dude…seriously….just stop… i dont hate you- well maybe alittle….but every day, you come here, and every day, you make extremely feeble attempts at humor, and yep-you guessed it-every day you fall extremely fucking short. its painful to witness.

      • Cornbread

        Here, here! And lose the “Marley B.” moniker as well; way obvs you’re the ghost writer behind those gems, too.

  4. DeucePickle

    uh oh, bird poop on the taydee

  5. AC

    Heather Graham is like as if Christina Hendricks can travel back and forth in both time and weight – which would make this her 10 years FROM now but 30 pounds AGO.

  6. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    You remember those rubber finger puppets from way back when?
    Where you put two fingers behind the eyes and your thumb where the mouth goes and you could move the whole face that way?
    Look at the triangle of her eyes and mouth, plus the deadness, and tell me that’s not what you see.

  7. Still highly doable.

  8. All of you Hendrixites out there: THIS is a hot chick.

  9. Drea

    I was just as surprised to see people are still taking pictures of her as I was with Steve Guttenberg,

  10. Shine on? Her forehead is giving it a go.

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