Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.
You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,
- The Superficial
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The Dude abides.
The dude looks aside.
I think he looks like a heavier, younger Robert Plant here.
They must be on a kid shopping trip. I hear the Japanese babies are two for one.
Full retard. Big mistake.
Jesus Christ, what happened to her?
Lucille Ball and Jessica Simpson morphed together
What? I think hatchet face is aging well. Hater!
ROFL Damien!
If her naturally blonde hair was dyed black she’s almost look like she’s a Latina.
Seriously. This is just messed up.
Fuck if I know.
Wow. That IS hatchet face, it’s been forever since I’d seen Cry Baby so I googled a picture, and it’s uncanny.
LOL!! Hatchet face!!
Nothing says self-respect like an “insert dick here” face.
Pretty sure her self respect is long gone considering she’s hanging out with Chris Brown. If anything, I’d say the “insert dick here face” redeems her a bit.
You are talking about Chris Brown’s face right?
She gets hotter with each passing day. he, however, gets gayer.
The Dude imbibes.
Did that Rhino just order a drink? Nope! It’s just Chuck Testa.
Quadruple bypass to go, please.
Well, it’s certainly a statement.
Who says men can’t wear pink and not look gay?
Wait…one more.
So he’s sponsored by Pepto-Bismal?
“I’d like the pool vacuumed while I’m gone. “
As fresh and youthful as a newly-bloomed daisy.
If you mean a vodka and cocaine fueled binge, then yes you are correct. Or were you talking about the butterfly?
The only reason for a guy to be at a fashion show is if he’s gay and that’s certainly not the case with the guy who played Spock, so it must be something else. Maybe he just stopped in to use the bathroom.
Zebra. Uma. Botox.
lol
I thought that was Rose McGowan .
That sure is a lot of pink clothing…
I bet her walnuts are bigger.
I often think the same thing… not ot be mean but very often she looks like a man
It’s like she’s got a fever, and the only cure is more lipstick.
…and doughnuts, lots and lots of doughnuts.
Stinky, just say it. She needs a damn COWBELL!
yea, at this point I think i’m going to have to agree, she DOES need a cowbell.
oh yessss
Ms. Piggy looks like shit.
Actually, I heard that Christina worked as Piggy’s stunt double for the upcoming movie “The Muppets.”
“ummm, I like totally saw you get a hard-on watching that girl in the lingerie”
“No I didnt, I’m gay, I swear! I wear a 10 foot long scarf for Christ sake!”
Love is…..squeezing in to the box she came in
As much as I adore this girl (for her intelligence, obviously)… there’s something extremely disturbing about this picture. Can’t quite figure out what that is though.
At least it looks like she can focus both eyes at a single object. Most of the time I can’t tell which way she is looking.
Maybe it’s because she had the facial expression and demeanor of a twelve year old.
Her head looks like it’s going to fall right the fuck off.
She looks a lot like Yvonne Strahovski.
A Skyrim reference! I love you, Fish!!!!
this woman has been and forever shall be BEAUTIFUL. but her singing voice and her music makes me want to punch babies. horrid.
Believe it or not, the first thing I noticed was the girl in the background. Nice heels.
Are you gay or something?
Nice heels? The shoes, maybe, but the heels look like she made them herself in woodworking class.
Holy fuck did this bitch speed up her aging process.
“Ludicris Speed!! GOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
great tits!
Whoaaaa..he´s lookin rough! He reminds me of Rolf Harris!!
Whoaaaa..he´s lookin rough! He reminds me of Rolf Harris!!
Yikes he looks like Micky Rourke!! Scary
By the looks of it I guess they cock punch him in the finale.
Looks like she can take a punch.
It looks like she already took a few.
lmfao
She is really not that attractive at all…
Gotta agree there, nice bod, but mean looking face!!
she’ll kick your ass for saying that.
NO PANTS! Those are really popular tights. They go all the way up, but look like you are wearing garters.
My wife owns some like this. They look great.
Looks like mid way through inflating a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. “Oh, look Wilard, here comes a new entry this year. The “Whore”.
meh….
“I don’t know how you do it! This is as limp as I can make my wrist!”
He’s bi! he’s bi!!!
I wish he was “bye-bye.”
I like my men a little shaggy, but that look Pitt is sporting sez “hobo under bridge, just got jacket from drunk getting blowjob”.
Heroin face!
“Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ’bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple.”
The UK accent just cannot make up for that busted face.
busted face? guuuuurl get yo eyes checked.
It’s Vagina Man!
I feel bad for her..she knows very well she used to be smokin hot,and now she´s just like any other mom & housewife out there (some even look better than she does).Its nothing to be ashamed of of course,we all get older…but she has the money and the time to fix it and for some reason she just isnt bothered.She even started looking great again for her movie “Burlesque”..and then she went straight back to this…?
We all used to laugh at her ex husband Quazimodo,and now Im sure that even he wouldent want her back :/
I really do feel sorry for her…
something tells me you are a mom and housewife.
The average woman gains 30 pounds during her pregnancy.
It’s really not that difficult to lose thirty pounds. Especially if you are breastfeeding (you burn twice as many calories when lactating) and running around after babies.
If you use your pregnancy as an an excuse to get wicked fat than you are doing it wrong.
Do you know this from actual experience?
I’m not wicket fat, but breast feeding actually causes a lot of women to hold on to the last 10-15 pounds. I’m not a house wife, but my baby is 11 months old, I’ve been breast feeding this whole time and the last 15 pounds are a bitch. Yes it helps with the initial part of the weight lost but it doesn’t always cause every single pound to melt off like magic. I don’t think Christina Aguilera is fat at all, but she’s bigger than Hollywood standards right now, not because of the baby, but maybe just getting older or not taking care of herself. If I had her money, I’d be a size 0. Not judging her for that though. I just judge her based on her nasty attitude toward people
As someone who lost almost 30 lbs, I must state that it is a huge pain. That being said, someone with Christina’s resources certainly has the capacity to do it. A few months with a personal trainer should have her fit in no time. She loos nice with a little extra skin, but when it gets to be too much, it can be unhealthy.
it’s all about food-not exercise . She is stuffing her face and it is pretty obvious. That or drinking a LOT and not doing enough cocaine
didn’t he die years ago?
exactly my thoughts, i honestly thought he was dead
You’re thinking of John Candy.
I didn’t know raccoons wear lipstick…or had lips for that matter.
No, this is what happens when she takes eyeliner advice from her father.
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee…
“Gotta remember to get the ‘regular’ and not the ‘venti’.”
She is such a stank.
Agreed. She tries way too hard, and looks much older than 36.
Whatever, Maniston lover.
I think Angelina looks great here.
bwwwaaabbbaaaahhh…