“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”
Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.
Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?
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I didn’t think you could see the reflection of kenyan muslim socialists in a mirror. Weird.
I didn’t know Gwar was looking for a new member.
Don’t forget the WWF’s “Road Warriors” either.
:)
Damn, Is the Klan asleep or something? No comments.
She’s kinda like Kristen Stewart – except with, you know, an ass and a personality.
Looks like a young Randy Savage.
looks like a fucking douche bag.
Is he judging, or getting ready to kill Mel Gibson in Thunderdome?
Blizzard announces its new end boss for the next World of Warcraft patch.
Detective Benson tries to lure in sex offenders with a plan so simple that it just might work.
In the bag? A half eaten tuna fish sandwich, his pocket lint collection, and a human head.
Posted to wrong pic…hang on…
Here we are…
In the bag? A half eaten tuna fish sandwich, his pocket lint collection, and a human head.
I thought it was somebodys endocrine.
No sir, I don’t need you to clean my windshield.
Gerbil. Anus.
You just know that species is planning vengeance.
The best look here would have been to place the sweatshirt over her face as opposed to on the arm.
I drive right by this on my morning commute. I almost got nipple-eyed.
Knowing Sony that’s probably the new green goblin.
Mmm… I’d love to show her my dragon. Unfortunately, it also spits out fire, but after a few more pills, that should clear right up.
I would motorboat that from AM to PM.
Kill it with fire. wtf?
He and Nick Nolte should team up.
Why do I always think they are the same guy?
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Prince, did you hear the one about the Princess in the high speed car chase?
I think I know how it ends, but tell me anyway.
I’m just waiting for the picture that captures in one place Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, Al Pacino, and Russel Brand. Then again, paps don’t often visit soup kitchens.
Homeless panhandler: “Excuse me sir, do you have any spare ch…uh….nevermind.”
I approve!
“Did you butter the doorframe? You were supposed to butter the doorframe!”
“Gold Leader, this is Gold Two. The tuna is in the can. Repeat, the tuna is now in the can. Heading to base.”
I think I gotta start watching this show. No, not really, but she looks good.
90210 is not a bad show. Stop believing all the bullshit.
That dog has a really small head.
The dog has far more pride and class than she does.
which one?
I’m a dog lover, but that thing on the leash creeps me out.
Pure beauty.
What is that statue thing?
bone fragments….he’s a beast!!!
It actually does look like that to me as well! lol
It hides the audio video equipment.
Now we know how Boehner has managed to hold on to a little leverage.
Hasn’t that kid suffered enough already?
Raise your hand if you want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie.
anybody that doesn’t like this photo is a terrorist.
If Mario touches the axe right behind him, the bridge will disappear and he’ll fall into the lava.
Disney’s reboot of Star Wars includes the newest villain: Darth Rapist.
This is damned cute…will it make up for all the other CWM pics that follow?
Ms Griffith is so shot up with botox that she has problems moving her face.
I still like the interview she did during a photoshoot with Lena Headey, where she was like “…and in season 2, I get raped less. Which is nice.” and Lena Headey nearly choked laughing.
That was hilarious.
He’s beyond pomposity and self importance. And then some.
OK, now ‘shop the boots on the dog
Mmmm, strawberry tart.
More like Strawberry Fart.
Heaven is missing an 800 pound gorilla
“So your mother rings and says how would you like a little head?”
Every Christmas these two fly to Mexico and help the kids pretend they’ve been on a Roller Coaster. Aww.
I found Gary Busey in most of the pictures but…..damn he is a sneaky bastard.
I’m pretty sure Wiz is a friend of R. Kelly.
Paula Abdul is looking more refreshed.
This pic offends me, clearly we need an Assault Webs Ban. That kid is shooting webs that are clearly assaulting the president.
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.