The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12

December 19th, 2012 // 265 Comments

“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”

Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.

Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I didn’t think you could see the reflection of kenyan muslim socialists in a mirror. Weird.

  2. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    Dudicles
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    I didn’t know Gwar was looking for a new member.

  3. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
    right
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    Damn, Is the Klan asleep or something? No comments.

  4. Emilia Clarke Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    Senor Trout
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    She’s kinda like Kristen Stewart – except with, you know, an ass and a personality.

  5. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    right
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    Looks like a young Randy Savage.

  6. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    EricLr
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    Is he judging, or getting ready to kill Mel Gibson in Thunderdome?

  7. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    Dave
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    Blizzard announces its new end boss for the next World of Warcraft patch.

  8. Mariska Hargitay O Face Law & Order SVU Set
    JC
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    Detective Benson tries to lure in sex offenders with a plan so simple that it just might work.

  9. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
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    In the bag? A half eaten tuna fish sandwich, his pocket lint collection, and a human head.

  10. Gary Busey
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    Here we are…

    In the bag? A half eaten tuna fish sandwich, his pocket lint collection, and a human head.

  11. Gary Busey
    right
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    No sir, I don’t need you to clean my windshield.

  12. Richard Gere
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    Gerbil. Anus.

  13. JWoww Cleavage Eyes Closed
    Senor Trout
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    The best look here would have been to place the sweatshirt over her face as opposed to on the arm.

  14. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    I drive right by this on my morning commute. I almost got nipple-eyed.

  15. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    sexyman48
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    Knowing Sony that’s probably the new green goblin.

  16. Emilia Clarke Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Mmm… I’d love to show her my dragon. Unfortunately, it also spits out fire, but after a few more pills, that should clear right up.

  17. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
    TetterkeT
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    I would motorboat that from AM to PM.

  18. Kate Moss Bikini
    right
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    Kill it with fire. wtf?

  19. Gary Busey
    EricLr
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    He and Nick Nolte should team up.

  20. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Prince, did you hear the one about the Princess in the high speed car chase?

    I think I know how it ends, but tell me anyway.

  21. Gary Busey
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    I’m just waiting for the picture that captures in one place Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, Al Pacino, and Russel Brand. Then again, paps don’t often visit soup kitchens.

  22. Gary Busey
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    Homeless panhandler: “Excuse me sir, do you have any spare ch…uh….nevermind.”

  23. Lorena Bernal Cleavage
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    I approve!

  24. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    “Did you butter the doorframe? You were supposed to butter the doorframe!”

  25. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    “Gold Leader, this is Gold Two. The tuna is in the can. Repeat, the tuna is now in the can. Heading to base.”

  26. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think I gotta start watching this show. No, not really, but she looks good.

  27. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    That dog has a really small head.

  28. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    I’m a dog lover, but that thing on the leash creeps me out.

  29. Emilia Clarke Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    Pure beauty.

  30. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    What is that statue thing?

  31. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    joe
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    Now we know how Boehner has managed to hold on to a little leverage.

  32. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hasn’t that kid suffered enough already?

  33. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    joe
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    Raise your hand if you want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie.

  34. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    Harry Papers
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    anybody that doesn’t like this photo is a terrorist.

  35. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    Jeremy
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    If Mario touches the axe right behind him, the bridge will disappear and he’ll fall into the lava.

  36. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    joe
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    Disney’s reboot of Star Wars includes the newest villain: Darth Rapist.

  37. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    Cock Dr
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    This is damned cute…will it make up for all the other CWM pics that follow?

  38. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    Cock Dr
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    Ms Griffith is so shot up with botox that she has problems moving her face.

  39. Emilia Clarke Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    PumpkinBob
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    I still like the interview she did during a photoshoot with Lena Headey, where she was like “…and in season 2, I get raped less. Which is nice.” and Lena Headey nearly choked laughing.

  40. Richard Gere
    B&WM.nstrel
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    He’s beyond pomposity and self importance. And then some.

  41. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
    B&WM.nstrel
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    OK, now ‘shop the boots on the dog

  42. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
    B&WM.nstrel
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    Mmmm, strawberry tart.

  43. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    B&WM.instrel
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    Heaven is missing an 800 pound gorilla

  44. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
    B&WM.instrel
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    “So your mother rings and says how would you like a little head?”

  45. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    B&WM.instrel
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    Every Christmas these two fly to Mexico and help the kids pretend they’ve been on a Roller Coaster. Aww.

  46. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    grubbykins
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    I found Gary Busey in most of the pictures but…..damn he is a sneaky bastard.

  47. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
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    I’m pretty sure Wiz is a friend of R. Kelly.

  48. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
    contusion
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    Paula Abdul is looking more refreshed.

  49. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    toast
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    This pic offends me, clearly we need an Assault Webs Ban. That kid is shooting webs that are clearly assaulting the president.

  50. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    Mohawk Disco
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    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

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