Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
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toely moly
I’m doing business stuffs.
“SPRING BREAK!!! BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Still too much face showing.
God nose i still would…
That is one meaty hog of a camel toe. MMMmmm Tasty!
i didn’t know you liked to get wet
Her tits looks much less orangutany here.
But her nose looks much more proboscis monkey.
And this is after a nosejob.
43 years old and gave birth twice. Just sayin’
Abso-fucking-lutely.
She aint no holler back girl. She be smokin
“Most of the other guys just use old newspaper and colored water. I got my own thing and I can show you how to get the white ladies to give up mad singles”
Learning tips from the windshield MASTA! Fucker chopsticks that shit.
on his way to meet Jonah Hill for lunch – all you can eat Chinese Buffet
Too bad they can’t bolt on pretty. Or intelligence.
He leaves the face shield up because it can’t get past that nose.
also clears traffic jams.
“Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British glamour model, fashion designer, magazine columnist, actress, and television & media personality.” -wikipedia-
the fuck you say?
Glamor model? I fail to see anything glamorous.
She needs to attend the “Chinzy” launch party next.
Frakkin seriously?!? In what world??
Nice tits, Kate Gosselin.
“This one is shitting in my hand”
“You heard Mother – whatever we have to do to distract from Harry’s Penis and the the Princess’s tits. You don’t want Mother on your bad side.”
I swear I could hear their voices as I read your comment.
Nice one!
Big Boy Businessman Costume: Includes glasses, toy phone, jacket, and candy cigarette. 14.95 + Shipping.
*Spencer’s High-five!* :D
Georgio, I can tell how old you are, because the kids today probably don’t know that candy cigarettes were ever a thing.
I do, I do! *Waves hand in the air*
Well, Cran, I don’t know how old you are, nor whether the anti-tobacco campaign that swept away candy cigarettes in the U.S. made it to your island nation’s shores.
Ummm…what are candy cigarettes…??? (Hardy-har-har…)
@Tommeh
Yeah, we have the anti tobaccos. Nowadays the packs are plain-wrapped I believe, and for awhile they were covered in terrifying images of disease. Yummo. :)
*WHISPERING LOUDLY*
And I’m 43. :D
hahaha I mean real cigs wrapped in disease pictures! Not candy ones! Those are gone. :D
Not only do I remember candy cigarettes,* I also remember when to be famous you actually had to have done something of significance.
*For our younger readers: http://static.culturemap.com/site_media/uploads/photos/2011-10-12/candy_cigarettes.350w_263h.jpg)
Instagram+MySpace angle+Twitter= grand slam of douchebaggery.
I was going to say duckface too, but I’m not 100% certain that’s not just her face.
Unfortunately I doubt it’s biodegradable, so you can’t just thow it in in the ditch when you are done. You’ll have to find a dumpster.
By “performing” you apparently mean getting a handjob from that blonde lady.
“Be right back, gonna go see Chris and get some punch.”
I’m British and never heard of her before today, she’s minging too
I wouldn’t fuck her with Prince Charles’ vagina.
somewhere a little girl is writing a letter to Santa asking for one of these for Christmas.
It’s nice to see Boy George out and about on the town again.
“hey buddy, spare some change? Anything at all? I haven’t had a bath in weeks”…said Russell Brand.
Pregnant Boy George is . . . very confusing.
Mickey Rourke is a real mess.
I’m afraid that we’ve finally pushed in-breeding to its limits.
If this is how she looks for the Lipsy London event, I’d hate to see her at a benefit for a prolapsed anus charity.
Fantastic comment. LOL
Best fembot yet.
“Serious downgrade from Papua New Guinea boobs, what?”
General Ackbar- you look like you have something to say…
Gerard Depardon’t…
“My left tit voted Romney, and my right tit voted Obama.
As you can see, America is still separated by a deep divide.”
I’m hoping to get LOTS of candy from the grown-ups in this house!
i thought this was a flashback to 1995.
OK WTF. I know I’ve said this before, but I KNOW she used to be black!
If President Obama is still black so is she.
Wait, Obama is black?
dis clip on tie is da bomb!
Argh. You pay for a sex doll and it comes with all these damned clothes in the way.
The brown was so difficult that she went and got pregnant.
Little known fact: Toe fungus tastes a little like coffee. The good shit, Jules.
“Teen Mom Star”.
Now there’s an oxymoron!
Well played Johnny P. You beat me to that one.
“Hey! Number two!”
Finally…truth in advertising.
Awe man, I wanna be a prince. Bare native titties one day, cuddly Koala bears the next? Is he going to rub a blowjob from Dakota Fanning in our faces next?
(had to do a quick wikipedia to check Dakota’s age…it’s ok)
Nice ass. Wonky-assed face.
Hilly Muff.
I guess those KIm Jong-un pregancy rumors were true.
Why does a blind guy need the other pair of glasses?
She’s practicing covering up her face.
Is “Lipsy” British for “Madam Tussaud”?