The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    jorge
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    toely moly

  2. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Beer Baron
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    I’m doing business stuffs.

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Beer Baron
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    “SPRING BREAK!!! BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

  4. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Still too much face showing.

  5. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    That is one meaty hog of a camel toe. MMMmmm Tasty!

  6. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    jorge
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    i didn’t know you liked to get wet

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Grand Dragon
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    Her tits looks much less orangutany here.

  8. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Grand Dragon
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    43 years old and gave birth twice. Just sayin’

  9. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    “Most of the other guys just use old newspaper and colored water. I got my own thing and I can show you how to get the white ladies to give up mad singles”

    Learning tips from the windshield MASTA! Fucker chopsticks that shit.

  10. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    jorge
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    on his way to meet Jonah Hill for lunch – all you can eat Chinese Buffet

  11. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Too bad they can’t bolt on pretty. Or intelligence.

  12. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    He leaves the face shield up because it can’t get past that nose.

  13. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    jorge
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    “Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British glamour model, fashion designer, magazine columnist, actress, and television & media personality.” -wikipedia-

    the fuck you say?

  14. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Nice tits, Kate Gosselin.

  15. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
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    “This one is shitting in my hand”
    “You heard Mother – whatever we have to do to distract from Harry’s Penis and the the Princess’s tits. You don’t want Mother on your bad side.”

  16. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
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    Big Boy Businessman Costume: Includes glasses, toy phone, jacket, and candy cigarette. 14.95 + Shipping.

  17. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Instagram+MySpace angle+Twitter= grand slam of douchebaggery.

    I was going to say duckface too, but I’m not 100% certain that’s not just her face.

  18. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Unfortunately I doubt it’s biodegradable, so you can’t just thow it in in the ditch when you are done. You’ll have to find a dumpster.

  19. Seal
    it had to be said
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    By “performing” you apparently mean getting a handjob from that blonde lady.

  20. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
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    “Be right back, gonna go see Chris and get some punch.”

  21. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    achilles wrath
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    I’m British and never heard of her before today, she’s minging too

  22. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    rantatonne
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    somewhere a little girl is writing a letter to Santa asking for one of these for Christmas.

  23. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    It’s nice to see Boy George out and about on the town again.

  24. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    “hey buddy, spare some change? Anything at all? I haven’t had a bath in weeks”…said Russell Brand.

  25. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    it had to be said
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    Pregnant Boy George is . . . very confusing.

  26. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    wanker
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    Mickey Rourke is a real mess.

  27. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
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    I’m afraid that we’ve finally pushed in-breeding to its limits.

  28. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    If this is how she looks for the Lipsy London event, I’d hate to see her at a benefit for a prolapsed anus charity.

  29. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Best fembot yet.

  30. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    it had to be said
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    “Serious downgrade from Papua New Guinea boobs, what?”

  31. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    K-tron
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    General Ackbar- you look like you have something to say…

  32. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Gerard Depardon’t…

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    “My left tit voted Romney, and my right tit voted Obama.
    As you can see, America is still separated by a deep divide.”

  34. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
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    I’m hoping to get LOTS of candy from the grown-ups in this house!

  35. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    mrsmass
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    i thought this was a flashback to 1995.

  36. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    OK WTF. I know I’ve said this before, but I KNOW she used to be black!

  37. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    way
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    dis clip on tie is da bomb!

  38. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    it had to be said
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    Argh. You pay for a sex doll and it comes with all these damned clothes in the way.

  39. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    rantatonne
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    The brown was so difficult that she went and got pregnant.

  40. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    Little known fact: Toe fungus tastes a little like coffee. The good shit, Jules.

  41. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Johnny P!
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    “Teen Mom Star”.
    Now there’s an oxymoron!

  42. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    catapostrophe
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    “Hey! Number two!”

  43. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
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    Finally…truth in advertising.

  44. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
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    Awe man, I wanna be a prince. Bare native titties one day, cuddly Koala bears the next? Is he going to rub a blowjob from Dakota Fanning in our faces next?

    (had to do a quick wikipedia to check Dakota’s age…it’s ok)

  45. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    it had to be said
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    Nice ass. Wonky-assed face.

  46. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    1NDUN
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    Hilly Muff.

  47. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    I guess those KIm Jong-un pregancy rumors were true.

  48. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    it had to be said
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    Why does a blind guy need the other pair of glasses?

  49. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
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    She’s practicing covering up her face.

  50. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    it had to be said
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    Is “Lipsy” British for “Madam Tussaud”?

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