The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11

November 9th, 2011 // 494 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.

You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,

- The Superficial

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  1. John Goodman Ponytil
    hmna
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    The Dude abides.

  2. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
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    They must be on a kid shopping trip. I hear the Japanese babies are two for one.

  3. Robert Pattinson
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    Full retard. Big mistake.

  4. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Jesus Christ, what happened to her?

  5. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
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    Nothing says self-respect like an “insert dick here” face.

    • Drew

      Pretty sure her self respect is long gone considering she’s hanging out with Chris Brown. If anything, I’d say the “insert dick here face” redeems her a bit.

  6. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
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    She gets hotter with each passing day. he, however, gets gayer.

  7. John Goodman Ponytil
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    The Dude imbibes.

  8. John Goodman Ponytil
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    Quadruple bypass to go, please.

  9. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    Well, it’s certainly a statement.

  10. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    Who says men can’t wear pink and not look gay?

  11. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    Wait…one more.

    So he’s sponsored by Pepto-Bismal?

  12. Renee Zellweger
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    “I’d like the pool vacuumed while I’m gone. “

  13. Brittny Gastineau
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    As fresh and youthful as a newly-bloomed daisy.

    • Charlie Hodge

      If you mean a vodka and cocaine fueled binge, then yes you are correct. Or were you talking about the butterfly?

  14. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
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    The only reason for a guy to be at a fashion show is if he’s gay and that’s certainly not the case with the guy who played Spock, so it must be something else. Maybe he just stopped in to use the bathroom.

  15. Uma Thurman Cleavage
    Charlie Hodge
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    Zebra. Uma. Botox.

  16. See Alice

    I thought that was Rose McGowan .

  17. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    Oscar
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    That sure is a lot of pink clothing…

  18. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
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    I bet her walnuts are bigger.

  19. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    It’s like she’s got a fever, and the only cure is more lipstick.

  20. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    oh yessss

  21. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    Ms. Piggy looks like shit.

  22. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    Deacon Jones
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    “ummm, I like totally saw you get a hard-on watching that girl in the lingerie”

    “No I didnt, I’m gay, I swear! I wear a 10 foot long scarf for Christ sake!”

  23. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Love is…..squeezing in to the box she came in

  24. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Robe Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Drew
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    As much as I adore this girl (for her intelligence, obviously)… there’s something extremely disturbing about this picture. Can’t quite figure out what that is though.

  25. anni

    A Skyrim reference! I love you, Fish!!!!

  26. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
    Any Guy
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    this woman has been and forever shall be BEAUTIFUL. but her singing voice and her music makes me want to punch babies. horrid.

  27. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    Drew
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    Believe it or not, the first thing I noticed was the girl in the background. Nice heels.

  28. Brittny Gastineau
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy fuck did this bitch speed up her aging process.

    “Ludicris Speed!! GOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

  29. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    great tits!

  30. Whoaaaa..he´s lookin rough! He reminds me of Rolf Harris!!

  31. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
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    Whoaaaa..he´s lookin rough! He reminds me of Rolf Harris!!

  32. Antonio Banderas
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    By the looks of it I guess they cock punch him in the finale.

  33. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    sheldon
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    Looks like she can take a punch.

  34. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    Kitty
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    She is really not that attractive at all…

  35. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    Chupacabra
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    NO PANTS! Those are really popular tights. They go all the way up, but look like you are wearing garters.

  36. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    sheldon
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    Looks like mid way through inflating a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. “Oh, look Wilard, here comes a new entry this year. The “Whore”.

  37. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    kaylia
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    meh….

  38. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    diego
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    “I don’t know how you do it! This is as limp as I can make my wrist!”

  39. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    Chupacabra
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    He’s bi! he’s bi!!!

  40. Cock Dr

    I like my men a little shaggy, but that look Pitt is sporting sez “hobo under bridge, just got jacket from drunk getting blowjob”.

  41. Brittny Gastineau
    Chupacabra
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    Heroin face!

  42. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ’bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple.”

  43. Robert Pattinson
    Cock Dr
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    The UK accent just cannot make up for that busted face.

  44. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    sheldon
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    It’s Vagina Man!

  45. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    I feel bad for her..she knows very well she used to be smokin hot,and now she´s just like any other mom & housewife out there (some even look better than she does).Its nothing to be ashamed of of course,we all get older…but she has the money and the time to fix it and for some reason she just isnt bothered.She even started looking great again for her movie “Burlesque”..and then she went straight back to this…?

    We all used to laugh at her ex husband Quazimodo,and now Im sure that even he wouldent want her back :/
    I really do feel sorry for her…

    • ...

      something tells me you are a mom and housewife.

      The average woman gains 30 pounds during her pregnancy.
      It’s really not that difficult to lose thirty pounds. Especially if you are breastfeeding (you burn twice as many calories when lactating) and running around after babies.
      If you use your pregnancy as an an excuse to get wicked fat than you are doing it wrong.

      • Do you know this from actual experience?

      • ArmyWife

        I’m not wicket fat, but breast feeding actually causes a lot of women to hold on to the last 10-15 pounds. I’m not a house wife, but my baby is 11 months old, I’ve been breast feeding this whole time and the last 15 pounds are a bitch. Yes it helps with the initial part of the weight lost but it doesn’t always cause every single pound to melt off like magic. I don’t think Christina Aguilera is fat at all, but she’s bigger than Hollywood standards right now, not because of the baby, but maybe just getting older or not taking care of herself. If I had her money, I’d be a size 0. Not judging her for that though. I just judge her based on her nasty attitude toward people

      • D-chi

        As someone who lost almost 30 lbs, I must state that it is a huge pain. That being said, someone with Christina’s resources certainly has the capacity to do it. A few months with a personal trainer should have her fit in no time. She loos nice with a little extra skin, but when it gets to be too much, it can be unhealthy.

    • wampa

      it’s all about food-not exercise . She is stuffing her face and it is pretty obvious. That or drinking a LOT and not doing enough cocaine

  46. John Goodman Ponytil
    Hugh Gentry
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    didn’t he die years ago?

  47. Brittny Gastineau
    Damien Karras
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    I didn’t know raccoons wear lipstick…or had lips for that matter.

  48. Antonio Banderas
    sheldon
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    Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee…

  49. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
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    She is such a stank.

  50. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
    sheldon
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    bwwwaaabbbaaaahhh…

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