The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.4.13

December 4th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light. It could be the usual holiday slump, but I like to believe it’s because the paparazzi were all tied up taking eight million shots of Billy Ray Cyrus doing whatever the hell this is. You don’t walk away from that shit without at least two full memory cards. There’s also Cedric The Entertainer who thinks you can use 138 Water like hunters use deer piss (Disclaimer: 138 Water may or may not be actual deer piss), and yoga pants butts. Today was Yoga Pants Butt Day.

I wasn’t kidding, here’s another one,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    Urbanspaceman
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    Bag those thighs.

  2. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least swallow the chicken parm before you hit/crush the red carpet.

  3. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    dmbishop
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    Mario! The Mushrooms are over here!

  4. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    schmidtler
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    All in all, I’d rather have a threesome with Goldie Hawn and Aretha Franklin. I really would. Call me, ladies!

  5. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
    Senor Trout
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    Just off-camera: Gene’s assistant, Square-enabled iPhone in hand, waiting to collect the $129.99 from each boy for the helmets. ‘I’ll autograph it, young man,’ Simmons was heard to say, ‘but thats a $40 upcharge…half-off, you know, for you kids.’

    • schmidtler

      and hey, if the cancer treatments don’t work out, I can sell you a nice KISS coffin for only $2,999!

    • The sad thing is it probably did go down like this. This scum sucking piece of shit is the most money grubbing, avaricious asshole on the planet.

  6. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
    Urbanspaceman
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    As wax figures go, she’s a good one.

  7. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
    Flatliner
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    Legend has it spanx put up an epic battle but finally had no choice but to say ‘uncle’.

  8. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
    john
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    flawless and timeless…

  9. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    schmidtler
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    She had to be there – they’ve been storing the ornaments in the folds of fat on her back since last January.

  10. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    john
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    you got a big mouth……..GOOD!!!!!!

  11. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
    john
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    DAT ASS!!!!!!!

  12. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    “Is it too late to change my path or am I doomed to this fate you show me, oh Ghost of Christmas Future?” Miley wailed.

  13. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    jill
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    Someone beat her senseless with the Ugly Stick

  14. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
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    “Good, Cedric, good. Now spill the rest of the water on your tits.”

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Hip hop Blows Horse Cocks
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    Dog “The Cock fucker”.

  16. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    Free t-shirts with every anal bleaching.

  17. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    Flatliner
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    My advice to anyone who catches her fancy is…wait until an hour after eating and then start from the top.

  18. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    The back of the t-shirt says: “My cock is…”

  19. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
    schmidtler
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    If the British Royal Family didn’t take the time to teach young men how to throw like little girls, the kids would just end up learning it on the streets.

  20. Andrew Garfield Squatting On Truck Bumper
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    Who cosplays as Matt Stone?

  21. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    schmidtler
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    The blue suede suit with satin accents – for those occasions when you want to make sure everyone knows you’re gay, but assless chaps just aren’t appropriate.

  22. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    Hip hop Blows Horse Cocks
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    Still love him!

    … Even though he’s a 33rd degree Scottish Rite Freemason

  23. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
    Flatliner
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    He’s either practicing his tea cozy placement technique or riding his imaginary pet unicorn.

  24. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
    schmidtler
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    Nice of them to present her with a latex mold of her vulva as a parting gift.

  25. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    Taylor Swift's Tampon String
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    That is the example of a perfect log launcher. Good enough to eat.

  26. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
    Brought It
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    Art Basel, Photo Boy. Art Basel.

  27. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    Flatliner
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    Yup, this makes me totally confident in the next Bourne with no Jason Bourne in it movie sequel.

  28. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
    anonymous
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    I remember her in the late 80′s/early 90′s. VERY HOT but was literally on every magazine cover to the point of annoyance. A mix between Kate Upton/Kim Kardashian type of overexposure.

    Still hot to this day….

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    anonymous
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    Nothing like a “badass” photoshoot while sitting on your DAUGHTER’S bike.

  30. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    ” HEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! ” jeez get that bitch a carrot!

  31. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    He’s waiting for the local group of Hell’s Angels to arrive.

  32. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Swearin
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    This remake of Renegade is going to be shit.

  33. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    “Listen Jeff I’ll give you a handjob if you get me in a good movie but I’m not gay.”

  34. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    Swearin
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    She looks like the victims of the Joker gas from Tim Burton’s Batman.

  35. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
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    She has a brisket smuggled in that ugly purse.

  36. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    yumm
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    his motorcycle is twerking …

  37. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    Swearin
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    “Just keep smiling, Jeff; I know where your Disney days skeletons are buried. Now let’s talk about Mission Impossible: the Musical…”

  38. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Billy Ray strikes a pose on the Asshatmobile.

  39. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    Are we going for a gay Harry Reems look, I have got to update my porn collection.

  40. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    Swearin
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    He knows they already cast the next Doctor Who, right?

  41. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
    yumm
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    it takes 10 minutes to open the door ..any camera around? ok it takes 20 mins ..

  42. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    Swearin
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    He really wants that role in the live-action Ned Flanders biopic

  43. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    > wow

  44. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Gaugler? Damn, I was hoping she was a swallower.

  45. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    yumm
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    I am a blue rooster ..Coocle Doodle Dooooo

  46. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Why is that old, crinkly, cat food eating, Grim Reaper dodging bitch still alive, and I’m dead?!

  47. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    Johnny P!
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    Seen moments before the seams of her dress ripped open and The Rockettes all ran out of it and started their famous ‘kick line’.

  48. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    Cookiepuss
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    Um, it’s not like she’s trying to be a supermodel. Some teeth whitener couldn’t hurt, though.

  49. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Jenn
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    It’s a backwards hick on a backwards 3-wheeler. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    fred
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    It’s the third wheel that makes it all look so bad ass.

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